☠️
101
Days survived
207
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
131
🗺️ Km traveled
31
👑 Decisions
25
🩺 Rescues
140
🍳 Meals cooked
17
🪤 Traps built
62
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
45 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Joseph Stalin spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Max Rockatansky nodded without a word. Thing cracked their knuckles. Gregory House opened their first aid kit. Auguste Escoffier pulled a camping stove from their bag. Bruce Banner pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Robert Saleh looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
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Day 1: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Gregory House must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
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Day 1: Joseph Stalin repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
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1
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Auguste Escoffier's hen perches on a sleeping zombie's head and stays there all day. Collector photo.
+2
1
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Robert Saleh uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
1
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Bruce Banner synthesizes a chemical repellent from lab supplies. Zombies back away — the scientific method works even on the dead.
+3
1
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Robert Saleh gets in the trebuchet arm out of curiosity. Someone pulls the lever. 300-meter glide without parachute.
1
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Robert Saleh
has died
1
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📍 Water tower rooftop. Auguste Escoffier checks the perimeter. "We're surrounded. Classic New York."
0
4
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Day 4: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Gregory House must improvise a crossing.
+9
5
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Day 5: Bruce Banner catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
5
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Gregory House puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
6
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Bruce Banner is so absorbed analyzing a zombie tissue sample that they don't see the horde coming through the lab window.
+3
9
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Gregory House opens a can with their Swiss Army knife while others are fighting.
+2
24
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Thing follows the cookie crumb trail left by another survivor. The trail leads straight into a zombie nest.
24
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Thing
has died
29
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Joseph Stalin loses a wheel from the old cart in a rut. The oxen refuse to continue. Bovine strike.
-4
30
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Day 30: Joseph Stalin must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
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30
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Success: Max Rockatansky secures the perimeter and establishes zombie-adapted arrest procedures. Order maintained.
+2
35
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Auguste Escoffier can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
-5
37
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Day 37: The camp toilets are out of order. Gregory House must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
41
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Bruce Banner unpins their flash grenade in their pocket. Light streams out through all the holes in their pants.
41
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Bruce Banner
has died
43
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Day 43: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Max Rockatansky must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
45
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Day 45: Auguste Escoffier finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
46
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Max Rockatansky slips on an oil puddle while on scooter and ends up in a nettle bush.
-4
46
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📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Max Rockatansky: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
0
49
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Failure: Max Rockatansky shouts 'Police, freeze!' at a horde. The horde moves. A lot.
+2
52
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Gregory House gets a flat tire on a zombie bone. Hard to find a repair shop in the middle of an apocalypse.
-4
56
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Joseph Stalin confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
56
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Joseph Stalin
has died
60
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Max Rockatansky finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
61
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Day 61: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Max Rockatansky takes command of the evacuation.
+11
65
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Gregory House treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
68
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Day 68: Max Rockatansky recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
70
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Auguste Escoffier slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
73
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Poetic Death: Max Rockatansky dies on duty, badge still pinned. The motto 'To protect and serve' is honored to the end.
73
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Max Rockatansky
has died
74
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Day 74: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Gregory House must adapt the defense.
-18
74
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Auguste Escoffier refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
79
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Gregory House is 67 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
81
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Day 81: Auguste Escoffier discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
87
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Gregory House improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
88
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Gregory House attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
88
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Gregory House
has died
89
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Day 89: Auguste Escoffier spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
-10
90
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Auguste Escoffier turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
91
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📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Auguste Escoffier: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
92
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Day 92: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Auguste Escoffier must secure the perimeter without electricity.
-12
93
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Auguste Escoffier screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
100
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Auguste Escoffier, 89 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
101
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Auguste Escoffier was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
101
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Auguste Escoffier
has died
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