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5
Days survived
1
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
2
🗺️ Km traveled
1
👑 Decisions
1
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
18 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Ralph Wiggum was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ had barricaded the entrances. Jesus Christ was already treating the first injuries. Jesus Christ found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Jesus Christ rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Jesus Christ... Jesus Christ just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
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Jour 1 : Une fuite de gaz est détectée dans le bâtiment principal. Jesus Christ doit intervenir rapidement.
-10
1
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Ralph Wiggum slips on their own banana peel in front of the whole group.
-3
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Failure: Jesus Christ preaches to a horde hoping for a miracle. The miracle doesn't come. The horde does.
-4
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Poetic Death: Jesus Christ dies with arms raised to the sky, final sermon unfinished. The congregation disperses in silence.
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Jesus Christ
has died
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Jesus Christ dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
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2
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Jour 2 : Jesus Christ installe un piège qui se déclenche sur un allié. Amitié mise à rude épreuve.
-6
2
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Ralph Wiggum discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
2
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Unusual: Jesus Christ imposes a weekly 'day of rest' at camp. Even sentries hesitate. Zombies, however, never take a break.
-4
2
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Jesus Christ se réfugie sous un arbre pendant l'orage. La foudre n'a pas lu le manuel de survie non plus.
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Jesus Christ
has died
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Jour 3 : Une épidémie de grippe frappe le camp. Jesus Christ doit soigner tout le monde avec des moyens limités.
-15
3
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Success: Jesus Christ transforms fear into faith and faith into action. Survivors rise and fight after each sermon.
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3
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Jesus Christ est emporté(e) par une crue soudaine en traversant un pont. Le courant était plus rapide que les zombies. C'est dire.
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Jesus Christ
has died
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Jour 4 : Ralph Wiggum confond le signal d'alerte avec la sonnerie du dîner. Arrive au réfectoire en pleine attaque.
-6
4
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Jesus Christ s'aventure dans le blizzard pour chercher du bois. On retrouve ses traces dans la neige. Elles s'arrêtent net au milieu de nulle part.
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Jesus Christ
has died
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Jour 5 : Jesus Christ confond un zombie avec un survivant endormi et lui offre un café. Moment gênant.
-3
5
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Jesus Christ se réfugie sous un arbre pendant l'orage. La foudre n'a pas lu le manuel de survie non plus.
5
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Jesus Christ
has died
5
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Jesus Christ se réfugie sous un arbre pendant l'orage. La foudre n'a pas lu le manuel de survie non plus.
5
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Jesus Christ
has died
5
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Ralph Wiggum crashes into a lamppost at full speed in their shopping cart. Airbag not included.
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Ralph Wiggum
has died
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