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5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 1 | 14 | 2 |
| 16 | aaaaaaa | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pretemporada
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen... Aaaaaaa! If you paid for your ticket tonight, there's one reason and one reason only, and that reason's name is LeBron James. Standing at 206 cm, marathon-runner cardio, and surgeon's hands. This man catches a ball mid-flight the way you grab the remote off the couch. Except he follows it up with a spin move, a step-back, and a 30-footer that doesn't even touch the rim. Nothing but net. Every single time. Like the basket is magnetized to the damn ball. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's King Kong. An amateur in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles bare hands better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. King Kong has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat the game and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning. Mid-pack budget. The team of guys who punch the clock, don't complain, cash a decent paycheck, and go home without making headlines. It's not sexy, but it works. The GM is a damn wizard at finding role players at 3 million who play like they're worth 15, and the coach squeezes every drop out of this roster. The problem? One major injury and the whole house of cards collapses.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
80-125 (D)
Simo Häyhä gets the crowd going early! Setting the tone like a francotirador on day one!
This first-ballot legend Jesús de Nazaret puts up a bucket but it won't fall! Off night!
LeBron James, this oversized freak, gets stripped from downtown! Tendency to rush exposed!
Simo Häyhä overcommits! Going all-in like a francotirador on the el objetivo lejano, but wrong!
Jesús de Nazaret, this smooth operator, pounds the scorer's table! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Break. LeBron James collapses next to the vending machine. Rumor has it LeBron James talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Jesús de Nazaret misses in the money time! A mesías dropping the game at the worst time!
This generational talent LeBron James stumbles! The fatigue is real after the allotted time!
Jesús de Nazaret turns it over in the center circle! Butterfingers from this mesías!
King Kong, this established star, refuses to high-five! Defense that's basically a suggestion hurting the chemistry!
Godzilla walks off in silence. This guy everybody knows gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Jesús de Nazaret pulls his cap down over his eyes. Simo Häyhä doesn't have a cap, and it shows. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
92-109 (D)
Jesús de Nazaret opens with a half-court heave! This once-in-a-lifetime player making an early statement!
Godzilla, this big-name player, with a contested half-court heave that misses from downtown!
Godzilla coughs up the Wilson! Occasional mental lapses strikes again in transition!
LeBron James gets crossed over! This generational talent left frozen back to the basket!
A hook shot by Jesús de Nazaret! The crowd erupts! Scary good handles personified!
Back to the locker room. Godzilla punches his locker. True story: Godzilla walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Miami Heart-Attack. Awkward. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Godzilla mouths off and picks up a T! Injury-prone body taking over!
Simo Häyhä can't find the range! The su rifle de precisión has better accuracy than that!
Simo Häyhä communicates the switch! Clear as a francotirador's instructions!
Jesús de Nazaret, this franchise cornerstone, sucking wind after that sprint! The four quarters of battle!
Simo Häyhä tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we eliminars better, like the el objetivo lejano!'
Godzilla's gaze is cold, distant. King Kong's gaze is hot, angry. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
108-105 (V)
Game time! LeBron James and this guy with rings on every finger ready to put on a show at the arena!
King Kong a clutch steal at the critical moment! A killer instinct right on cue!
King Kong, this top-tier talent, pulls the trigger under the basket but no luck!
King Kong, this combo guard, uses every inch to deliver a tear drop!
Jesús de Nazaret draws the double team! Attracting attention, the mesías is a magnet out there!
Halftime! Godzilla has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Did you know Godzilla started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
This franchise guy King Kong drains the pressure shot! In the dying seconds! That's a superstar!
King Kong anticipates the cut and deflects the basketball! This elite player reading minds!
A hostile crowd as Jesús de Nazaret checks in for the extra period! The mesías returns!
Simo Häyhä with the clutch block! Not in this house, says the francotirador!
Simo Häyhä tallied double figures! Double the el objetivo lejano, double the glory!
Jesús de Nazaret and LeBron James freestyle a victory rap. Simo Häyhä does the beatbox. It's terrible but magnificent. Evening confession: I'm wearing Jesús de Nazaret's jersey under my shirt. For morale. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
87-122 (D)
Jesús de Nazaret, this smooth operator, takes the court! The palpable tension is electric!
Simo Häyhä, this combo guard, gets the look at half court but the lid's on the rim!
LeBron James, this giant, fumbles the entry pass along the baseline!
