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7 members · by Austin Donoghue · TeamBranch

☠️
203
Days survived
793
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
493
🗺️ Km traveled
72
👑 Decisions
75
🩺 Rescues
299
🍳 Meals cooked
41
🪤 Traps built
192
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
56 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Saitama, Izuku Midoriya, Goku, Tony Tony Chopper, Sanji, Dracaufeu, and Naruto Uzumaki found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Saitama screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Goku pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Tony Tony Chopper ran to the pharmacy aisle. Sanji emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Dracaufeu cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Izuku Midoriya found the stairs to the roof. Naruto Uzumaki was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Dracaufeu dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Dracaufeu finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
2
Izuku Midoriya uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
3
🌍
Day 3: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Izuku Midoriya must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
3
🎒
Goku clears an entire hallway of zombies with precise MP5 bursts.
+7
3
Failure: Dracaufeu used too much gunpowder in the charge. The bridge exploded. And the building next door. And morale.
+4
5
🎒
Dracaufeu cuts his hands while unrolling barbed wire without gloves.
-4
5
🎒
Sanji brings down their butcher's cleaver with terrifying efficiency on a zombie's skull.
+7
6
Saitama realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
7
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Day 7: Gas leak detected in the main building. Dracaufeu must intervene quickly.
+5
9
💀
Poetic Death: Dracaufeu was setting the final charge when the detonator acted up. The fuse was short. Very short.
9
💀
Dracaufeu
has died
12
🌍
Day 12: Izuku Midoriya steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
18
🎒
Izuku Midoriya empties his MAC-10 in one and a half seconds. No zombie hit.
-6
20
🎒
Goku advances slowly but surely in the Great War tank. Zombies can't do anything against 1917 steel.
+7
30
Tony Tony Chopper sets up office hours on a beached ship. "The doctor is in from 9 to 5. Please make an appointment."
+4
34
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Day 34: Naruto Uzumaki must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
41
🌍
Day 41: Tony Tony Chopper finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
+4
46
📌
📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Goku: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
47
Failure: Goku charges alone into a 50-zombie horde while screaming. Courage 10/10. Strategy 0/10. Result: predictable.
+5
48
Bizarre: Goku collects a trophy from each killed zombie. His necklace weighs 9 pounds. Nobody dares ask what it is.
+5
50
🎒
Sanji sets fire to the food truck's fryer while driving. Emergency evacuation in motion.
-6
53
💀
Naruto Uzumaki improvises and pretends to be a doctor/soldier/engineer as needed
53
💀
Naruto Uzumaki
has died
56
🌍
Day 56: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Izuku Midoriya must organize something to lift spirits.
+4
59
🎒
Izuku Midoriya loses signal with the tracked robot which goes haywire in the wrong direction.
-4
59
Sanji attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
+5
60
Izuku Midoriya flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
61
🌍
Day 61: Saitama discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
64
🎒
Saitama uses the cheese as currency with another group of survivors. The comté is worth gold.
+5
65
🎒
Saitama points out that the P90 is SG-1's weapon in Stargate. Nobody cares.
+1
67
🌍
Day 67: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Tony Tony Chopper is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
70
Tony Tony Chopper diagnoses a survivor: "You have an infection. Also, zombie behind you." Patient suddenly discovers they can run marathons.
+4
72
💀
Sanji dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
72
💀
Sanji
has died
76
Tony Tony Chopper treats the wounded with whatever's at hand — literally. First aid kit and nerves of steel do the trick.
+4
76
Success: Goku holds a breach alone for 20 minutes with axe and shield, until reinforcements arrive.
+5
81
🎒
Tony Tony Chopper crosses the war zone in an armored military ambulance. Zombies break their teeth on the armor.
+9
85
🌍
Day 85: Izuku Midoriya tries to fix the radio and turns it into a luxury paperweight.
-4
85
🌍
Day 85: Saitama throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
87
🎒
Saitama realizes the F1 has no trunk
0
91
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📍 Brooklyn Bridge wobbles under zombie weight. Goku: "At least there's no traffic for once."
0
98
🌍
Day 98: Goku loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
98
🎒
Tony Tony Chopper eliminates a zombie with a discreet and elegant shot from his Walther PPK, worthy of 007.
+6
110
💀
Tony Tony Chopper dies on deck, stethoscope still around their neck. The ship drifts with its motionless doctor.
110
💀
Tony Tony Chopper
has died
121
🌍
Day 121: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Izuku Midoriya must save what can be saved.
+13
129
🌍
Day 129: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Izuku Midoriya must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
131
🌍
Day 131: It's raining frogs. Literally. Izuku Midoriya doesn't know if it's the weather or the apocalypse that's lost its mind.
-5
132
💀
Izuku Midoriya wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
132
💀
Izuku Midoriya
has died
136
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Saitama: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
143
🌍
Day 143: Goku mistakes the alert signal for the dinner bell. Arrives at the cafeteria mid-attack.
-6
153
🌍
Day 153: Saitama drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
160
🌍
Day 160: Saitama discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
171
💀
Saitama discovers they're allergic to cheese in the middle of the apocalypse. Anaphylactic shock with no epinephrine available.
171
💀
Saitama
has died
181
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Goku: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
192
🌍
Day 192: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Goku is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
201
🌍
Day 201: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Goku must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
202
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Day 201: Rats invade the grain storage. Goku must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
-6
203
💀
Goku slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
203
💀
Goku
has died

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