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49
Days survived
85
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
64
🗺️ Km traveled
9
👑 Decisions
10
🩺 Rescues
25
🍳 Meals cooked
6
🪤 Traps built
22
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Demoman was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Scout and Heavy had barricaded the entrances. Medic was already treating the first injuries. Pyro found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Engineer rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Spy... Spy just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
🌍
Day 1: Pyro repairs an abandoned dirt bike. Mobility means survival.
+9
1
🎒
Spy revs the motorcycle so loud that windows in nearby buildings shatter. Zero stealth.
+2
1
Medic treats the group's wounds with makeshift medical supplies
+4
1
🎂
Heavy (45 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
1
💀
Spy dies in combat, alone, far from any camp. No one will know. No one will pay the tab.
1
💀
Spy
has died
1
📌
📍 Fifth Avenue. Smashed storefronts. Pyro: "Black Friday got dark this year."
0
3
🎂
Pyro (40 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
6
🌍
Day 6: Rats invade the grain storage. Demoman must eliminate them without wasting ammunition.
+3
11
🎒
Scout installs a bell on the bike and rings it. The zombies politely step aside.
+4
11
Quirky: Engineer refuses to use paper for calculations. 'The abacus has worked for 5000 years. It'll keep working.'
-3
12
💀
Pyro slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
12
💀
Pyro
has died
13
🌍
Day 13: Scout tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
13
🎒
Engineer puts a bandage on the cut just in time to prevent infection. Simple but effective.
+3
16
Success: Engineer calculated rations for 200 survivors on an abacus in record time — millimetric precision.
-3
17
💀
Poetic Death: Engineer was sliding the last bead on their abacus when the final count was confirmed. Zero.
17
💀
Engineer
has died
19
🌍
Day 19: Scout falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
23
🎒
Scout tries to hit a zombie with their plunger which sticks to their own face.
-3
23
Demoman organizes a human chain for evacuation. Problem: half are already undead
+3
25
💀
Heavy listens to camp walls with a technical stethoscope, seeking abnormal vibrations. Hears scratching behind north wall. Alerts camp. When he removes the stethoscope, wall gives way. Classic horror movie timing.
25
💀
Heavy
has died
27
🌍
Day 27: It's so cold that zombies have frost on their faces. One has an icicle hanging from its nose. Medic hesitates between laughing and fleeing.
-5
28
🎒
Medic breaks the thermometer by shaking it too hard. Mercury spreads everywhere.
-4
33
Demoman breaks down a door with an axe. The zombies behind applaud
+3
35
💀
Scout follows the cookie crumb trail left by another survivor. The trail leads straight into a zombie nest.
35
💀
Scout
has died
39
🌍
Day 39: The camp cook has gone missing. Demoman must feed 50 people with what's left.
-14
40
🎒
Medic sets up a hammock between the open doors of the surfer van. Post-apocalyptic nap successful.
+3
40
Demoman puts out a zombie fire. Spoiler: water doesn't stop bites
+3
41
💀
Medic attempts emergency amputation to stop zombie infection
41
💀
Medic
has died
42
🎒
Demoman plays rock-paper-scissors with a zombie. The zombie doesn't understand the rules.
+2
43
🎒
Demoman gallops on horseback across the plains and outpaces zombies effortlessly. Perfect rider-mount connection!
+7
46
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Demoman: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
47
🌍
Day 47: Demoman discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
48
🌍
Day 47: The camp toilets are out of order. Demoman must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
49
💀
Demoman drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Demoman doesn't.
49
💀
Demoman
has died

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