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187
Days survived
556
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
350
🗺️ Km traveled
60
👑 Decisions
64
🩺 Rescues
350
🍳 Meals cooked
46
🪤 Traps built
188
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
51 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Barack Obama and Spider-Man were on the wrong side. Mike Tyson spotted them from the roof of a bus. Shaun Murphy, Chef, and Albert Einstein were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Jigsaw, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🎒
Spider-Man attempts a kickflip and the skateboard flies into an allied survivor's head. Not very helpful.
-4
1
🎒
Mike Tyson opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
1
📌
📍 Empire State Building observation deck. Chef sees the burning city. "Hell of a view."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: It's raining frogs. Literally. Jigsaw doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
+3
2
Shaun Murphy sutures wounds with fishing line found at a sporting goods store
+5
4
🌍
Day 4: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Shaun Murphy chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
+4
4
Mike Tyson sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
5
🎂
Chef (44 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
7
🎂
Albert Einstein is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
9
💀
Jigsaw collects unsettling trophies
9
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Jigsaw
has died
12
Spider-Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
13
🎒
Albert Einstein throws his boomerang and patiently waits for it to return. A zombie waits too.
+2
18
🌍
Day 18: Barack Obama must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
28
🎒
Chef breaks their broom on a zombie and uses the pointed handle as an improvised spear.
+3
30
🌍
Day 30: Albert Einstein finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
30
Failure - Barack Obama botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
31
💀
Chef was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
31
💀
Chef
has died
34
🌍
Day 34: The camp toilets are out of order. Albert Einstein must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
38
Shaun Murphy amputates bitten limbs in under 2 minutes flat
+5
41
Success - Barack Obama rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
46
📌
📍 Harlem jazz club. A record player spins endlessly. Spider-Man: "The music never died. Just the musicians."
0
54
🎒
Spider-Man cracks their whip and strikes an Indiana Jones pose with a found hat.
+3
55
🎒
Shaun Murphy is convinced their sacrificial dagger is cursed and refuses to let it go.
+2
56
🌍
Day 56: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Spider-Man must deal with this.
+4
60
💀
Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
60
💀
Albert Einstein
has died
73
🌍
Day 73: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Spider-Man must reason with them.
+4
74
🎒
Mike Tyson offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
74
Spider-Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
76
🌍
Day 76: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Spider-Man must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
79
🎒
Mike Tyson slips on an oil puddle while on scooter and ends up in a nettle bush.
-4
91
📌
📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Spider-Man grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
94
Spider-Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
97
💀
Shaun Murphy triages survivors: 'Saveable', 'Doomed' and 'Future zombie'
97
💀
Shaun Murphy
has died
102
🌍
Day 102: Spider-Man loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
113
🌍
Day 113: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Barack Obama watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
113
🎒
Mike Tyson breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
124
🎒
Barack Obama pedals like a maniac and outpaces the zombies effortlessly. Long live the Tour de France of survival!
+6
132
Mike Tyson breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
133
Mike Tyson goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
136
📌
📍 Rockefeller Center. Ice rink filled with bodies. Mike Tyson: "Christmas is cancelled."
0
138
💀
Spider-Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
138
💀
Spider-Man
has died
147
🌍
Day 147: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Barack Obama must improvise a crossing.
-17
153
🎒
Barack Obama opens a can with their Swiss Army knife while others are fighting.
+2
154
Unusual - Barack Obama tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
162
🌍
Day 162: Water supplies are running low. Barack Obama must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
163
💀
Poetic death - Barack Obama dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
163
💀
Barack Obama
has died
164
🌍
Day 164: Mike Tyson recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
178
🌍
Day 178: Mike Tyson tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
181
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Mike Tyson: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
182
🌍
Day 182: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Mike Tyson must organize the underground counter-offensive.
-18
187
💀
Mike Tyson attempts a wheelie on the scooter and tips backward. The scooter falls on top of them.
187
💀
Mike Tyson
has died

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