☠️
202
Days survived
819
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
487
🗺️ Km traveled
92
👑 Decisions
80
🩺 Rescues
373
🍳 Meals cooked
39
🪤 Traps built
198
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
61 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Superman spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Wally West nodded without a word. Son Goku cracked their knuckles. Tony Tony Chopper opened their first aid kit. Sanji pulled a camping stove from their bag. Elon Musk pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Jeffrey Epstein looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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📍 Grand Central Terminal. Zombies swarm the main concourse. Elon Musk: "All trains delayed. Indefinitely."
0
3
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Tony Tony Chopper treats the wounded with whatever's at hand — literally. First aid kit and nerves of steel do the trick.
+4
4
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Day 4: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Wally West must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
4
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Day 4: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Sanji must ration the group's water.
+5
5
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Day 5: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Elon Musk must improvise a crossing.
+9
6
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Wally West clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
+7
9
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Sanji crumbles cookies to trace a path back to camp. Hansel of the apocalypse.
+2
10
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Superman accidentally activates turbo mode on the aero-bike and ends up three cities away. Where am I?
+4
10
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Son Goku meditates every morning facing the rising sun, katana placed before him. The camp doesn't know if it's respect or showmanship. Both.
+4
11
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Son Goku draws too fast in a confined space and cuts the load-bearing barricade. The wall trembles. Bushido didn't plan for narrow corridors.
+4
12
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Sanji follows the cookie crumb trail left by another survivor. The trail leads straight into a zombie nest.
12
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Sanji
has died
16
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Day 16: Tony Tony Chopper captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
17
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Day 17: Jeffrey Epstein discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
21
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Jeffrey Epstein tries to sell survivors to zombies. Plot twist: they prefer self-service
+5
24
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Day 24: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Wally West is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
25
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Wally West realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
27
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Wally West can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
-5
33
🎒
Tony Tony Chopper dislocates their wrist from the Desert Eagle's recoil.
-6
37
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Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
39
🎒
Wally West takes a zombie's temperature: 12°C. Technically
0
44
💀
Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
44
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
46
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📍 Empire State Building observation deck. Elon Musk sees the burning city. "Hell of a view."
0
54
⚡
Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
55
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Day 55: A rival group offers a shady deal. Wally West must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
56
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Son Goku discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
62
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
63
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Day 63: Wally West finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
66
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Day 66: An infected survivor hides their bite. Tony Tony Chopper is the only one capable of diagnosing.
+10
68
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
73
🎒
Superman fires 50 P90 rounds without reloading and decimates the entire horde.
+9
78
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Tony Tony Chopper's koala climbs as a scout in the trees and alerts the group by growling when zombies approach.
+6
82
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Son Goku faces a horde in single combat to cover the camp's retreat. Ten fall. Twenty fall. The fortieth is one too many. Dies standing, blade in hand.
82
💀
Son Goku
has died
89
⚡
Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
90
🎒
Tony Tony Chopper tries to stick the bandage but it folds back on itself into a useless ball.
-3
91
🎒
Tony Tony Chopper revs the motorcycle so loud that windows in nearby buildings shatter. Zero stealth.
+2
91
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📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Tony Tony Chopper grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
92
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Day 92: Elon Musk finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
93
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Wally West flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
95
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Elon Musk blasts a massive zombie with his Smith & Wesson Model 29. "Do you feel lucky, rotten?"
+8
99
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Day 99: Tony Tony Chopper tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
100
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Tony Tony Chopper sets up office hours on a beached ship. "The doctor is in from 9 to 5. Please make an appointment."
+4
101
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Day 101: A violent storm approaches. Elon Musk must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
103
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Tony Tony Chopper dies on deck, stethoscope still around their neck. The ship drifts with its motionless doctor.
103
💀
Tony Tony Chopper
has died
111
🎒
Superman opens a fresh soda found in a vending machine. The sugar gives everyone a boost.
+4
118
🎒
Wally West's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
119
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Day 119: Gas leak detected in the main building. Elon Musk must intervene quickly.
+5
122
🎂
Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
136
🌍
Day 136: Elon Musk finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
136
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📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Wally West: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
139
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Day 139: Wally West discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
142
🎒
Elon Musk blasts reggae in the surfer van and cruises calmly. Zombies feel the good vibes.
+6
148
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A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Wally West is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
148
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Wally West
has died
155
🌍
Day 155: Elon Musk uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
164
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Day 164: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Superman must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
173
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Day 173: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Superman must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
175
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Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
175
💀
Superman
has died
181
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Elon Musk: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
188
🌍
Day 188: Elon Musk recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
189
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Day 188: Elon Musk must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
-6
197
🌍
Day 197: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Elon Musk must find shelter on higher ground.
-10
202
💀
Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
202
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Elon Musk
has died
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