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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Denver Horse-Track | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | My Team | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Shut the hell up for two seconds and listen to that sound. That low rumble, that murmur of 20,000 people holding their breath at the same time. That's the sound of an arena that knows tonight is going to be something. We're here for a franchise that's in the DNA of this league, a club with as many banners in the rafters as ghosts in the locker room. Legends have walked this court, careers have been shattered here, and miracles have been born on this very floor. Tonight, we write the next chapter. The team with no name, baby! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Hakeem Olajuwon is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 213 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy. The budget is like the guy who goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, orders one entree and splits the dessert. It's not poverty, but it's not the high life either. They've got a decent roster, nobody's complaining, but nobody's saying "damn, what a squad" either. Solid without being spectacular. The kind of team that beats you on a Tuesday and you've forgotten about them by Wednesday morning. But underestimate them and they'll make you pay.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
93-115 (L)
Justin Herbert, this surprise package, draws first blood! A two-handed slam to start!
This player nobody saw coming Javonte Williams short-arms a bank shot from downtown! Not enough lift!
Justin Herbert coughs up the basketball! Defense that's basically a suggestion strikes again facing the rim!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, gets blown by on the perimeter! Tendency to rush in the legs!
Hakeem Olajuwon with an incredible reverse layup facing the rim! Standing ovation!
Break! Hakeem Olajuwon grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Rumor has it Hakeem Olajuwon tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
This rising star Justin Herbert slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Stephen Curry with the off-balance double-clutch layup! This big-name player couldn't set the feet!
Justin Herbert slows the pace when the team needs it! This guy nobody was talking about tempo control!
Javonte Williams misses from fatigue! This hidden prospect can't get the elevation from way beyond the arc!
This league veteran Patrick Mahomes congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this league veteran.
Patrick Mahomes is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Javonte Williams waits at the tunnel entrance. During the third quarter, I spilled my soup. Yes, I had soup in the booth. Don't judge. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
97-95 (W)
This who-is-this-guy player Justin Herbert comes out aggressive! Opens with a tear drop facing the rim!
Patrick Mahomes with a textbook defensive stance! That's how you do it!
This hungry young player Justin Herbert whiffs on a half-court heave! The crowd groans!
Hakeem Olajuwon, this mammoth, glides at the top of the key for a silky reverse layup!
Patrick Mahomes, this next-level player, manipulates the defense with the eyes! A gym-rat work ethic!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Javonte Williams asks for an ice pack. Fun fact: Javonte Williams was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. On to the next chapter. The court is just waiting for the ball.
Patrick Mahomes spins and drills it! On the final possession! An off-the-charts basketball IQ under pressure!
Justin Herbert strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
The energy in this building is unreal! Stephen Curry channeling a cathedral silence!
Patrick Mahomes dishes past everyone in overtime! A euro-step! Legendary!
It's over! Justin Herbert delivers the goods! This dark horse walks off a winner!
Justin Herbert points both hands at the sky. Patrick Mahomes points at Justin Herbert. Javonte Williams points at the exit. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
110-101 (W)
Stephen Curry, this versatile guy, announced to huge cheers! A roaring arena!
Justin Herbert, this colossus, showcases insane court vision with a gorgeous layup!
Justin Herbert a charge taken with authority! This titan protecting the paint!
This who-is-this-guy player Javonte Williams finds the open man! Assist and a pull-up jumper!
Hakeem Olajuwon posts up into the right spacing! Eyes in the back of the head and elite court awareness!
Break. Justin Herbert collapses next to the vending machine. They say Justin Herbert eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Javonte Williams spins and fires a buzzer-beater! This undersized spark plug lighting it up!
The building is buzzing! Hakeem Olajuwon and a boiling cauldron creating magic!
Justin Herbert, this tree of a man, repositions on defense! A killer instinct collective effort!
Javonte Williams, this lightning-quick little man, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this hidden prospect right now!
This diamond in the rough Justin Herbert walks off to a standing ovation! A cathedral silence! Incredible!
Stephen Curry and Justin Herbert chest bump so hard they each fly back three meters. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
97-101 (L)
This established player Patrick Mahomes in the starting lineup! Let's see what this established player brings!
Stephen Curry with another bucket! You can't stop this man!
Patrick Mahomes gets burned on the drive! Lack of consistency in lateral movement!
Javonte Williams dunks the rock into the front rim! That's frustrating for this dark horse!
Stephen Curry explodes and scores! The comeback is on! This elite player believing!
Break! Javonte Williams grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Intel: Javonte Williams asked Philadelphia Injury-Report for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
This up-and-coming baller Patrick Mahomes picks up the foul in late in the quarter! Terrible timing!
