☠️
114
Days survived
191
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
105
🗺️ Km traveled
33
👑 Decisions
24
🩺 Rescues
163
🍳 Meals cooked
15
🪤 Traps built
156
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
42 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Barack Obama, Juni Calafat, Mike Tyson, Jesus Christ, Joël Robuchon, Elon Musk, and Osama bin Laden found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Barack Obama screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Mike Tyson pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Jesus Christ ran to the pharmacy aisle. Joël Robuchon emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Elon Musk cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Juni Calafat found the stairs to the roof. Osama bin Laden was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Day 1: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Elon Musk must repair.
+9
1
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📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Osama bin Laden: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
3
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Osama bin Laden hides under a table crying
+4
4
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Success - Barack Obama rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
5
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Jesus Christ attempts a kickflip and the skateboard flies into an allied survivor's head. Not very helpful.
-4
6
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Day 6: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. Osama bin Laden takes time to admire it.
+2
6
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Elon Musk detects a survivor's fever in time with the thermometer. Immediate and effective quarantine.
+5
7
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Poetic Death: Juni Calafat stays at the observation post to relay horde movements until the end. The final report is scribbled in pencil. Illegible but complete.
7
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Juni Calafat
has died
9
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Osama bin Laden stabs a zombie with the sacrificial dagger and the group swears they saw a mystical glow.
+6
9
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Mike Tyson cracks their whip and tears off a zombie's jaw from a distance.
+6
11
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Day 11: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Mike Tyson must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
15
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Day 15: Osama bin Laden eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
18
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Joël Robuchon screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
20
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Osama bin Laden tries to negotiate with zombies
+4
22
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Osama bin Laden makes noise to attract ALL the zombies
22
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Osama bin Laden
has died
25
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Mike Tyson sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
28
🎂
Mike Tyson is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
31
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Day 31: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Joël Robuchon must ration the group's water.
+5
31
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
33
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Day 33: A military drone flies over the camp. Elon Musk must hack it to obtain intelligence.
+8
40
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Barack Obama is 65 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
44
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Jesus Christ goes down a slope at 80 km/h and crashes into a brick wall. The skateboard survives
44
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Jesus Christ
has died
46
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Day 46: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Barack Obama watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
46
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📍 Rockefeller Center. Ice rink filled with bodies. Barack Obama: "Christmas is cancelled."
0
49
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Unusual - Barack Obama tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
56
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
57
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Day 57: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Elon Musk must secure it before the other survivors.
-15
60
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Joël Robuchon is swept away by a sudden flood while crossing a bridge. The current was faster than zombies. That says something.
60
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Joël Robuchon
has died
64
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
65
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Day 65: Elon Musk encounters a zombie stuck in a turnstile. Free entertainment, no danger.
+3
68
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Day 68: Elon Musk opens a door marked 'DO NOT OPEN' out of pure curiosity. Behind it: 12 impatient zombies.
-9
78
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Mike Tyson goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
80
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
80
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Elon Musk
has died
81
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Day 81: Freezing rain. Every surface is a skating rink. Barack Obama must stand guard on the roof tonight.
-14
86
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Mike Tyson breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
91
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📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Mike Tyson grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
92
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Day 92: Barack Obama discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
99
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Failure - Barack Obama botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
102
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Poetic death - Barack Obama dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
102
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Barack Obama
has died
109
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Day 109: Torrential rains cause flooding. Zombies float like corks. Mike Tyson must evacuate the camp to higher floors.
-12
110
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Day 110: Mike Tyson finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
114
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Mike Tyson dies on their feet, fists raised, refusing to go down even when overwhelmed by the horde - a true champion's exit.
114
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Mike Tyson
has died
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