Jesús de Nazaret gets blown by! Even a mesías couldn't stop that!
This global icon LeBron James stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Break time. LeBron James bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Rumor has it LeBron James tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Air ball from Jesús de Nazaret! Being a mesías doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
Jesús de Nazaret short-arms the shot from fatigue! This guy with rings on every finger has nothing left!
LeBron James, this long boy, gets the ball poked away! Hot head when protecting the basketball!
This guy everybody knows Godzilla fouls hard out of frustration! Tendency to rush showing!
Simo Häyhä sits on the bench post-game! Sitting like a francotirador after the su rifle de precisión broke!
LeBron James shakes King Kong's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
96-97 (D)
Simo Häyhä takes the court to wild stands! The francotirador with the su rifle de precisión is here!
Godzilla drains a free throw at the top of the key! Textbook unreal swagger!
LeBron James bites on the pump fake! This undisputed superstar sent flying at the top of the key!
A layup by LeBron James from the right corner is way off! Tough night for this undisputed superstar!
Jesús de Nazaret spins past the defense! A scoop layup! The gap narrows!
Halftime whistle! Jesús de Nazaret slides down against the hallway wall. Juicy anecdote: Jesús de Nazaret was caught dancing the Macarena in the showers. Alone. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
King Kong goes to work and bricks it! Tendency to force bad shots in crunch time!
Godzilla, this bonafide star, yells at the coaching staff! Tendency to rush causing friction!
LeBron James lets fly with conviction! This all-time great believes tonight is the night!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James picks up the foul on the final possession! Terrible timing!
Jesús de Nazaret walks off in defeat! Even a mesías's skills couldn't save tonight!
Godzilla rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. King Kong picks up his own and folds it carefully. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
84-123 (D)
Simo Häyhä, this headliner, draws first blood! A catch-and-shoot triple to start!
King Kong with a rough floater from downtown! Limited stamina at the worst time!
This elite player King Kong gets pickpocketed back to the basket! Sloppy handling!
King Kong, this swiss-army-knife type, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over injury-prone body!
King Kong goes to work angrily after the turnover! This headliner spiraling!
Halftime whistle. Simo Häyhä spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Little secret: Simo Häyhä listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. We're back! The coach drew stuff on the whiteboard, let's see if it works.
King Kong rushes a devastating dunk from downtown! Heavy feet creeping in!
This franchise guy King Kong has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
LeBron James, this walking skyscraper, commits the travel! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the footwork!
King Kong mutters to himself walking back! This elite player fighting inner demons!
Simo Häyhä walks the tunnel in silence! Done for the night, back to francotirador life tomorrow!
LeBron James is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Simo Häyhä waits at the tunnel entrance. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
89-133 (D)
Simo Häyhä comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the francotirador means business!
LeBron James fires a pull-up jumper under the basket but can't connect! Shaky emotions under pressure showing!
Simo Häyhä botches the handoff! Even the su rifle de precisión exchanges go smoother!
LeBron James falls asleep on the weak side! Heavy feet exposed!
LeBron James, this long boy, sits down hard on the bench! Shaky emotions under pressure written all over his face!
Rest. Godzilla buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Anecdote: Godzilla slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Jesús de Nazaret, this do-it-all player, gets the separation but can't finish! Hot head!
LeBron James, this beanpole, laboring up and down! Hot head draining the energy!
LeBron James launches into a dead end driving to the hoop! Turnover! Ego the size of Texas!
LeBron James storms to the bench! This guy with rings on every finger is visibly upset!
Jesús de Nazaret leaves the venue quietly! Quiet as a mesías after the game setback!
LeBron James's lip is trembling. King Kong dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. Did you know that King Kong practices mesías on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
81-117 (D)
Jesús de Nazaret, this household name, embraces the boiling cauldron! Game on!
LeBron James with the off-balance tear drop! This guy with rings on every finger couldn't set the feet!
Jesús de Nazaret throws it away! A pass worse than a mesías tossing the game!
This first-ballot legend LeBron James gives up the offensive rebound! Lack of consistency when boxing out!
LeBron James, this giant, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the right corner!
Back to the locker room. Godzilla punches his locker. Confession: Godzilla tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
Godzilla forces a bad double-clutch layup! This jersey-selling name needs to trust teammates!
Godzilla is cramping up! This multi-time All-Star trying to shake it off! Tendency to force bad shots!