Stephen Curry glares at the scoreboard! This big-name player not happy with the situation!
This will be talked about for years! Patrick Mahomes with a fadeaway jumper! Iconic!
Patrick Mahomes misfires on the potential dagger! This legit talent lets them off the hook!
Hakeem Olajuwon sits alone on the bench. This big-name player processing the defeat.
Justin Herbert's lip is trembling. Patrick Mahomes dodges the cameras by pulling up his hood. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
92-116 (L)
This raw talent Justin Herbert means business! Fast start from way beyond the arc!
Stephen Curry fires a free throw off the pick and roll but can't connect! Limited stamina showing!
This respected competitor Patrick Mahomes gets pickpocketed from way beyond the arc! Sloppy handling!
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, gets dunked on at half court! Poster material!
Justin Herbert dunks to the rack for a double-clutch layup! Can't contain this towering presence!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Justin Herbert walks head down toward the tunnel. Staff confession: Justin Herbert is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Back for seconds. The court is shining, and so are the players.
Patrick Mahomes, this swiss-army-knife type, throws the hands up! Exasperated at the buzzer!
Stephen Curry posts up but overcooks it! Sometimes predictable game showing up again!
This elite player Stephen Curry runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Hakeem Olajuwon takes off but the legs won't cooperate! Sometimes predictable game catching up!
Stephen Curry, this big-name player, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Justin Herbert walks head down toward the tunnel. Patrick Mahomes drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
103-102 (W)
Justin Herbert, this colossus, sets the tone immediately! Unreal swagger from the jump!
Javonte Williams plays the passing angle perfectly! Deflection by this potential breakout star!
Justin Herbert, this beanpole, can't finish facing the rim! That one stings!
Justin Herbert, this who-is-this-guy player, unleashes a layup from mid-range! Bang!
This guy nobody was talking about Justin Herbert recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
The locker room. Javonte Williams sprawls out full-length on the bench. Fun fact: Javonte Williams failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Javonte Williams, this total unknown, with a vintage performance in crunch time! A killer instinct!
Justin Herbert picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
You can feel a Playoff atmosphere through the screen! Patrick Mahomes in the spotlight!
Javonte Williams comes alive in the extra period! A finger roll along the baseline! Clutch!
Stephen Curry pumps the fist as the buzzer goes! This All-Star caliber talent savors the win!
Hakeem Olajuwon launches his shoe into the air. Justin Herbert catches it. Standing ovation. Fun fact: my sound engineer fell asleep during the second quarter. I woke him with an elbow. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
101-100 (W)
Game time! Justin Herbert and this surprise package ready to put on a show at the gym!
This guy nobody was talking about Justin Herbert with a critical stop! A defensive stop when it counts!
This surprise package Justin Herbert misses the mark! A step-back three goes begging at the buzzer!
An alley-oop from Patrick Mahomes! That's unreal swagger at the highest level!
Hakeem Olajuwon rises up the ball out of the trap! Nerves of steel under pressure!
Break. Stephen Curry collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Bus driver's confession: Stephen Curry raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
This potential breakout star Justin Herbert silences the crowd! A tear drop along the baseline! Stone cold!
This seasoned vet Patrick Mahomes with the no-foul contest in transition! Clean as a whistle!
Listen to that roar! Stephen Curry posts up and the place explodes!
Hakeem Olajuwon, this beanpole, battles through contact for a buzzer-beater! Will not be denied!
Stephen Curry daps up the opponent! Respect from this franchise guy after the battle!
Hakeem Olajuwon and Justin Herbert lap the court arm in arm, singing. Off-key. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
102-94 (W)
Justin Herbert opens with a thunderous slam! This dark horse making an early statement!
Justin Herbert explodes and it's an off-balance shot! This dude out of nowhere proving the doubters wrong!
Patrick Mahomes, this tweener, with the clutch surgical steal! The crowd is on its feet!
This bonafide star Stephen Curry with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
This potential breakout star Javonte Williams attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
Halftime! Patrick Mahomes has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Did you know Patrick Mahomes keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
This hooper's hooper Patrick Mahomes capitalizes facing the rim! A two-handed slam with next-level basketball IQ!
Hakeem Olajuwon, this tree of a man, basks in a roaring arena! This is home!
Patrick Mahomes puts ego aside! The team comes first for this solid pro!
Stephen Curry, this bonafide star, has the intangibles! Ridiculous creativity beyond the stats!
Justin Herbert rises up off the court victorious! This hidden prospect leaves it all out there!
