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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Denver Horse-Track | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 7 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | My Team | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Miami Heart-Attack | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for Stephen Curry! Picture this: standing at 188 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited George Washington. A farmer. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a farmer, with seed dibber, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that George Washington has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses stubborn soil with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. Now we're talking real money. They're above the cap but being careful not to cross into luxury tax territory. They're using their trade exceptions and mid-level to plug the gaps. This is a playoff-caliber team: they've got the goods, a balanced roster, but they're always one big move short of landing a true superstar.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
94-115 (L)
George Washington steps onto the palace of hoops! From cultivating the stubborn soil to this, game time!
Lord Voldemort can't convert the open shot! Competing the game is way easier!
This world-class player Lord Voldemort with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Lord Voldemort beaten to the spot! Slower than a fictional tyrant on a Monday morning!
Stephen Curry spins to the rack for a sky hook! Can't contain this all-around player!
Both teams head to the locker room. Superman wipes his forehead with his jersey. Rumor has it Superman tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Anthony Edwards, this tower, pounds the scorer's table! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
Lord Voldemort whiffs on the jumper! A fictional tyrant off their game with their bare hands!
George Washington schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true farmer!
Lord Voldemort grabs the jersey for air! Needs more air than their bare hands in the workshop!
This jersey-selling name Lord Voldemort congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this jersey-selling name.
Anthony Edwards stares at the floor while Stephen Curry mutters something inaudible under his breath. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
113-87 (W)
George Washington checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Superman drops a floater! The accuracy of a superhero on full display!
This global icon George Washington disrupts the play with a timely surgical steal!
This headliner Stephen Curry with the wraparound pass! How did that get through!
Anthony Edwards, this tower, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Players head to the locker room. Lord Voldemort has tape on three fingers. Intel: Lord Voldemort refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Stephen Curry fires away past the defense for an off-balance shot! Size advantage from this this combo guard!
George Washington soaks in a standing ovation! This basketball god living for these moments!
George Washington sacrifices for the team! Selfless play from this farmer!
Every time Lord Voldemort touches the Wilson, you see the discipline of their bare hands!
George Washington tips their hat! The farmer salute! Pure class!
Superman and Stephen Curry act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
125-91 (W)
Lord Voldemort comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the fictional tyrant means business!
George Washington pulls up with the precision of a farmer at work. And it's a fadeaway jumper!
George Washington, this little thunder, drops the dime! Night-in night-out consistency passing on display!
Superman pulls off a double-clutch layup out of nowhere! Was that basketball or superhero magic? Unbelievable!
George Washington takes the charge! Tough as nails, that's a farmer who doesn't back down!
Break! George Washington rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Anecdote: George Washington tried to impress the Orlando Magic-Beans players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
Lord Voldemort, this top-tier talent, drops a buzzer beater from the right corner! Pure artistry!
Stephen Curry, this elite player, wraps it up with a flourish! Total destruction!
Lord Voldemort shoots a full-court shot and almost makes it! This guy everybody knows so close!
Stephen Curry, this world-class player, with the too-small gesture! A raised fist! Mismatch!
This up-and-coming baller Anthony Edwards seals the deal! Victory with next-level basketball IQ!
George Washington grabs Stephen Curry and hoists him onto his shoulders. Anthony Edwards tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. We're out! And now, 'House Hunters: Broom Closet Edition.' Cozy open concept.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
111-92 (W)
George Washington bounces the orange pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
George Washington finishes with flair! Showmanship of a farmer presenting the stubborn soil!
George Washington springs the trap! The farmer instinct is real!
Stephen Curry with the lob pass under the basket! This franchise guy to the teammate! Boom!
George Washington uses a pick-and-roll system brilliantly! Strategy from cultivating the stubborn soil!
Halftime whistle. Lord Voldemort has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Anecdote: Lord Voldemort fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, takes over from way beyond the arc. A euro-step! That's elite!
Anthony Edwards explodes and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Lord Voldemort plugs the gap! Plugging holes with fictional tyrant efficiency!
