☠️
96
Days survived
142
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
122
🗺️ Km traveled
24
👑 Decisions
22
🩺 Rescues
132
🍳 Meals cooked
16
🪤 Traps built
115
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
45 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Joe Bartolozzi was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Forrest Gump and BigXthaPlug had barricaded the entrances. Desmond Doss was already treating the first injuries. Jeffrey Epstein found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Tony Stark rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Osama bin Laden... Osama bin Laden just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Day 1: BigXthaPlug finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
1
📌
📍 Meat packing district. Hooks swing empty. Desmond Doss: "The tables have turned."
0
2
🎒
Joe Bartolozzi bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
4
🌍
Day 4: Osama bin Laden discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
5
🎒
Tony Stark opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
6
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BigXthaPlug uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
0
8
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BigXthaPlug slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
8
💀
BigXthaPlug
has died
12
🎒
Tony Stark chains tricks between zombies and escapes with style. Tony Hawk of the apocalypse!
+6
16
🌍
Day 16: Joe Bartolozzi negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
19
🌍
Day 19: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Jeffrey Epstein must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
19
🎒
Desmond Doss puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
19
⚡
Forrest Gump establishes a security perimeter like in Full Metal Jacket, but with more biters
+2
21
💀
Forrest Gump applies the double-tap rule before Columbus even invented it
21
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Forrest Gump
has died
22
🌍
Day 22: Jeffrey Epstein discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
22
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Day 22: Desmond Doss finds a vending machine still powered. Mars bars survived the apocalypse, we didn't.
+5
23
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Osama bin Laden cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
29
⚡
Tony Stark cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
33
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein discovers the cookies are infested with weevils. Appetite is lost for the day.
-4
35
💀
Osama bin Laden dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
35
💀
Osama bin Laden
has died
40
🌍
Day 40: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Tony Stark must find an alternative approach.
-9
42
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
44
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Day 44: Tony Stark cooks a stew so bad that even the zombies change direction to avoid it.
-5
46
🎒
Joe Bartolozzi discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
46
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📍 Roosevelt Island tram. Swaying in the wind. Joe Bartolozzi: "Nope. Absolutely not."
0
47
⚡
Desmond Doss categorically refuses to carry a weapon, even facing a hungry zombie
+2
49
💀
Desmond Doss attempts to heal a bitten zombie with love and therapeutic hugs
49
💀
Desmond Doss
has died
53
🎒
Joe Bartolozzi plants his scissors in a zombie's temple with a swift and deadly gesture.
+4
55
🌍
Day 55: A violent storm breaks out. Lightning strikes a transformer and plunges the entire neighborhood into darkness. Tony Stark must secure the perimeter without electricity.
+6
61
⚡
Joe Bartolozzi films a 'ZOMBIE SURVIVAL EPIC FAIL' tutorial that attracts a horde
+2
62
🌍
Day 62: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Jeffrey Epstein chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
+4
62
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
63
💀
Joe Bartolozzi creates sponsored content for expired canned goods
63
💀
Joe Bartolozzi
has died
64
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein organizes a food distribution... and attracts ALL the zombies in the neighborhood
+4
65
🌍
Day 65: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Jeffrey Epstein finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
68
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein paddles silently in a canoe on the river. Zombies can't swim. Peace and tranquility.
+6
79
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Day 79: Jeffrey Epstein recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
80
🎒
Tony Stark throws their dart right into a zombie's eye from 5 meters. Triple 20.
+4
87
💀
Tony Stark goes down a slope at 80 km/h and crashes into a brick wall. The skateboard survives
87
💀
Tony Stark
has died
90
🌍
Day 90: Jeffrey Epstein tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
91
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein tries to negotiate peace with zombies by offering them donations
+4
91
📌
📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Jeffrey Epstein: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
93
🎂
Jeffrey Epstein is 66 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
94
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein transforms their luxury bunker into a shelter (spoiler: bad idea)
+4
95
🌍
Day 95: Jeffrey Epstein throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
-5
96
💀
Jeffrey Epstein attempts to decapitate a zombie with their pizza cutter and cuts off all their fingers.
96
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
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