☠️
11
Days survived
8
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
8
🗺️ Km traveled
2
👑 Decisions
1
🩺 Rescues
5
🍳 Meals cooked
1
🪤 Traps built
7
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Sean Combs, Joe Biden, Jeffrey Epstein, Ice Spice, Cam Wilder, Donald Trump, and Lionel Messi found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Sean Combs screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Jeffrey Epstein pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Ice Spice ran to the pharmacy aisle. Cam Wilder emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Donald Trump cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Joe Biden found the stairs to the roof. Lionel Messi was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Sean Combs is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
1
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Failure - Joe Biden fails their plea before a zombie and gets bitten while trying to cite article 3 of human rights
-2
1
🎂
Joe Biden, 84 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
1
🎂
Ice Spice is 26 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
1
💀
Cam Wilder hopes nobody asks for their resume
1
💀
Cam Wilder
has died
1
📌
📍 Empire State Building observation deck. Sean Combs sees the burning city. "Hell of a view."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Jeffrey Epstein takes time to admire it.
+2
2
⚡
Donald Trump tries to 'disrupt' survival with an innovative concept. The concept: selling water. Water is free. Epic fail.
-1
2
💀
Poetic Death: Lionel Messi runs faster than everyone else. Except this time, because they went back for the one who fell.
2
💀
Lionel Messi
has died
3
🌍
Day 3: Donald Trump finds a working solar charger. Technology reclaims its rights.
+7
3
⚡
Donald Trump builds a trading network between camps in three days. Supply, demand, logistics: capitalism saves humanity.
-1
4
💀
A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Joe Biden is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
4
💀
Joe Biden
has died
5
🌍
Day 5: Ice Spice discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
5
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein tries to sell survivors to zombies. Plot twist: they prefer self-service
-1
6
💀
Donald Trump dies mid-negotiation, contract unsigned. The deal of a lifetime — literally.
6
💀
Donald Trump
has died
7
🌍
Day 7: Sean Combs recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
7
⚡
Ice Spice composes a melancholic song about the end of the world
-1
8
💀
Ice Spice turns zombie moans into samples for their next album
8
💀
Ice Spice
has died
9
🌍
Day 9: Sandstorm. Can't see two meters ahead. Zombies track by scent. Sean Combs must navigate blind.
+9
9
⚡
Sean Combs uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
+3
9
💀
Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
9
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
10
🌍
Day 10: Sean Combs uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
10
🌍
Day 10: Sean Combs recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
10
⚡
Sean Combs motivates survivors with an epic rap battle
+3
10
⚡
Sean Combs raps so hard that zombies freeze in admiration
+3
11
💀
Sean Combs ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
11
💀
Sean Combs
has died
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