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21
Days survived
15
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
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🗺️ Km traveled
5
👑 Decisions
2
🩺 Rescues
24
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
19
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Jeffrey Epstein and R. Kelly were on the wrong side. Sean Combs spotted them from the roof of a bus. Harvey Weinstein, Peter Nygård, and Keith Raniere were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Ghislaine Maxwell, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
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Day 1: Ghislaine Maxwell must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
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Jeffrey Epstein tries to negotiate peace with zombies by offering them donations
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Keith Raniere is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
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Jeffrey Epstein is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
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Poetic Death: Peter Nygård dies clutching an empty briefcase to his chest. The last deal fell through.
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Peter Nygård
has died
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📍 Bronx apartment building. Fire escape creaks. R. Kelly: "Rent was too high anyway."
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Day 2: Keith Raniere forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
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Keith Raniere draws blueprints for an anti-zombie bunker with pool and spa
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Ghislaine Maxwell posts a selfie with zombies in the background to raise awareness among followers
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Ghislaine Maxwell
has died
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Harvey Weinstein organizes a crisis meeting with catering even during the apocalypse
-3
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Day 7: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Harvey Weinstein must adapt the defense.
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Harvey Weinstein recruits talented survivors for their next post-apocalyptic film
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Harvey Weinstein
has died
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Day 9: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Jeffrey Epstein watches the scene, puzzled.
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Keith Raniere calculates the structural resistance of an IKEA pallet barricade
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10
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R. Kelly drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, R. Kelly doesn't.
10
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R. Kelly
has died
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Day 13: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Jeffrey Epstein is the last medical hope.
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Sean Combs motivates survivors with an epic rap battle
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15
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Sean Combs distracts zombies by rapping their life story
15
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Sean Combs
has died
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Day 16: Keith Raniere tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
17
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Keith Raniere designs architectural traps worthy of Home Alone
+3
18
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Keith Raniere transforms a shopping mall into a Dawn of the Dead fortress
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Keith Raniere
has died
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Day 19: A snowstorm immobilizes everything. Zombies freeze in place. Jeffrey Epstein takes advantage to organize a supply expedition.
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Day 20: Jeffrey Epstein discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
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Jeffrey Epstein organizes a food distribution... and attracts ALL the zombies in the neighborhood
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20
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Jeffrey Epstein transforms their luxury bunker into a shelter (spoiler: bad idea)
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Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
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