Stephen Curry runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. I learned backstage that Javonte Williams also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
97-123 (L)
The game begins and Stephen Curry is ready! You can see unreal swagger written all over his face!
Patrick Mahomes with a wild attempt! This respected competitor not finding the range tonight!
Hakeem Olajuwon penetrates the Spalding right to the defense! Costly mistake by this max-contract guy!
Patrick Mahomes scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Lack of consistency!
This total unknown Javonte Williams with a vintage alley-oop! The old magic is still there!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Justin Herbert walks head down toward the tunnel. Little secret: Justin Herbert listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
This player nobody saw coming Justin Herbert shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
A catch-and-shoot triple by Justin Herbert from mid-range is way off! Tough night for this diamond in the rough!
Patrick Mahomes sets the screen at the perfect angle! This solid pro cerebral play!
Javonte Williams, this low-to-the-ground speedster, looks exhausted at the buzzer! The legs are gone!
This who-is-this-guy player Justin Herbert tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Justin Herbert clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Stephen Curry fidgets with his wristband nervously. Tonight I had a revelation: Stephen Curry runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
107-99 (W)
Javonte Williams, this hidden prospect, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Javonte Williams, this lightning-quick little man, uses strength and skill for a step-back three! Complete player!
This respected competitor Patrick Mahomes reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Hakeem Olajuwon dishes and dishes! Gorgeous feed from way beyond the arc! Silky smooth technique!
This guy nobody was talking about Justin Herbert sets the back screen! An unmatched feel for the game off-ball contribution!
The players disappear. Stephen Curry has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. Did you know? Stephen Curry launched a basketball podcast. Two episodes. Zero listeners. Still going. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
A pull-up jumper! Stephen Curry cannot be stopped tonight! This top-tier talent is locked in!
Javonte Williams, this hidden prospect, feeds off every decibel! A sold-out gym on fire is fuel!
Stephen Curry, this established star, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
This hungry young player Javonte Williams has that look in the eyes! Watch out! Natural-born leadership!
Stephen Curry launches to the crowd! A primal scream! This franchise guy gave everything!
Justin Herbert points both hands at the sky. Stephen Curry points at Justin Herbert. Javonte Williams points at the exit. I learned that Justin Herbert's father was a volunteer firefighter. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
104-106 (L)
This player nobody saw coming Javonte Williams gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Hakeem Olajuwon with the tough step-back three through contact! This headliner won't be denied!
Patrick Mahomes, this solid build, can't keep up with the speed! Injury-prone body exposed!
Justin Herbert goes to work but the shot rims out! Limited stamina rears its ugly head!
Justin Herbert sparks the comeback! A layup in transition! This dark horse leads the charge!
Both teams head to the locker room. Justin Herbert wipes his forehead with his jersey. Quick anecdote about Justin Herbert: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Hakeem Olajuwon misses the wide-open look in right from the tip-off! This established star will regret that!
Javonte Williams mutters to himself walking back! This newcomer fighting inner demons!
Patrick Mahomes, this name that's buzzing, answers every challenge! Nerves of steel never fading!
Javonte Williams, this undersized spark plug, chokes on the big stage! On a clutch free throw miss!
Hakeem Olajuwon rises up to the tunnel in disappointment. This max-contract guy will learn from this.
Stephen Curry looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. Hakeem Olajuwon looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
92-118 (L)
Hakeem Olajuwon crosses over onto the floor! The crowd roars for this multi-time All-Star!
Stephen Curry gets a clean look but limited stamina costs the bucket!
Hakeem Olajuwon throws it away! Occasional mental lapses under pressure from way beyond the arc!
This bonafide star Hakeem Olajuwon caught ball-watching! Backdoor cut for an easy score!
Patrick Mahomes, this respected competitor, operates from the right corner with a thunderous slam! Clinic!
Break! Patrick Mahomes rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Locker room intel: Patrick Mahomes has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Justin Herbert, this titan, sits down hard on the bench! Defense that's basically a suggestion written all over his face!
This jersey-selling name Stephen Curry misfires again! Defense that's basically a suggestion could cost the team!
Javonte Williams, this diamond in the rough, times the cut perfectly! Backdoor for a floater!
Hakeem Olajuwon dishes sluggishly! Sometimes predictable game catching up with this bonafide star!
Stephen Curry walks off in silence. This elite player gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Justin Herbert mutters 'damn' under his breath. Stephen Curry says 'yeah' in the same tone. Tonight I had a revelation: Stephen Curry runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
77-121 (L)
This dude out of nowhere Justin Herbert comes out firing! A hook shot in the first minute!
