☠️
58
Days survived
65
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
57
🗺️ Km traveled
16
👑 Decisions
8
🩺 Rescues
77
🍳 Meals cooked
5
🪤 Traps built
60
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Jeffrey Epstein and Kobe Bryant were on the wrong side. CaseOh spotted them from the roof of a bus. Superman, Sean Combs, and Adolf Hitler were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Joe Biden, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🎒
Adolf Hitler fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
1
📌
📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Superman: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Sean Combs must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
2
⚡
Adolf Hitler organizes civilians into squads with the delicacy of a drill sergeant
-1
2
🎂
Sean Combs is 57 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
3
💀
Poetic Death: Superman infiltrates hostile territory for a scoop. The scoop is explosive. Extraction compromised. Last article: unpublished.
3
💀
Superman
has died
6
⚡
Sean Combs tries to negotiate peace with zombies by offering them donations
+4
7
🌍
Day 7: Sean Combs recovers a complete first aid kit from an abandoned ambulance.
+9
8
🎒
CaseOh discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
9
🎂
CaseOh is 28 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
11
💀
Adolf Hitler applies the double-tap rule before Columbus even invented it
11
💀
Adolf Hitler
has died
13
⚡
CaseOh creates a PowerPoint on optimal survival strategy
-3
15
🌍
Day 15: Joe Biden captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
17
🎒
Joe Biden lifts a zombie with the forklift and gently places it on the roof. It can't get back down.
+5
19
💀
Joe Biden throws their judge's gavel which bounces off the desk and comes back into their jaw.
19
💀
Joe Biden
has died
25
⚡
Kobe Bryant threw a can at a zombie 20 meters away. Nothing but net. Zombie went down. The camp gave a standing ovation.
-1
28
🌍
Day 28: A rival group offers a shady deal. Sean Combs must negotiate without getting scammed.
+8
29
🎒
Sean Combs opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
30
💀
CaseOh attempts change management on panicked survivors
30
💀
CaseOh
has died
31
⚡
Kobe Bryant used their height and agility to hoist survivors onto a roof during an attack — helicopter parent vibes.
-1
32
🎒
Kobe Bryant bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
37
🌍
Day 37: An infected survivor hides their bite. Sean Combs is the only one capable of diagnosing.
+10
39
💀
Kobe Bryant slam-dunked a zombie into a dumpster. Shaq would be proud. Do not attempt at home.
39
💀
Kobe Bryant
has died
46
📌
📍 Park Slope. Yoga studio windows smashed. Jeffrey Epstein: "Downward dog, dead dog."
0
47
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein falls off the horse in front of zombies. The horse continues without him. Equine betrayal.
-5
48
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein transforms their luxury bunker into a shelter (spoiler: bad idea)
+3
50
🌍
Day 50: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Sean Combs must improvise a crossing.
-17
51
💀
Sean Combs launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
51
💀
Sean Combs
has died
53
🌍
Day 53: Jeffrey Epstein recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
54
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein organizes a food distribution... and attracts ALL the zombies in the neighborhood
+3
55
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein wraps the whip around their own neck while attempting a complex move.
-5
56
🌍
Day 56: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Jeffrey Epstein must verify their skills before they kill someone.
+4
57
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein's koala climbs as a scout in the trees and alerts the group by growling when zombies approach.
+6
58
💀
Jeffrey Epstein hooks a chandelier with their whip and swings on it. The chandelier breaks loose.
58
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
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