☠️
73
Days survived
102
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
102
🗺️ Km traveled
26
👑 Decisions
24
🩺 Rescues
107
🍳 Meals cooked
15
🪤 Traps built
47
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Jesus Christ was woken by screams. Spider-Man by silence, which is worse. Hulk didn't sleep at all. Wolverine was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Gordon Ramsay was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Iron Man was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Steve Rogers heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
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Day 1: Jesus Christ must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
1
🎒
Jesus Christ slips on their own banana peel in front of the whole group.
-3
1
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Iron Man mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
1
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Hulk: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
2
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Steve Rogers climbs an apple tree to pick fruit and the branch gives way. Twenty meters of free fall.
2
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Steve Rogers
has died
3
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
4
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
9
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Day 9: A stray dog follows Jesus Christ to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
11
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Wolverine takes a zombie's temperature: 12°C. Technically
0
12
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Hulk drinks soda while running and the carbonation causes such a powerful burp that they bite their tongue and choke.
12
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Hulk
has died
16
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Jesus Christ paddles in circles with the canoe for 20 minutes before realizing they're going in circles.
-3
18
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
22
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Day 22: Spider-Man captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
26
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Wolverine predicts the next wave with disturbing accuracy
26
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Wolverine
has died
27
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
30
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Spider-Man discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
36
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Day 36: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Jesus Christ takes command of the evacuation.
+11
38
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Gordon Ramsay puts their broom on the ground, steps on it and takes the handle straight to the face. KO.
38
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
39
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
40
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Spider-Man presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
42
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Day 42: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Jesus Christ must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
+6
46
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📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Iron Man: "The show won't go on."
0
48
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Spider-Man confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
48
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Spider-Man
has died
53
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Jesus Christ sets the marshmallows on fire and burns their fingers in panic.
-3
58
⚡
Iron Man cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
59
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Day 59: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Iron Man must improvise a crossing.
+9
62
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Iron Man throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
62
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Iron Man
has died
64
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Day 64: Jesus Christ sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
66
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Jesus Christ offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
68
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
70
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Day 70: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Jesus Christ finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
73
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Jesus Christ ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
73
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Jesus Christ
has died
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