Patrick Mahomes with a rough buzzer beater facing the rim! Lack of consistency at the worst time!
Hakeem Olajuwon, this 7-footer, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted under the basket!
Patrick Mahomes gambles for the steal and pays the price! Occasional mental lapses!
This diamond in the rough Justin Herbert fouls hard out of frustration! Heavy feet showing!
Halftime whistle! Justin Herbert slides down against the hallway wall. Little scoop: Justin Herbert collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Patrick Mahomes posts up the ball but it won't fall! Cold streak continues!
Patrick Mahomes, this established player, sucking wind after that sprint! The contest of battle!
Hakeem Olajuwon with a wild pass that sails out! This big-name player giving it away!
Patrick Mahomes slams the pill in frustration! Occasional mental lapses on full display!
Justin Herbert, this unknown gem, takes the loss hard. Defense that's basically a suggestion at the wrong moments.
Justin Herbert stares at the floor while Javonte Williams mutters something inaudible under his breath. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
89-112 (L)
Stephen Curry, this combo guard, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Hakeem Olajuwon launches a hook shot and... Airball! Defense that's basically a suggestion at its peak!
Javonte Williams with the errant pass! This potential breakout star needs to settle down!
Patrick Mahomes, this combo guard, lets the shooter get free off the pick and roll! Costly lapse!
Patrick Mahomes attacks along the baseline and finishes with a free throw! Too good!
The players leave the court. Stephen Curry clings to the tunnel railing. Juicy intel: Stephen Curry turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Patrick Mahomes posts up angrily after the turnover! This up-and-coming baller spiraling!
Hakeem Olajuwon, this headliner, pulls the trigger at the top of the key but no luck!
Justin Herbert reads the defense perfectly! Pure God-given talent and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Justin Herbert blows past but can't sustain the effort! Lack of consistency emptying the tank!
Justin Herbert had the chances but couldn't convert. This total unknown left wanting.
Patrick Mahomes's eyes are glassy. Justin Herbert mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
84-115 (L)
Justin Herbert, this diamond in the rough, embraces the crowd fully behind them! Game on!
Hakeem Olajuwon, this big-name player, with the shot-clock heave! No good off the pick and roll!
Patrick Mahomes, this all-around player, gets the ball poked away! Tendency to rush when protecting the Wilson!
Javonte Williams falls asleep on the weak side! Injury-prone body exposed!
Hakeem Olajuwon, this multi-time All-Star, barks at the teammate! Lack of consistency taking over!
The players head to the locker room. Hakeem Olajuwon is sweating like a racehorse. Fun fact: Hakeem Olajuwon tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Patrick Mahomes, this solid build, gets the look but can't convert from the right corner!
Javonte Williams is gassed! This dark horse bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, fumbles the entry pass off the pick and roll!
Hakeem Olajuwon, this 7-footer, pounds the scorer's table! Tendency to rush on full display!
Justin Herbert pulls up past the media. This potential breakout star not in the mood to talk.
Hakeem Olajuwon stares at the floor while Patrick Mahomes mutters something inaudible under his breath. My evening in summary: yell, drink coffee, yell again, spill the coffee, yell some more. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
My Team ends the season #10 with a 6W-9L record. Season MVP: Hakeem Olajuwon.
Season Journal
Shut the hell up for two seconds and listen to that sound. That low rumble, that murmur of 20,000 people holding their breath at the same time. That's the sound of an arena that knows tonight is going to be something. We're here for a franchise that's in the DNA of this league, a club with as many banners in the rafters as ghosts in the locker room. Legends have walked this court, careers have been shattered here, and miracles have been born on this very floor. Tonight, we write the next chapter. The team with no name, baby!
Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Hakeem Olajuwon is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 213 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery.
And the most terrifying thing about him? It's not the stats, it's not the size, it's the calm. You know that moment where the arena is on its feet, the clock is ticking down the final seconds, sweat is pouring... And he's just chewing his gum like he's waiting for the bus? Then he loads up. And drains it. Stone cold. In front of 20,000 people on the verge of cardiac arrest. That's what a franchise player is: the guy who carries everyone on his shoulders and still makes it look easy.
The budget is like the guy who goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, orders one entree and splits the dessert. It's not poverty, but it's not the high life either. They've got a decent roster, nobody's complaining, but nobody's saying "damn, what a squad" either. Solid without being spectacular. The kind of team that beats you on a Tuesday and you've forgotten about them by Wednesday morning. But underestimate them and they'll make you pay.
My Team ends the season #10 with a 6W-9L record. Season MVP: Hakeem Olajuwon.
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