☠️
188
Days survived
475
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
321
🗺️ Km traveled
58
👑 Decisions
48
🩺 Rescues
274
🍳 Meals cooked
33
🪤 Traps built
171
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
51 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Mike Tyson, Usain Bolt, Dwayne Johnson, Doctor Strange, Gordon Ramsay, Elon Musk, and Joe Biden found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Mike Tyson screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Dwayne Johnson pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Doctor Strange ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Elon Musk cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Usain Bolt found the stairs to the roof. Joe Biden was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Dwayne Johnson opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
1
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📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Usain Bolt: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
2
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Dwayne Johnson enters every fight announcing their stage name with an imaginary mic. 'LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE UNDEAD UNDERTAKER!' The zombies don't care. The crickets do.
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3
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Dwayne Johnson is 54 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
9
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Gordon Ramsay parks the compact car perfectly between two zombies. Perfect parallel parking.
0
10
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Dwayne Johnson grabs a zombie, hoists it up and delivers a bone-crushing body slam that cracks the pavement. The zombie stays down for the three-count. Dwayne Johnson flexes for an audience of zero.
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Day 11: Doctor Strange eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
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Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
16
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Day 16: Mike Tyson trips over a decapitated zombie and breaks their wrist. The enemy strikes even after death.
-6
17
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Joe Biden dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
17
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Joe Biden
has died
19
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
21
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Doctor Strange is convinced their sacrificial dagger is cursed and refuses to let it go.
+2
28
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Usain Bolt uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
32
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Day 32: Elon Musk finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
33
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Day 33: Mike Tyson must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
40
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
42
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Mike Tyson dies mid-dramatic monologue facing the zombies. The speech was beautiful. The audience, unappreciative.
42
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Mike Tyson
has died
43
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
+5
46
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📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Dwayne Johnson: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
49
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Elon Musk detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
53
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Doctor Strange performs express lobotomy on a zombie (spoiler: changes nothing)
+4
56
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Day 56: Usain Bolt discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
64
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Day 64: The camp toilets are out of order. Elon Musk must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
64
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Gordon Ramsay bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
-3
71
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
71
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Elon Musk
has died
77
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Doctor Strange crumbles cookies to trace a path back to camp. Hansel of the apocalypse.
+2
80
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Day 80: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Doctor Strange leads the last defense.
-25
81
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
+5
86
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
87
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Doctor Strange hooks a zombie with their paddle from the canoe. Catch of the day: 80 kilos of rotting flesh.
+2
91
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📍 Central Park is overrun. Doctor Strange spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
101
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Day 101: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Gordon Ramsay watches the scene, puzzled.
-6
103
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Doctor Strange explains zombie brain anatomy while fleeing
103
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Doctor Strange
has died
108
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Gordon Ramsay slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
109
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Day 109: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Gordon Ramsay must find their weak point.
-20
110
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Dwayne Johnson throws his boomerang which never returns. It's actually a stick.
-3
111
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Day 111: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Usain Bolt is closest and must react in a split second.
-20
111
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
119
⚡
Dwayne Johnson attempts a suplex but the zombie is too rotten. The body splits in half mid-move. Dwayne Johnson holds the torso while the legs keep shuffling away. That's... not how physics works.
+2
125
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
125
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
129
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Usain Bolt installs a bell on the bike and rings it. The zombies politely step aside.
+4
131
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Usain Bolt bangs the table with their judge's gavel shouting 'Order!' The zombies don't obey.
-3
136
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Dwayne Johnson: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
137
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Day 137: Dwayne Johnson finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
142
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Day 142: Usain Bolt tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
164
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A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Dwayne Johnson is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
164
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Dwayne Johnson
has died
165
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Day 165: A stray dog follows Usain Bolt to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
177
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Day 177: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Usain Bolt must handle the situation diplomatically.
-10
181
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Usain Bolt: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
186
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Day 186: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Usain Bolt must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
188
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Poetic death - Usain Bolt dies crossing the finish line, turned into a zombie he keeps running in circles forever
188
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Usain Bolt
has died
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