☠️
71
Days survived
135
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
65
🗺️ Km traveled
17
👑 Decisions
11
🩺 Rescues
106
🍳 Meals cooked
11
🪤 Traps built
62
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
30 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Donald Trump, Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Eddie Hall, Dan Rujescu, Sanji, Stuart J. Russell, and Lucas Sinclair found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Donald Trump screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Eddie Hall pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Dan Rujescu ran to the pharmacy aisle. Sanji emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Stuart J. Russell cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander found the stairs to the roof. Lucas Sinclair was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Unusual: Eddie Hall challenges zombies to arm wrestling to settle conflicts. Zombies don't play by rules. The zombie's arm detaches. Eddie Hall wins by default.
+4
1
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📍 Snowbank. Lucas Sinclair hides. "Canadian camouflage."
0
2
🎒
Eddie Hall explodes a zombie's jaw with a devastating uppercut using brass knuckles.
+6
4
🌍
Day 4: Lucas Sinclair must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
5
🎂
Stuart J. Russell is 64 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
7
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
7
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Shai Gilgeous-Alexander
has died
8
⚡
Failure: Eddie Hall breaks down a door to save survivors. Wrong door. The right door was open next to it.
+4
9
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Donald Trump is 80 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
10
🌍
Day 10: It's raining frogs. Literally. Lucas Sinclair doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
+3
11
🎒
Lucas Sinclair strikes a zombie with their judge's gavel shouting 'Guilty!' The zombie collapses.
+5
14
💀
Poetic death - Dan Rujescu dies eaten by his own zombie test subject he thought he had tamed
14
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Dan Rujescu
has died
16
🌍
Day 16: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Donald Trump takes command of the evacuation.
+11
18
🎒
Stuart J. Russell plants their broken bottle into a zombie's eye with surgical precision.
+4
23
⚡
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
29
💀
Lucas Sinclair throws their judge's gavel which bounces off the desk and comes back into their jaw.
29
💀
Lucas Sinclair
has died
31
🎒
Sanji mounts their broomstick and charges the zombies screaming 'Expelliarmus!'
+3
32
🌍
Day 32: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Stuart J. Russell must stand guard on the roof tonight.
-14
33
⚡
Donald Trump diversifies their portfolio by buying shares in atomic bunkers
+3
36
💀
Sanji dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
36
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Sanji
has died
37
⚡
Stuart J. Russell over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
40
🎒
Donald Trump tries to run with open scissors and understands why mom said not to do it.
-4
44
🌍
Day 44: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Stuart J. Russell must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
-7
46
📌
📍 Beer store. Selection depleted. Stuart J. Russell: "Molson and the end times."
0
51
💀
Donald Trump calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
51
💀
Donald Trump
has died
54
🌍
Day 54: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Eddie Hall must deal with this.
+4
56
⚡
Success: Eddie Hall crushes zombies barehanded, smashes barricades, carries wounded on shoulders. Brute force, tender heart.
+4
57
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Stuart J. Russell breaks a bottle on their own head thinking it would shatter like in movies. Failed.
57
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Stuart J. Russell
has died
58
🌍
Day 58: Eddie Hall loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
60
🌍
Day 60: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Eddie Hall must find a solution, fast.
-15
71
💀
Poetic Death: Eddie Hall holds up a collapsed support pillar to let survivors pass. The pillar holds. The muscles don't. Crushed by his own feat.
71
💀
Eddie Hall
has died
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