This living legend Superman silences the noise! An unmatched feel for the game locked in! Nothing else matters!
Lord Voldemort puts a bow on it! Clean finish, just like a fictional tyrant wrapping up the job!
Stephen Curry and Superman stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
109-87 (W)
George Washington wins the opening tip! Tipping off with farmer energy!
George Washington with an incredible and-one in transition! Standing ovation!
Lord Voldemort rotates beautifully! Spinning with precision worthy of their bare hands!
Anthony Edwards, this colossus, delivers the entry pass! Beautiful feed into the post!
Anthony Edwards, this legit talent, manages the clock beautifully in the second quarter!
Halftime! Superman walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. I've been told Superman once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Anthony Edwards, this next-level player, absolutely nails a pull-up jumper from mid-range! Take a bow!
The crowd is on its feet! Immense pressure as Stephen Curry takes the court!
Lord Voldemort, this tweener, repositions on defense! Pure God-given talent collective effort!
The superhero identity fuels Superman. Their bare hands taught them everything about pressure!
Anthony Edwards drives to the crowd! A victory dance! This respected competitor gave everything!
Stephen Curry and Anthony Edwards stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. Evening confession: I'm wearing Stephen Curry's jersey under my shirt. For morale. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
133-88 (W)
Tip-off! Lord Voldemort gets us started! Let's go!
George Washington cuts and scores! Sharp as the seed dibber, this farmer!
Lord Voldemort sets the table! Arranged as neatly as their bare hands on the game!
Anthony Edwards with the highlight-reel bank shot! This player on the come-up owning the moment!
Stephen Curry slides the feet perfectly and forces a miss! Unreal swagger in every step!
Halftime! Anthony Edwards looks in the mirror and shakes his head. They say Anthony Edwards has a ritual where he touches the basket post three times. If someone watches, starts over. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
George Washington hits on the inbound pass! Clutch like a farmer meeting a deadline!
This established star Stephen Curry breaks the record margin! Historic blowout!
This once-in-a-lifetime player George Washington accidentally dunks on the wrong basket! Confusion!
Stephen Curry, this do-it-all player, does the shimmy! A slide across the hardwood! The arena goes crazy!
Superman takes the applause! Deserved, for a superhero with their bare hands!
Lord Voldemort and Superman do celebratory push-ups. Anthony Edwards counts out loud. Definitely cheating. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
101-98 (W)
Opening possession for George Washington! First touch, like first touch of the seed dibber!
Superman contests every shot! Relentless as a superhero with the game!
George Washington, this generational talent, comes up empty! A tear drop off target in the paint!
This top-tier talent Lord Voldemort with a cold-blooded tear drop! No conscience!
Anthony Edwards, this player making noise, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Lord Voldemort checks his stats on the board and winces. Little secret: Lord Voldemort has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. We're back! The players look fired up.
Superman with the clutch block! Not in this house, says the superhero!
Superman, this all-around player, with the clutch iron-wall defense! The crowd is on its feet!
The crowd does the wave for Lord Voldemort! Fictional tyrant pride!
This headliner Stephen Curry drains the pressure shot! During crunch time! That's a superstar!
This undisputed superstar Superman secures the win with ridiculous creativity! Another one in the bag!
Lord Voldemort does the floss while Anthony Edwards spins like a top. Superman just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. Evening confession: I'm wearing Lord Voldemort's jersey under my shirt. For morale. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
122-94 (W)
This guy everybody knows Stephen Curry gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Anthony Edwards, this titan, uses strength and skill for a euro-step! Complete player!
Lord Voldemort deflects the pass and starts the break! This bonafide star defense to offense!
Superman floats a perfect pass! Floating it with a superhero's soft touch!
Stephen Curry sets the screen at the perfect angle! This headliner cerebral play!
The players leave the court. Stephen Curry clings to the tunnel railing. Rumor has it Stephen Curry does 100 push-ups before every game. Or 10. Depends who you ask. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
A tear drop! Anthony Edwards cannot be stopped tonight! This established player is locked in!
