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74
Days survived
189
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
127
🗺️ Km traveled
23
👑 Decisions
7
🩺 Rescues
90
🍳 Meals cooked
10
🪤 Traps built
33
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
32 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Naruto Uzumaki, Beerus, Majin Buu, Neville Longbottom, Sanji, Ted Bundy, and Shanks found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Naruto Uzumaki screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Majin Buu pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Neville Longbottom ran to the pharmacy aisle. Sanji emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Ted Bundy cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Beerus found the stairs to the roof. Shanks was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
1
📌
📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Shanks: "Geometry saves lives."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: It's raining frogs. Literally. Ted Bundy doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
+3
2
🎒
Majin Buu cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
2
🎂
Ted Bundy (43 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
3
💀
Shanks leads the final charge to retake a strategic building. Victory achieved, but Shanks falls inside, caught by a lone zombie. Died a hero's death.
3
💀
Shanks
has died
5
🌍
Day 5: Sanji finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
8
Naruto Uzumaki assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+4
15
🎒
Naruto Uzumaki strikes a zombie right in the face with their rake, tearing off its jaw.
+4
19
💀
Neville Longbottom stumbles while running with his scissors. Mom was right all along.
19
💀
Neville Longbottom
has died
21
🌍
Day 21: A stray dog follows Beerus to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
21
🎒
Naruto Uzumaki rolls over a rock and the scooter stops dead. Naruto Uzumaki continues solo in flight.
-4
22
Ted Bundy silently eliminates threats... all threats
+1
24
💀
Ted Bundy collects unsettling trophies
24
💀
Ted Bundy
has died
29
🎒
Majin Buu's hen escapes while clucking so loudly that the whole neighborhood knows where the group is hiding.
-5
29
Beerus gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+2
33
🌍
Day 33: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Sanji hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
+3
37
💀
Beerus hooks a chandelier with their whip and swings on it. The chandelier breaks loose.
37
💀
Beerus
has died
38
🌍
Day 38: Naruto Uzumaki catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
46
📌
📍 The subway tunnels echo with groans. Majin Buu: "Still smells better than rush hour."
0
48
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
49
🎒
Sanji plants their broken bottle into a zombie's eye with surgical precision.
+4
51
💀
Sanji breaks a bottle on their own head thinking it would shatter like in movies. Failed.
51
💀
Sanji
has died
57
🎒
Majin Buu rides majestically on their penny-farthing and zombies stand agape at this vision from another century.
+5
58
Majin Buu demolishes zombies in hand-to-hand combat with devastating mixed martial arts: submissions and strikes.
+3
59
🌍
Day 59: Majin Buu discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
63
💀
Majin Buu dies in the cage, overwhelmed after a heroic twelve-round slugfest against an entire horde.
63
💀
Majin Buu
has died
64
🌍
Day 64: Naruto Uzumaki finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
-8
65
🎒
Naruto Uzumaki finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
67
Naruto Uzumaki orchestrates camp defense like a Pentagon briefing: flanks secured, reserves positioned, exit strategy locked and loaded. No horde shall pass.
+4
68
🌍
Day 68: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Naruto Uzumaki must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
74
💀
Naruto Uzumaki opens an expired milk carton and the fermented gas explosion attracts an entire horde to the camp.
74
💀
Naruto Uzumaki
has died

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