☠️
5
Days survived
1
Zombies killed
0/1
Survivors
1
🗺️ Km traveled
1
👑 Decisions
7
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
12 events
1
📖
Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Donald Trump was woken by screams. Donald Trump by silence, which is worse. Donald Trump didn't sleep at all. Donald Trump was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Donald Trump was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Donald Trump was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Donald Trump heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
🌍
Day 1: An infected survivor hides their bite. Donald Trump is the only one capable of diagnosing.
-20
1
🎒
Donald Trump can't figure out how to load the P90's horizontal magazine and wastes precious time.
-4
1
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Donald Trump: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: A military drone flies over the camp. Donald Trump must hack it to obtain intelligence.
-16
2
🎒
Donald Trump goes from 0 to 300 in seconds in the F1. Zombies don't have time to blink.
+10
2
⚡
Donald Trump negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
+3
3
🌍
Day 3: Donald Trump finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
3
⚡
Donald Trump organizes an IPO for their startup 'ZombieUber' - home brain delivery service
+3
3
🎂
Donald Trump is 80 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
4
🌍
Day 3: Donald Trump loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
4
⚡
Donald Trump diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+3
5
💀
Donald Trump calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
5
💀
Donald Trump
has died
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