☠️
18
Days survived
9
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
11
🗺️ Km traveled
2
👑 Decisions
1
🩺 Rescues
6
🍳 Meals cooked
2
🪤 Traps built
8
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
31 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Flash, Son Goku, Hulk, Tortank, ThuNdeR, Mr Poopybutthole, and Napoléon Bonaparte found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Flash screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Hulk pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Tortank ran to the pharmacy aisle. ThuNdeR emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Mr Poopybutthole cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Son Goku found the stairs to the roof. Napoléon Bonaparte was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
🌍
Jour 1 : Une tornade miniature aspire les affaires du camp et les disperse sur 500 mètres. Flash court après son sac de couchage qui vole au vent.
+4
1
🎒
Son Goku presses the fire extinguisher but it's empty and only spits out a pathetic trickle.
-3
1
⚡
Quirky: Tortank set up a 'zombie aquarium' in a glass tank to study their underwater behavior.
-3
1
🎂
ThuNdeR (38 ans) apporte maturité et sang-froid dans les moments critiques.
+4
1
💀
ThuNdeR dies screaming "LAG!" at a faster-than-expected zombie. No lag, just reality hitting hard.
1
💀
ThuNdeR
has died
1
📌
📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Mr Poopybutthole: "Geometry saves lives."
0
2
🌍
Jour 2 : Son Goku récupère un lance-pierre professionnel. Silencieux, efficace, et vaguement humiliant pour les zombies.
+6
3
🎒
Tortank starts the old rusty van in a cloud of black smoke. Against all odds
0
3
⚡
Hulk attempts to explain zombie decomposition thermodynamics. The group zones out at 'entropy.'
-3
3
🎂
Tortank (31 ans) prend naturellement un rôle protecteur envers les plus jeunes.
+3
4
💀
Napoléon Bonaparte was tracing the last letter of an evacuation order when the ink dried. So did their time.
4
💀
Napoléon Bonaparte
has died
5
🌍
Jour 5 : La chaleur est telle que le goudron fond. Un zombie reste collé en pleine rue, les bras tendus, comme une mouche sur du papier tue-mouche. Hulk observe la scène, perplexe.
+3
6
🎒
Mr Poopybutthole forces all bus passengers to validate their tickets. Even during the apocalypse.
0
6
⚡
Flash reconstructs zombie attack 'crime scene' with figurines. 'Zombie entered here, bit there, exited there.' Post-mortem profiling.
-1
7
💀
Mr Poopybutthole takes a turn too sharp with the bus that tips over. Passengers become a zombie buffet.
7
💀
Mr Poopybutthole
has died
8
⚡
Hulk calculates the optimal escape trajectory accounting for wind, terrain, and zombie velocity. Deadly precision.
-3
9
🌍
Jour 9 : Hulk découvre que les conserves récupérées sont périmées depuis 2019. Dilemme culinaire.
-8
9
🎒
Flash teaches the horse to bite zombies. Certified anti-zombie war horse.
+4
10
💀
Son Goku surfs on the roof of the van while nobody's driving. The ditch comes fast.
10
💀
Son Goku
has died
11
🌍
Jour 11 : Une tempête de grêle force les zombies à se réfugier... dans le camp. Hulk doit improviser.
-22
11
🎒
Tortank sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
11
⚡
Success: Tortank explored a flooded warehouse and recovered intact medical supply crates — underwater treasure.
-3
12
💀
Hulk dies scribbling an equation in the dirt. The formula's incomplete. Camp physicists will debate the ending forever.
12
💀
Hulk
has died
13
🌍
Jour 13 : La pluie tombe sans arrêt depuis trois jours. Le camp est un marécage. Tortank doit trouver un abri en hauteur.
+5
13
🎒
Flash compulsively presses the detonator like a TV remote.
+1
13
⚡
Flash autopsies a fresh zombie and identifies new infection vector: ocular fluids. Protection protocol is updated. Lives are saved.
-1
14
💀
Tortank drives the rusty van when the floor gives way under their feet. Their legs drag on the asphalt.
14
💀
Tortank
has died
15
🌍
Jour 15 : Flash intercepte un signal radio annonçant une zone sécurisée à 50 km. L'espoir renaît, méfiance aussi.
+12
16
🌍
Jour 16 : Un orage violent approche. Flash doit sécuriser le campement avant la tempête.
+5
17
⚡
Flash contaminates crime scene by sneezing on evidence. All DNA analysis is corrupted. The medical examiner becomes his own artifact.
-1
18
💀
Flash dies from infection contracted during autopsy. The scalpel slipped. The virus did the rest. The examiner joins the autopsy table. On the other side.
18
💀
Flash
has died
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