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97
Days survived
204
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
162
🗺️ Km traveled
33
👑 Decisions
31
🩺 Rescues
135
🍳 Meals cooked
18
🪤 Traps built
74
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
45 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Superman, Wally West, Hulk, Jesus Christ, Gordon Ramsay, Elon Musk, and Jimmy Valmer found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Superman screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Hulk pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Jesus Christ ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Elon Musk cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Wally West found the stairs to the roof. Jimmy Valmer was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
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Day 1: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Elon Musk must find a solution, fast.
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1
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Day 1: The camp toilets are out of order. Elon Musk must solve this urgent sanitary problem.
+4
1
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Hulk burns their fingers with boiling oil from the fries. No fries are worth that.
-4
1
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Elon Musk skillfully zigzags on scooter between abandoned cars and escapes the zombies.
+6
1
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Hulk is so absorbed analyzing a zombie tissue sample that they don't see the horde coming through the lab window.
-3
1
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Poetic Death: Jimmy Valmer dies making kids laugh during evacuation, dancing to guide them to safety. The children are saved, the clown stays behind.
1
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Jimmy Valmer
has died
1
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📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Gordon Ramsay: "The show won't go on."
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Day 9: Jesus Christ must cross an infested zone to retrieve medical supplies from a clinic.
+6
17
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Hulk loads the supply cart and crosses the forest on a path the zombies don't know.
+6
18
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Wally West realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+4
20
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Day 20: Wally West crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
20
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Jesus Christ forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
22
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Hulk ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
22
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Hulk
has died
23
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Day 23: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Wally West takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
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26
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Gordon Ramsay crumbles cookies to trace a path back to camp. Hansel of the apocalypse.
+2
27
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Day 27: Lightning strikes the camp's water tank. Everything explodes. Jesus Christ is closest and must react in a split second.
+10
27
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Wally West scatters caltrops that slow down the entire zombie horde.
+5
31
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Wally West uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
33
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Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
33
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Jesus Christ
has died
36
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Day 36: Gordon Ramsay must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
38
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Day 38: The camp doctor is bitten. Wally West must decide: amputation or quarantine.
+10
38
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Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
39
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Superman races down the mine rails in a cart at full speed. Indiana Jones of the zombie apocalypse!
+7
46
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Wally West bites into a fresh apple found in an abandoned orchard. The vitamins feel good.
+4
46
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📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Gordon Ramsay: "They were dead inside before this."
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47
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Wally West wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
47
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Wally West
has died
49
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Gordon Ramsay crosses the ravine by cable car, sheltered from ground zombies. Peaceful journey through the air!
+7
49
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
56
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Day 56: Elon Musk recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
57
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Day 57: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Superman must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
64
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Gordon Ramsay uses all 12 functions of their Swiss Army knife to create an ingenious anti-zombie trap.
+5
71
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Gordon Ramsay tries to open all the blades of their Swiss Army knife at once and turns into a pincushion.
71
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
72
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Superman recites an incantation while brandishing their sacrificial dagger. No effect. The zombies don't care.
-3
73
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
74
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Elon Musk presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
76
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Day 76: Superman eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
76
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Day 76: Elon Musk loses their weapon in a sewer. The sewer is now the best-armed member of the camp.
-8
77
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Superman dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
77
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Superman
has died
78
⚡
Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
88
🎂
Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
90
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Elon Musk drinks too many beers and falls asleep during their guard shift. Irresponsible.
-6
91
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📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Elon Musk: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
92
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Day 92: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Elon Musk must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
-22
93
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Day 93: The camp's water is contaminated. Elon Musk must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
97
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
97
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Elon Musk
has died
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