A boiling cauldron spikes every time Lord Voldemort touches the ball! The fictional tyrant effect!
George Washington tips the rebound to a teammate! Selfless play from this farmer!
This guy everybody knows Stephen Curry with a performance for the ages! A signature move chapter!
George Washington finishes with a monster stat line! Numbers a farmer would be proud of!
Stephen Curry and George Washington swing Anthony Edwards around by his arms like a carousel. He looks sick. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
123-102 (W)
George Washington, this undersized spark plug, takes the court! The electric crowd is electric!
Superman goes coast to coast for a devastating dunk! This basketball god is relentless!
Anthony Edwards, this beanpole, alters the shot! Next-level basketball IQ at the rim!
Anthony Edwards with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! Natural-born leadership on that one!
George Washington, this little guy, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
That's a wrap for now. Lord Voldemort dives into the tunnel. Intel: Lord Voldemort refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Jump ball to restart. Let the second half begin!
Lord Voldemort with the reverse layup! Creative as a fictional tyrant with the game!
This franchise cornerstone Superman gets the crowd into it! An incredible energy at fever pitch!
Stephen Curry sacrifices the body taking the charge! This guy everybody knows ultimate teammate!
This up-and-coming baller Anthony Edwards is living their best moment right now in the paint!
Lord Voldemort wraps up with a double-double! Double duty: their bare hands and the Wilson!
Stephen Curry hits a dab in 2026. George Washington does an ironic dab. Anthony Edwards has no idea what that is. During the game, I got a text from my mom: 'Stop yelling, I can hear you from here.' She lives 120 miles away. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
86-106 (L)
George Washington locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a farmer who means business!
Superman misses at the buzzer! A superhero who missed the deadline!
Stephen Curry with the errant pass! This guy everybody knows needs to settle down!
Stephen Curry gambles for the steal and pays the price! Heavy feet!
A devastating dunk from George Washington! This global icon reminding everyone why they're on top!
Break. Superman collapses next to the vending machine. Did you know Superman knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Denver Horse-Track's colors. By accident, obviously. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Lord Voldemort, this smooth operator, throws the hands up! Exasperated from mid-range!
Anthony Edwards gets a clean look but occasional mental lapses costs the bucket!
Anthony Edwards, this 7-footer, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Eyes in the back of the head!
Stephen Curry blows past but the legs won't cooperate! Sometimes predictable game catching up!
Superman fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the superhero gave everything!
Lord Voldemort refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Anthony Edwards watches it and immediately regrets it. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. See you soon. And now: '911: My Cat Climbed on Top of the Wardrobe.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
98-96 (W)
George Washington starts in the elite shooter! Playing the elite shooter the way a farmer plays with the seed dibber!
Stephen Curry rotates perfectly for the monster swat! A gym-rat work ethic on full display!
George Washington throws up a clunker! The seed dibber would weep at that trajectory!
George Washington treats the Spalding like the stubborn soil and sinks it. Easy as pie for a farmer!
Stephen Curry fires away into the right spacing! Unreal swagger and elite court awareness!
End of the first half. George Washington is beet red but still standing. Little secret: George Washington has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Anthony Edwards, this beanpole, comes up big! A thunderous slam at the last second! Legend!
Superman with a perfect contest! The reflexes of a superhero catching the game!
The press box buzzes about George Washington! A farmer with the seed dibber making headlines!
George Washington rises up for the game-winner! A half-court heave! This basketball god is the moment!
Lord Voldemort soaks it in! Soaking up the moment, a fictional tyrant savoring glory!
Anthony Edwards throws chalk powder like LeBron. Stephen Curry coughs for two minutes straight. Behind the scenes, the cameraman told me I was making faces during free throws. I had no idea. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
93-104 (L)
Stephen Curry shoots into position! This jersey-selling name not wasting any time!
George Washington misfires from way beyond the arc! The seed dibber calibration needed!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry with turnover number buckets! Injury-prone body is piling up!
George Washington loses the screen battle! Heavy feet around the picks!
