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320
Days survived
1257
Zombies killed
1/7
Survivors
792
🗺️ Km traveled
137
👑 Decisions
137
🩺 Rescues
535
🍳 Meals cooked
92
🪤 Traps built
337
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
82 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Austin Donoghue, Usain Bolt, Dracolosse, Doctor Strange, Chef, Elon Musk, and Shakira found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Austin Donoghue screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Dracolosse pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Doctor Strange ran to the pharmacy aisle. Chef emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Elon Musk cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Usain Bolt found the stairs to the roof. Shakira was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Day 1: Camp morale is at rock bottom. Austin Donoghue must organize something to lift spirits.
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Day 1: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Doctor Strange must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
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Chef serves tacos to zombies from the food truck. They politely queue up.
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Shakira uses a metronome to synchronize the group's escape steps
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
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📍 Queens diner. Coffee pot still warm. Elon Musk pours a cup. "Service is terrible."
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Day 2: The camp toilets are out of order. Elon Musk must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
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Day 3: A rival group offers a shady deal. Austin Donoghue must negotiate without getting scammed.
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Usain Bolt can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
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Austin Donoghue cannot lift their Thompson with its 50-round drum magazine.
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Usain Bolt empties their TEC-9 in 2 seconds without hitting a single zombie.
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
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Chef attempts to flambé in an enclosed space. The shelter goes up in flames. At least the dish was to die for.
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Chef (44 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
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Shakira tries to teach music theory to survivors to 'preserve culture'
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Shakira
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Chef transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
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Success: Dracolosse charges the horde in makeshift armor, shield forward. Zombies recoil from the impact. Honor intact.
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Success - Usain Bolt sprints through the horde Flash-style, zombies don't even have time to raise their arms
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Dracolosse drops his Bowie knife into a sewer drain at the worst moment.
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Day 31: Usain Bolt tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
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Chef fires 50 P90 rounds without reloading and decimates the entire horde.
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Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
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Elon Musk goes from 0 to 300 in seconds in the F1. Zombies don't have time to blink.
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Chef opens the cheese and the smell makes three group members vomit.
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Day 46: Elon Musk recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
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Day 46: The camp doctor is bitten. Doctor Strange must decide: amputation or quarantine.
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📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Dracolosse: "Finally, a bear market."
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Day 48: Austin Donoghue throws a smoke grenade instead of an offensive grenade. The zombie is confused, but alive.
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Chef discovers they're allergic to cheese in the middle of the apocalypse. Anaphylactic shock with no epinephrine available.
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Chef
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Day 59: An infected survivor hides their bite. Doctor Strange is the only one capable of diagnosing.
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
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Quirky: Dracolosse knights a camp child with a wooden sword. The ceremony is equally ridiculous and touching.
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Day 67: Elon Musk spots an abandoned armored vehicle. But the tank is empty and zombies lurk nearby.
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Doctor Strange attempts brain transplant between two survivors
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Doctor Strange empties their MP5 magazine in 2 seconds and realizes they have no spare.
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Austin Donoghue programs the tracked robot to dance the Macarena. Zombies are perplexed.
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Doctor Strange performs express lobotomy on a zombie (spoiler: changes nothing)
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📍 Bronx apartment building. Fire escape creaks. Austin Donoghue: "Rent was too high anyway."
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Day 104: Usain Bolt steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
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Dracolosse paints flowers on the Great War tank. War and peace
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Day 110: A military drone flies over the camp. Elon Musk must hack it to obtain intelligence.
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Doctor Strange puts the stethoscope on backwards and only hears their own fingers on the chest piece.
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Poetic Death: Dracolosse dies sword in hand, standing against the enemy. The oath is kept. The chronicles will remember.
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Dracolosse
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Elon Musk sprays zombies with an Uzi like in an 80s action movie.
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Austin Donoghue finds fresh bread in a barricaded bakery. The smell gives hope to the whole group.
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Austin Donoghue flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
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Day 130: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Doctor Strange must stand guard on the roof tonight.
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Austin Donoghue realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
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📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Elon Musk: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
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Doctor Strange uses scalpel as surgical precision weapon
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Doctor Strange crosses the war zone in an armored military ambulance. Zombies break their teeth on the armor.
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Failure - Usain Bolt botches the start like in the 2008 Olympics, trips and does a somersault into the guts
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Day 154: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Elon Musk must create a monumental distraction.
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Day 155: Usain Bolt sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
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Day 159: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Austin Donoghue finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
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Elon Musk loses a wing at 320 km/h in the F1. The car takes flight and so does Elon Musk.
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Elon Musk
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Day 176: Doctor Strange loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
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Day 180: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Doctor Strange must supervise repairs.
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📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Austin Donoghue: "They were dead inside before this."
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Day 183: Usain Bolt finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
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Day 219: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Austin Donoghue must deal with this.
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📍 SoHo boutique. Doctor Strange finds designer clothes. "At least I'll die fashionable."
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Austin Donoghue uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
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Doctor Strange hooks their MP5 sling to a door handle and it fires into their foot.
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Doctor Strange
has died
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Day 250: Austin Donoghue finds a medical book in a ruined library. Now to understand it.
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Day 255: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Usain Bolt must guide the group through this pea soup.
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📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Usain Bolt: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
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Day 273: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Usain Bolt must save what can be saved.
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Day 280: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Usain Bolt takes time to admire it.
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Usain Bolt burns the balloon fabric with the poorly adjusted burner. Free fall in a wicker basket.
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Usain Bolt
has died
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Day 289: Austin Donoghue eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
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Day 290: Austin Donoghue catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
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Day 290: Austin Donoghue drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
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Day 299: Austin Donoghue spots a zombie wearing a USB drive around its neck. Potentially crucial.
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Day 300 — The hordes finally scatter. The survivors held their ground against the apocalypse. 🏆
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Day 302: Austin Donoghue discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
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Day 313: Austin Donoghue recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
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📍 The High Line park. Zombies stumble through gardens. Austin Donoghue: "Urban renewal took a weird turn."
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Day 317: Austin Donoghue uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
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Day 319: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Austin Donoghue must find their weak point.
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Austin Donoghue survived the zombie apocalypse!
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