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63
Days survived
90
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
63
🗺️ Km traveled
20
👑 Decisions
15
🩺 Rescues
79
🍳 Meals cooked
10
🪤 Traps built
76
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Iron Man was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Charlie Kirk and King Kong had barricaded the entrances. Jesus Christ was already treating the first injuries. Gordon Ramsay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Steve Jobs rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Osama bin Laden... Osama bin Laden just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+3
1
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Osama bin Laden is 54 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
1
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📍 Covent Garden. Street performers replaced by zombies. King Kong: "Still better than mimes."
0
3
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Day 3: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Iron Man is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
3
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Gordon Ramsay uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
4
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King Kong gets in the trebuchet arm out of curiosity. Someone pulls the lever. 300-meter glide without parachute.
4
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King Kong
has died
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Day 5: Charlie Kirk mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
5
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
7
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Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
8
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Steve Jobs fires giant javelins with the ballista and impales an entire line of zombies. Skewer! Ten in one shot!
+8
10
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Charlie Kirk converts their anti-NWO bunker into a shelter... but only opens to the 'awakened'
10
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Charlie Kirk
has died
14
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Day 14: A cyclone approaches. The camp has 6 hours to prepare. Jesus Christ takes command of the evacuation.
+11
21
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+3
22
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Gordon Ramsay can't manage to get on the penny-farthing. That thing is two meters off the ground after all.
-4
25
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Osama bin Laden slips on a banana peel at the edge of a cliff. So cliché.
25
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Osama bin Laden
has died
26
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Day 26: Iron Man recovers a guitar from the rubble. Camp evenings just gained 3 stars.
+4
27
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Iron Man offers a candy to a zombie. The zombie takes it
0
27
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Steve Jobs cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
35
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Jesus Christ leans too far to one side of the canoe to see a fish. The canoe capsizes in violent rapids.
35
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Jesus Christ
has died
36
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Iron Man unclogs the shelter's toilets with their plunger. The real hero of the apocalypse.
+4
37
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Iron Man uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
40
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Day 40: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Iron Man must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
41
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Steve Jobs dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
41
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Steve Jobs
has died
43
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Iron Man falls off the unicycle for the 47th time in three minutes. Zombies are almost embarrassed for him.
-5
44
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Iron Man realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
46
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📍 Big Ben chimes over zombie groans. Gordon Ramsay: "Bloody hell, it's still on time."
0
54
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Day 54: Gordon Ramsay recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
56
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
56
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
59
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Day 59: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Iron Man must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
60
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Day 59: The camp's water is contaminated. Iron Man must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
-17
61
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Iron Man accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
62
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Iron Man flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
63
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Iron Man drinks soda while running and the carbonation causes such a powerful burp that they bite their tongue and choke.
63
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Iron Man
has died
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