Stephen Curry answers back with a reverse layup! A killer instinct under pressure!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Superman asks for an ice pack. They say Superman eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Anthony Edwards, this hooper's hooper, refuses to high-five! Defense that's basically a suggestion hurting the chemistry!
Superman, this hall-of-fame lock, sends the rock wide! The touch is off tonight!
This next-level player Anthony Edwards with the savvy veteran play! Unreal swagger experience showing!
Stephen Curry, this tweener, laboring up and down! Ego the size of Texas draining the energy!
Superman consoles teammates! The heart of a superhero in that moment!
Lord Voldemort shakes Stephen Curry's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
88-102 (L)
This headliner Lord Voldemort means business! Fast start along the baseline!
Superman rattles in and out! The game never teases a superhero like that!
This bonafide star Stephen Curry gets pickpocketed along the baseline! Sloppy handling!
Superman, this versatile guy, fouls unnecessarily off the pick and roll! Ego the size of Texas!
This player making noise Anthony Edwards capitalizes from downtown! An alley-oop with ridiculous creativity!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Superman asks for an ice pack. Confession: Superman calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
Superman is visibly upset! Upset as a superhero when the game goes sideways!
A finger roll from Superman catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
This global icon Superman attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
This guy with a proven track record Anthony Edwards is a warrior but the body says no! The allotted time of war!
George Washington takes the loss hard! Hard as the stubborn soil on a bad farmer day!
Superman refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. Lord Voldemort watches it and immediately regrets it. Evening confession: I'm wearing Superman's jersey under my shirt. For morale. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
88-112 (L)
Anthony Edwards fires up the crowd to open the game! This next-level player starting strong!
Stephen Curry misfires from along the baseline! This big-name player searching for answers!
This potential GOAT Superman dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Superman gets posted up and scored on! This undisputed superstar overpowered!
George Washington with the tough pull-up jumper through contact! This all-time great won't be denied!
Intermission. Superman dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Fun fact: Superman blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Stephen Curry gets a technical for complaining! Injury-prone body on full display!
George Washington gets blocked! Rejected harder than a farmer's worst day on the job!
This elite player Stephen Curry recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
Stephen Curry is gassed! This jersey-selling name bent over at half court! Defense that's basically a suggestion catching up!
Stephen Curry had the chances but couldn't convert. This elite player left wanting.
Anthony Edwards walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Lord Voldemort speeds up. Wants it to be over. Tonight I learned Anthony Edwards used to be a superhero before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
93-125 (L)
And we're underway! Stephen Curry touches the leather first! This certified bucket looks eager!
Anthony Edwards fires a euro-step driving to the hoop but can't connect! Ego the size of Texas showing!
George Washington with the bad read! Misreading the play like misreading the stubborn soil!
Anthony Edwards overcommits and gets beat! Occasional mental lapses when reading the play!
George Washington scoops it up and in! The touch of a farmer with the stubborn soil!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Anthony Edwards walks head down toward the tunnel. Intel: Anthony Edwards refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
George Washington vents at their teammates! The farmer who vents about the stubborn soil!
A tear drop from Stephen Curry hits the iron! Shaky emotions under pressure under the spotlight!
George Washington slows the pace when the team needs it! This franchise cornerstone tempo control!
Superman launches sluggishly! Occasional mental lapses catching up with this franchise cornerstone!
This respected competitor Anthony Edwards tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Stephen Curry sits down on the hardwood, head on his knees. Superman puts a hand on his shoulder without saying a word. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
My Team ends the season #8 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Stephen Curry.
Season Journal
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby!
Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for Stephen Curry! Picture this: standing at 188 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight.
The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around.
And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited George Washington. A farmer. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a farmer, with seed dibber, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that George Washington has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses stubborn soil with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee.
Now we're talking real money. They're above the cap but being careful not to cross into luxury tax territory. They're using their trade exceptions and mid-level to plug the gaps. This is a playoff-caliber team: they've got the goods, a balanced roster, but they're always one big move short of landing a true superstar.
My Team ends the season #8 with a 9W-6L record. Season MVP: Stephen Curry.
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