Simo Häyhä with the lazy pass! Defense that's basically a suggestion leading to easy points!
LeBron James steps back away from the huddle! This potential GOAT in a dark place mentally!
Godzilla shoots to the tunnel in disappointment. This big-name player will learn from this.
Simo Häyhä sits on the floor in the hallway. King Kong sits down next to him. Nobody speaks. Behind the scenes, I learned King Kong was also a mesías in a past life. You can feel it in the game. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
92-130 (D)
This certified GOAT candidate LeBron James catches the basketball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
This top-tier talent Godzilla whiffs on a deep three! The crowd groans!
Simo Häyhä throws it into traffic! Reckless pass, the francotirador got too confident!
Simo Häyhä gets caught flat-footed! This big-name player beaten to the spot!
LeBron James posts up and kicks the stanchion! This franchise cornerstone losing composure!
That's a wrap for now. King Kong dives into the tunnel. Rumor has it King Kong has been wearing the same lucky underwear for three seasons. The medical staff is concerned. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
This All-Star caliber talent King Kong short-arms a deep three at half court! Not enough lift!
LeBron James is gassed! This household name bent over at half court! Limited stamina catching up!
This big-name player Simo Häyhä forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
This established star Simo Häyhä shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Jesús de Nazaret packs up and heads out! Packing their bare hands, unpacking emotions!
Jesús de Nazaret walks toward the tunnel without a word. Simo Häyhä stares at the scoreboard as if it might change. I learned that Jesús de Nazaret's father was a mesías. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
75-118 (D)
Jesús de Nazaret sets the tone early! The mesías came to play tonight!
LeBron James, this 7-footer, wastes a golden chance with a wild devastating dunk!
King Kong dunks carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Jesús de Nazaret bites on the fake! Fooled like a mesías by counterfeit the game!
King Kong can't mask the disappointment! This bonafide star wearing it on the sleeve!
Back to the locker room. LeBron James punches his locker. True story: LeBron James walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Denver Horse-Track. Awkward. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Jesús de Nazaret bricks another one! Building something awful with their bare hands tonight!
King Kong, this solid build, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
Jesús de Nazaret, this do-it-all player, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted driving to the hoop!
Simo Häyhä slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a francotirador hits the workbench!
King Kong had the chances but couldn't convert. This big-name player left wanting.
Jesús de Nazaret is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Simo Häyhä waits at the tunnel entrance. I learned tonight that Jesús de Nazaret used to be a mesías. That explains the unique running style. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
73-118 (D)
Jesús de Nazaret gets the starting nod! A mesías starting with their bare hands confidence!
Simo Häyhä, this do-it-all player, can't finish at half court! That one stings!
Jesús de Nazaret with the careless pass! Competing the game with more care, please!
LeBron James gets burned on the drive! Tendency to force bad shots in lateral movement!
LeBron James, this colossus, waves off the play call! Ego the size of Texas hurting the team!
Time to breathe. Simo Häyhä has both hands on both knees, completely cooked. Did you know? Simo Häyhä launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Back to hostilities. Faces have changed in the locker room.
Jesús de Nazaret, this versatile guy, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this hall-of-fame lock!
This big-name player Simo Häyhä can barely jump! The springs are gone from mid-range!
LeBron James goes to work the damn ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this undisputed superstar!
LeBron James drops the head after another miss! Heavy feet sapping the confidence!
This certified bucket King Kong tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Jesús de Nazaret mutters 'damn' under his breath. King Kong says 'yeah' in the same tone. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
77-121 (D)
King Kong, this solid build, sets the tone immediately! Pure God-given talent from the jump!
King Kong with a wild attempt! This top-tier talent not finding the range tonight!
Godzilla, this tweener, steps out of bounds with the orange! Mental lapse!
Godzilla gambles for the steal and pays the price! Heavy feet!
Simo Häyhä waves off the play! The authority of a francotirador in that gesture!
Halftime whistle. LeBron James flops into the first available chair. Intel: LeBron James refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
This first-ballot legend LeBron James misses the mark! A reverse layup goes begging at the top of the key!
Godzilla, this solid build, looks exhausted from the left corner! The legs are gone!
LeBron James with a wild pass that sails out! This first-ballot legend giving it away!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James hangs the head after the miss! Deflated in the paint!
Simo Häyhä looks at the scoreboard one last time! Numbers don't lie for a francotirador!
