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64
Days survived
123
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
94
🗺️ Km traveled
18
👑 Decisions
11
🩺 Rescues
54
🍳 Meals cooked
10
🪤 Traps built
58
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
27 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Joe Biden spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." R2-D2 nodded without a word. Alastor Moody cracked their knuckles. Hermione Granger opened their first aid kit. Luke Skywalker pulled a camping stove from their bag. Han Solo pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Harry Potter looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
Hermione Granger mobilizes survivors to form a resistance collective
+2
1
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📍 Meat packing district. Hooks swing empty. Luke Skywalker: "The tables have turned."
0
2
🎂
Hermione Granger (47 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
2
🎂
Joe Biden, 84 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
3
🌍
Day 3: Luke Skywalker slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
4
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Luke Skywalker throws a Molotov cocktail shouting 'FREEDOM!'
4
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Luke Skywalker
has died
6
R2-D2 refuses to leave without checking tides, wind, and currents. During the apocalypse. On a lake.
+2
9
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Day 9: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Hermione Granger must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
10
💀
Hermione Granger turns their megaphone into an improvised anti-zombie weapon
10
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Hermione Granger
has died
12
Harry Potter looks for a 'Survival for Dummies' manual
+4
16
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Day 16: Joe Biden confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
23
💀
Harry Potter improvises a new identity
23
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Harry Potter
has died
25
R2-D2 reads the map upside down and leads everyone straight into zombie central. "Recalculating route..."
+2
26
🌍
Day 26: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Joe Biden is the last medical hope.
-9
35
💀
R2-D2 dies at sea, compass in hand. North is still north. The navigator? Not so much.
35
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R2-D2
has died
38
🌍
Day 38: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Alastor Moody must find an alternative approach.
+5
39
Failure - Joe Biden fails their plea before a zombie and gets bitten while trying to cite article 3 of human rights
+3
41
💀
Alastor Moody faced the alpha zombie alone in the downtown ruins. A vigilante never runs. Even when they should.
41
💀
Alastor Moody
has died
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Joe Biden: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
48
🌍
Day 48: A tropical microclimate turns the zone into a furnace. Zombies are faster, more aggressive. Joe Biden must adapt the defense.
+9
55
Han Solo dismantles an engine to repair it and can't find an essential part. The vehicle is now a kit. The horde arrives.
+5
57
💀
Poetic death - Joe Biden dies trying to serve a subpoena to a zombie horde for 'disturbing the peace'
57
💀
Joe Biden
has died
58
🌍
Day 58: Han Solo falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
59
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Day 59: A mini tornado sucks up the camp supplies and scatters them over 500 meters. Han Solo chases after their sleeping bag flying in the wind.
-7
60
Han Solo gets an abandoned armored vehicle running with three bolts and a screwdriver. The convoy can move again.
+5
61
Han Solo talks to the engine like a patient: 'Come on, baby, start...' The engine coughs, sputters, and turns over. Mechanical magic.
+5
64
💀
Han Solo dies under the chassis, 12mm wrench in hand. The vehicle starts without them. The repair was their last.
64
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Han Solo
has died

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