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My zombie survival squad β€” zombie_survival πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

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117
Days survived
311
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
πŸ‘€
Created by Anonymous
207
πŸ—ΊοΈ Km traveled
42
πŸ‘‘ Decisions
36
🩺 Rescues
173
🍳 Meals cooked
22
πŸͺ€ Traps built
99
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
49 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Jesus Christ was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Goku and Saitama had barricaded the entrances. Usagi Tsukino was already treating the first injuries. Chef found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Albert Einstein rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Pennywise... Pennywise just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
🌍
Day 1: Albert Einstein finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
1
🌍
Day 1: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Saitama must deal with this.
+4
1
πŸŽ’
Goku sets up a dart board on a motionless zombie and practices.
+3
1
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Goku burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
1
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Goku uses their championship belt as an improvised weapon
+2
1
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Chef transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
1
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πŸ“ Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Saitama: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
2
πŸ’€
Pennywise forgets to check the rails. The railway bridge is destroyed. Plunge into the void with the locomotive.
2
πŸ’€
Pennywise
has died
4
πŸŽ’
Usagi Tsukino gets stuck under a low bridge with the truck. Zombie GPS isn't reliable.
-6
5
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Usagi Tsukino plays 'Stairway to Heaven' to calm the zombies
-1
6
🌍
Day 6: A military drone flies over the camp. Albert Einstein must hack it to obtain intelligence.
+8
7
πŸŽ’
Chef opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
8
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Chef seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
14
🌍
Day 14: The radio picks up an SOS signal. Jesus Christ must decide whether to respond or ignore it.
+6
28
πŸ’€
Usagi Tsukino composes 'The Depressed Survivor's Ballad'
28
πŸ’€
Usagi Tsukino
has died
29
⚑
Chef attempts to flambΓ© in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
32
⚑
Albert Einstein tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
33
🌍
Day 33: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. Jesus Christ leads the last defense.
+13
35
🌍
Day 35: Jesus Christ attempts a motivational speech that makes three survivors cry. Not from joy, from despair.
-4
36
πŸŽ’
Albert Einstein throws his boomerang which knocks out two zombies before returning obediently to his hand.
+7
41
πŸŽ’
Jesus Christ hits a zombie with their squeaky toy mallet. The zombie seems insulted.
-3
42
πŸ’€
Goku executes their signature finishing move on a zombie horde
42
πŸ’€
Goku
has died
43
⚑
Albert Einstein mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
44
🌍
Day 44: Saitama recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
45
πŸŽ’
Saitama has exhausted all shurikens and starts throwing coasters instead.
+2
46
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πŸ“ Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Albert Einstein: "Finally, a bear market."
0
50
πŸŽ’
Chef offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
51
🌍
Day 51: Chef confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
57
⚑
Saitama realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
58
πŸ’€
Albert Einstein swallows a burning marshmallow that sticks to their throat. Molten sugar is merciless.
58
πŸ’€
Albert Einstein
has died
62
⚑
Saitama uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
64
⚑
Saitama flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
66
🌍
Day 66: Chef tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
66
🌍
Day 66: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Jesus Christ must extract them.
+10
71
πŸŽ’
Chef skillfully zigzags on scooter between abandoned cars and escapes the zombies.
+6
75
πŸŽ’
Chef explodes a zombie's jaw with a devastating uppercut using brass knuckles.
+6
77
πŸ’€
Chef dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
77
πŸ’€
Chef
has died
79
🌍
Day 79: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Jesus Christ is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
80
πŸŽ’
Jesus Christ's koala climbs as a scout in the trees and alerts the group by growling when zombies approach.
+6
83
⚑
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
91
πŸŽ’
Saitama goes from 0 to 300 in seconds in the F1. Zombies don't have time to blink.
+10
91
πŸ“Œ
πŸ“ Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Saitama: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
95
⚑
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
98
🌍
Day 98: Jesus Christ negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
103
πŸ’€
Jesus Christ is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
103
πŸ’€
Jesus Christ
has died
113
🌍
Day 113: Saitama finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
114
🌍
Day 114: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Saitama must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
115
πŸŽ’
Saitama uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
117
πŸ’€
Saitama throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
117
πŸ’€
Saitama
has died

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