☠️
118
Days survived
320
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
243
🗺️ Km traveled
47
👑 Decisions
36
🩺 Rescues
196
🍳 Meals cooked
24
🪤 Traps built
145
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
47 events
1
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Day 1: The alert came at 6:02 AM. Jesus Christ was the first to realize this wasn't a drill. In less than an hour, Superman and King Kong had barricaded the entrances. Miles Morales was already treating the first injuries. Gordon Ramsay found enough food to feed everyone for three days. Iron Man rigged an alarm system with pots and fishing line. As for Jeffrey Epstein... Jeffrey Epstein just said "I know a shortcut." The team was formed.
1
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
1
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Iron Man: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
4
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🌍
Day 4: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Miles Morales must secure it before the other survivors.
+8
4
🌍
Day 4: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Iron Man must find a solution, fast.
+8
5
🎒
Miles Morales finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
5
🎒
Jesus Christ discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
5
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Miles Morales flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+2
6
💀
King Kong goes down stairs on a bike and does a flip over the handlebars. Lands on the neck.
6
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King Kong
has died
10
🎒
Jeffrey Epstein bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
10
⚡
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
11
🎒
Jesus Christ breaks their fingers punching a wall instead of the zombie with brass knuckles.
-5
13
⚡
Iron Man cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
18
🌍
Day 18: Jesus Christ recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
23
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Day 23: Gordon Ramsay finds an intact library. No WiFi, but at least there's reading material.
+3
24
💀
Miles Morales drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Miles Morales doesn't.
24
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Miles Morales
has died
25
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Day 25: Gordon Ramsay must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
26
🎒
Jesus Christ fries potatoes found in a field. Fries during apocalypse is absolute luxury.
+6
26
⚡
Jeffrey Epstein tries to sell survivors to zombies. Plot twist: they prefer self-service
+5
40
⚡
Iron Man tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
42
🎒
Gordon Ramsay crosses the ravine by cable car, sheltered from ground zombies. Peaceful journey through the air!
+7
43
🌍
Day 43: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Jesus Christ must reason with them.
+4
45
💀
Jeffrey Epstein becomes philosophical: 'Who's really the monster here?' *gets bitten*
45
💀
Jeffrey Epstein
has died
46
📌
📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Gordon Ramsay: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
48
⚡
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
52
🎒
Iron Man skillfully zigzags on scooter between abandoned cars and escapes the zombies.
+6
54
🌍
Day 54: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Superman must deal with this.
+4
55
⚡
Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
56
🎒
Superman attempts a kickflip and the skateboard flies into an allied survivor's head. Not very helpful.
-4
57
🌍
Day 57: Gordon Ramsay uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
58
💀
Iron Man dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
58
💀
Iron Man
has died
60
🌍
Day 60: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Superman must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
68
🎒
Superman uses all 12 functions of their Swiss Army knife to create an ingenious anti-zombie trap.
+5
69
⚡
Superman realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
73
🌍
Day 73: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Jesus Christ must stand guard on the roof tonight.
+7
73
🎒
Gordon Ramsay has exhausted all shurikens and starts throwing coasters instead.
+2
75
⚡
Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
76
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
76
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
83
⚡
Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
90
🌍
Day 90: Superman falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
91
🎒
Superman sticks melted marshmallows to shoe soles to muffle footsteps. Silent innovation.
+4
91
📌
📍 Central Park is overrun. Jesus Christ spots a hot dog cart. "Priorities," they mutter, grabbing mustard packets.
0
96
🎂
Jesus Christ (23 years old) is in their prime. Energy and reflexes at maximum!
+8
98
🌍
Day 98: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Jesus Christ must create a monumental distraction.
+9
99
💀
Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
99
💀
Superman
has died
102
🌍
Day 102: A camp member is secretly hoarding food. Jesus Christ must handle the situation diplomatically.
+5
111
🌍
Day 111: Jesus Christ discovers an uncontaminated mountain spring. Drinking water, the new oil.
+11
118
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
118
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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