☠️
101
Days survived
275
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
147
🗺️ Km traveled
27
👑 Decisions
26
🩺 Rescues
166
🍳 Meals cooked
17
🪤 Traps built
93
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
38 events
1
📖
Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Iron Man was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Zoom and Žydrūnas Savickas had barricaded the entrances. Hippocrates was already treating the first injuries. Gordon Ramsay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Elon Musk rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Stephen Hawking... Stephen Hawking just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
🌍
Day 1: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Iron Man must find shelter on higher ground.
+5
1
🌍
Day 1: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Hippocrates is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
1
⚡
Unusual - Stephen Hawking interviews a zombie for the chapter on 'The Other Side of the Apocalypse'
+2
1
⚡
Hippocrates improvises painkillers using found medicinal plants
+4
1
🎂
Stephen Hawking is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
💀
Poetic death - Stephen Hawking dies while writing the last sentence: 'And that's how my story end...'
1
💀
Stephen Hawking
has died
1
📌
📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Iron Man grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
4
⚡
Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
4
🎂
Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
10
🌍
Day 10: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Iron Man must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
+11
13
🌍
Day 13: The camp toilets are out of order. Elon Musk must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
21
⚡
Unusual: Žydrūnas Savickas challenges zombies to arm wrestling to settle conflicts. Zombies don't play by rules. The zombie's arm detaches. Žydrūnas Savickas wins by default.
+4
22
💀
Zoom betrays the group for a can of ravioli
22
💀
Zoom
has died
28
⚡
Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
31
🌍
Day 31: A violent storm approaches. Elon Musk must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
39
🌍
Day 39: A massive horde attacks the camp at dawn. Iron Man is on the front line, coffee not yet consumed.
+8
39
⚡
Iron Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
40
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
40
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
43
🌍
Day 43: Hippocrates finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
+4
45
🌍
Day 45: Žydrūnas Savickas finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
45
⚡
Hippocrates treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
46
📌
📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Iron Man: "They were dead inside before this."
0
48
⚡
Iron Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
49
💀
Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
49
💀
Elon Musk
has died
54
⚡
Hippocrates diagnoses the zombie infection status of a suspicious survivor
+4
55
🌍
Day 55: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Iron Man organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
59
🌍
Day 59: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Hippocrates must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
59
⚡
Iron Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
67
💀
Iron Man wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
67
💀
Iron Man
has died
71
🌍
Day 71: Žydrūnas Savickas tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
76
⚡
Success: Žydrūnas Savickas crushes zombies barehanded, smashes barricades, carries wounded on shoulders. Brute force, tender heart.
+4
78
⚡
Failure: Žydrūnas Savickas breaks down a door to save survivors. Wrong door. The right door was open next to it.
+4
84
🌍
Day 84: Žydrūnas Savickas discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
89
💀
Poetic Death: Žydrūnas Savickas holds up a collapsed support pillar to let survivors pass. The pillar holds. The muscles don't. Crushed by his own feat.
89
💀
Žydrūnas Savickas
has died
91
📌
📍 Subway car underground. Doors won't open. Hippocrates panics. "This is my nightmare. Literally."
0
92
🌍
Day 92: Hippocrates recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
97
🌍
Day 97: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Hippocrates hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
-5
101
💀
Hippocrates attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
101
💀
Hippocrates
has died
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