☠️
89
Days survived
187
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
129
🗺️ Km traveled
31
👑 Decisions
17
🩺 Rescues
55
🍳 Meals cooked
16
🪤 Traps built
106
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
43 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Adolf Hitler was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Vladimir Putin and Joseph Stalin had barricaded the entrances. The Buddha was already treating the first injuries. Kim Jong-un found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Osama bin Laden rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Charlie Kirk... Charlie Kirk just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
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Day 1: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Osama bin Laden must improvise a crossing.
+9
1
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Kim Jong-un throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
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The Buddha paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
1
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📍 Bronx apartment building. Fire escape creaks. Joseph Stalin: "Rent was too high anyway."
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2
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Day 2: Three survivor children are trapped in a school bus surrounded by zombies. Charlie Kirk must extract them.
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2
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Kim Jong-un launches a re-election campaign mid-apocalypse. Campaign posters on barricades: 'Together Against the Undead - Vote Kim Jong-un!'
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3
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Kim Jong-un dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
3
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Kim Jong-un
has died
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Day 6: Joseph Stalin must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
8
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Day 8: Zombies are developing collective intelligence. Joseph Stalin must understand and counter their strategy.
+13
8
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Vladimir Putin plants their broken bottle into a zombie's eye with surgical precision.
+4
9
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Adolf Hitler skillfully zigzags on scooter between abandoned cars and escapes the zombies.
+6
10
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Unusual: Osama bin Laden builds a sewer system so sophisticated that zombies use it as an access tunnel. Engineering serving the enemy. Unintentionally.
+3
15
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Charlie Kirk tries to open all the blades of their Swiss Army knife at once and turns into a pincushion.
15
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Charlie Kirk
has died
17
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Joseph Stalin cuts off a zombie's fingers with his crowbar in one swift motion.
+4
18
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Day 18: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Osama bin Laden must supervise repairs.
+4
18
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Joseph Stalin organizes a protest against zombie oppression
+2
22
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Vladimir Putin gets a flat tire on a zombie bone. Hard to find a repair shop in the middle of an apocalypse.
-4
28
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Day 28: Adolf Hitler tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
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34
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The Buddha practices compassion even towards zombies
34
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The Buddha
has died
38
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Day 38: Vladimir Putin discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
38
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Joseph Stalin recruits survivors for their anti-zombie guerrilla
+2
41
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Adolf Hitler wears brass knuckles 24/7 and can no longer open doors.
+1
42
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Vladimir Putin cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
46
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Day 46: Adolf Hitler opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
46
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📍 Garbage mountain in the Bronx. Osama bin Laden: "Smells like home."
0
47
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Joseph Stalin cuts the chain that was holding the hangar full of zombies shut.
47
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Joseph Stalin
has died
49
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Day 49: Adolf Hitler must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
52
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Osama bin Laden's hen perches on a sleeping zombie's head and stays there all day. Collector photo.
+2
54
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Day 54: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Vladimir Putin takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
-8
55
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Adolf Hitler shares some beers with the group at sunset. Moment of brotherhood in chaos.
+4
58
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Failure: Osama bin Laden miscalculates the load on the new dormitory floor. It collapses at 3 AM. 40 survivors wake up in free fall. Nobody is happy.
+3
64
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Poetic Death: Osama bin Laden dies buried in the collapse of the tunnel he was digging. His plan was perfect. The ground wasn't. The engineer joins his foundations.
64
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Osama bin Laden
has died
65
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Day 65: A hailstorm forces zombies to take shelter... in the camp. Adolf Hitler must improvise.
+11
66
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Adolf Hitler holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
+2
67
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Day 67: A military drone flies over the camp. Vladimir Putin must hack it to obtain intelligence.
-16
68
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Vladimir Putin improvises vehicle stunts to escape the undead
+4
69
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Vladimir Putin is 74 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
72
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Adolf Hitler punches a zombie with brass knuckles, their arm goes through the rotting zombie and gets stuck inside.
72
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Adolf Hitler
has died
73
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Day 73: The camp cook has gone missing. Vladimir Putin must feed 50 people with what's left.
-14
76
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Day 76: Vladimir Putin discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
-8
78
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Vladimir Putin performs a backflip to dodge a zombie horde
+4
88
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Vladimir Putin uses stunt falling techniques to absorb the impact of a 3rd floor jump
+4
89
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Vladimir Putin dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
89
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Vladimir Putin
has died
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