☠️
53
Days survived
67
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
63
🗺️ Km traveled
17
👑 Decisions
14
🩺 Rescues
55
🍳 Meals cooked
8
🪤 Traps built
44
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
34 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Dwayne Johnson, Son Goku, Hulk, Jesus Christ, Jeffrey Epstein, Albert Einstein, and Jongleur found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Dwayne Johnson screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Hulk pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Jesus Christ ran to the pharmacy aisle. Jeffrey Epstein emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Albert Einstein cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Son Goku found the stairs to the roof. Jongleur was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+3
1
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📍 Yellow cab graveyard in Midtown. Son Goku hotwires one. "Meter's still running. Classic."
0
2
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Albert Einstein is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
4
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Day 4: Jesus Christ must serve as bait to lure a horde away from camp during evacuation.
+6
4
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Jeffrey Epstein tries to hit a zombie with their plunger which sticks to their own face.
-3
5
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Jongleur blows into their improvised blowgun, inhales instead of exhaling and swallows the dart.
5
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Jongleur
has died
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Day 7: Dwayne Johnson snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
7
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Jesus Christ finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
7
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Son Goku meditates every morning facing the rising sun, katana placed before him. The camp doesn't know if it's respect or showmanship. Both.
+1
8
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Dwayne Johnson is 54 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
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Hulk injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
9
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Hulk
has died
15
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+3
19
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Day 19: A military drone flies over the camp. Albert Einstein must hack it to obtain intelligence.
+8
20
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Dwayne Johnson can't control the balloon's altitude and drifts toward a storm zone.
-5
22
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A tornado tears off the shelter's roof. Son Goku is sucked up with the debris. The last survivor to see them says they flew almost gracefully.
22
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Son Goku
has died
23
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Day 23: Jesus Christ tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
23
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Dwayne Johnson presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
24
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Unusual - Dwayne Johnson gives acting lessons to zombies who now groan with more emotion
+3
25
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Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
25
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
26
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Albert Einstein cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
28
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Jesus Christ rolls over a rock and the scooter stops dead. Jesus Christ continues solo in flight.
-4
31
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Day 31: Albert Einstein intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
39
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
39
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Jesus Christ
has died
40
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Day 40: Albert Einstein loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
41
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Albert Einstein uses their flash grenade to take a group photo. Everyone is blinded.
+3
42
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Albert Einstein mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
43
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Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
43
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Albert Einstein
has died
45
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Failure - Dwayne Johnson flubs their final line and shouts 'CUT!' facing a hungry horde
+3
46
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Dwayne Johnson breaks the thermometer by shaking it too hard. Mercury spreads everywhere.
-4
46
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Dwayne Johnson: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
47
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Day 47: The barricades are rotting from moisture. Dwayne Johnson must supervise repairs.
-8
49
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Success - Dwayne Johnson improvises an epic monologue that hypnotizes zombies for 30 crucial seconds
+3
50
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Day 50: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Dwayne Johnson must improvise a crossing.
-17
53
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Poetic death - Dwayne Johnson dies reciting Hamlet, zombies applaud before devouring them
53
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Dwayne Johnson
has died
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