King Kong closes his eyes walking out. Godzilla keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
83-127 (D)
Simo Häyhä, this certified bucket, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
King Kong launches a tear drop and... Airball! Tendency to force bad shots at its peak!
LeBron James throws it away! Shaky emotions under pressure under pressure at half court!
This bonafide star Godzilla commits the and-one foul! Tendency to force bad shots in positioning!
This max-contract guy King Kong slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
That's a cut. LeBron James stumbles slightly reaching the locker room. True story: LeBron James had his parking spot stolen by Boston Ring-Chasers's mascot. Still talks about it. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Simo Häyhä blows past but the shot rims out! Injury-prone body rears its ugly head!
King Kong, this combo guard, with tired legs at the buzzer! Occasional mental lapses slowing this franchise guy down!
King Kong, this do-it-all player, gets called for the carry! Limited stamina in ball-handling!
King Kong gets a technical for complaining! Tendency to rush on full display!
Jesús de Nazaret tips the cap to the winners! The mesías's grace with the game!
King Kong's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Godzilla hides his eyes under a towel. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
73-118 (D)
Tip-off! Godzilla gets us started! Let's go!
Simo Häyhä misses! Even a francotirador can't fix that shot!
Simo Häyhä loses the leather! A francotirador would never be this careless!
This reliable star Simo Häyhä caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Godzilla slams the Spalding in frustration! Limited stamina on full display!
Break! Jesús de Nazaret rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Did you know Jesús de Nazaret started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
King Kong air-mails an alley-oop in the paint! Way off for this bonafide star!
This franchise guy King Kong calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Shaky emotions under pressure taking its toll!
This headliner Godzilla with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Simo Häyhä vents at their teammates! The francotirador who vents about the el objetivo lejano!
Simo Häyhä, this franchise guy, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Godzilla is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. King Kong waits at the tunnel entrance. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
80-125 (D)
LeBron James rises up with energy from the opening whistle! This all-time great locked in!
Brick! LeBron James misfires from way beyond the arc! Limited stamina at the worst time!
Intercepted! Simo Häyhä's pass snatched right out of the air! A francotirador would never be that careless!
Simo Häyhä caught flat-footed! Standing still, the francotirador reflexes took a nap!
This multi-time All-Star King Kong can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
First half is done. Godzilla is chugging Gatorade like it's water. Fun fact: Godzilla tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
Simo Häyhä can't connect! The su rifle de precisión in hand, sure. The Wilson through the hoop, nope!
This certified bucket Godzilla can't close out! The legs are shot facing the rim!
Simo Häyhä with the travel! Footwork confusion worthy of a lost francotirador!
Jesús de Nazaret penetrates the towel! This first-ballot legend showing tendency to rush!
LeBron James posts up past the media. This absolute legend not in the mood to talk.
LeBron James refuses Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest's handshake. Simo Häyhä offers a limp one with just his fingertips. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
aaaaaaa finishes #16 (1W-14L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
Diario de temporada
Good evening everyone and fasten your seatbelts because tonight we are not doing this gently. The arena is already sweating, the DJ cranked the volume so high the hardwood is vibrating, and there's a guy in the third row who painted his chest in the team colors even though it's freezing outside. That's devotion. That's basketball madness. And the franchise rolling in tonight deserves every decibel of this insane atmosphere. They've been through the hell of winless stretches and the ecstasy of Finals appearances, and honestly, nobody ever knows what they're going to pull off. That's what makes this sport so damn beautiful. Ladies and gentlemen... Aaaaaaa!
If you paid for your ticket tonight, there's one reason and one reason only, and that reason's name is LeBron James. Standing at 206 cm, marathon-runner cardio, and surgeon's hands. This man catches a ball mid-flight the way you grab the remote off the couch. Except he follows it up with a spin move, a step-back, and a 30-footer that doesn't even touch the rim. Nothing but net. Every single time. Like the basket is magnetized to the damn ball.
What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch.
Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's King Kong. An amateur in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles bare hands better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. King Kong has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat the game and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning.
Mid-pack budget. The team of guys who punch the clock, don't complain, cash a decent paycheck, and go home without making headlines. It's not sexy, but it works. The GM is a damn wizard at finding role players at 3 million who play like they're worth 15, and the coach squeezes every drop out of this roster. The problem? One major injury and the whole house of cards collapses.
aaaaaaa finishes #16 (1W-14L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
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