☠️
99
Days survived
403
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
213
🗺️ Km traveled
38
👑 Decisions
34
🩺 Rescues
67
🍳 Meals cooked
18
🪤 Traps built
54
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
40 events
1
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Obi-Wan Kenobi spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." Qui-Gon Jinn nodded without a word. Anakin Skywalker cracked their knuckles. Yoda opened their first aid kit. Ahsoka Tano pulled a camping stove from their bag. Grogu pointed to an emergency exit on the map. C-3PO looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
🎒
Ahsoka Tano wears brass knuckles 24/7 and can no longer open doors.
+1
1
📌
📍 Grocery store. Bagels untouched. Ahsoka Tano: "Even zombies know you don't mess with New York bagels."
0
2
🌍
Jour 2 : La horde finale converge. Des milliers de zombies à perte de vue. Ahsoka Tano mène la dernière défense.
+13
2
🌍
Jour 2 : Yoda trouve un chargeur solaire en état de marche. La technologie reprend ses droits.
+7
3
🎒
Yoda finds UHT milk still good. Calcium and proteins strengthen the group.
+4
4
⚡
Yoda slices through entire hordes with lightsaber Anakin vs Tuskens style
+3
5
💀
Grogu blows into their improvised blowgun, inhales instead of exhaling and swallows the dart.
5
💀
Grogu
has died
7
🎒
Yoda slips on their own banana peel in front of the whole group.
-3
12
🌍
Jour 12 : Des pluies torrentielles provoquent une inondation. Les zombies flottent comme des bouchons. Ahsoka Tano doit évacuer le camp vers les étages supérieurs.
+6
12
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Qui-Gon Jinn tries a Jedi mind trick... which doesn't work on dead brains
+4
14
🌍
Jour 14 : Qui-Gon Jinn glisse sur une flaque de sang et atterrit sur le seul cactus décoratif du camp.
-3
19
🎒
Anakin Skywalker reste bloqué en plein milieu du téléphérique. Le vent balance la cabine. Les zombies attendent en bas.
-6
26
💀
Ahsoka Tano meditates to become a Force ghost and escape infection
26
💀
Ahsoka Tano
has died
34
🎒
Qui-Gon Jinn inflates the empty chip bag and pops it to scare a zombie. Makeshift firecracker.
+3
35
⚡
C-3PO politely suggests zombies follow proper etiquette
+3
38
🌍
Jour 38 : Yoda tente un discours motivant qui fait pleurer trois survivants. Pas de joie, de désespoir.
-4
39
🌍
Jour 39 : Un survivant prétend être médecin. Yoda doit vérifier ses compétences avant qu'il ne tue quelqu'un.
+4
40
🎒
Yoda dévale les rails de la mine en wagonnet à toute vitesse. Indiana Jones de l'apocalypse zombie !
+7
41
💀
C-3PO panics: 'We're doomed!'
41
💀
C-3PO
has died
42
🌍
Jour 42 : Yoda trouve un livre de médecine dans une bibliothèque en ruines. Encore faut-il le comprendre.
+4
42
⚡
Quirky: Obi-Wan Kenobi knights a camp child with a wooden sword. The ceremony is equally ridiculous and touching.
+2
44
🎒
Obi-Wan Kenobi strikes a zombie with their judge's gavel shouting 'Guilty!' The zombie collapses.
+5
46
📌
📍 Fifth Avenue. Smashed storefronts. Obi-Wan Kenobi: "Black Friday got dark this year."
0
48
🌍
Jour 48 : Une horde massive attaque le camp au petit matin. Obi-Wan Kenobi est en première ligne, café pas encore bu.
+8
49
🎒
Obi-Wan Kenobi accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
51
💀
Yoda slips on a banana peel at the edge of a cliff. So cliché.
51
💀
Yoda
has died
52
🌍
Jour 52 : Anakin Skywalker utilise la dernière batterie du talkie-walkie pour jouer à Snake. La communication attendra.
-6
59
🌍
Jour 59 : Le moral du camp est au plus bas. Qui-Gon Jinn doit organiser quelque chose pour remonter les esprits.
+4
64
⚡
Anakin Skywalker feels a disturbance in the Force: it's just ALL zombies within 10km
+3
66
🎒
Qui-Gon Jinn hits a zombie with their foam mallet. Miraculously, the zombie stumbles and falls off the bridge.
+3
67
🎒
Qui-Gon Jinn rides majestically on their penny-farthing and zombies stand agape at this vision from another century.
+5
68
💀
Obi-Wan Kenobi drinks soda while running and the carbonation causes such a powerful burp that they bite their tongue and choke.
68
💀
Obi-Wan Kenobi
has died
73
🌍
Jour 73 : Qui-Gon Jinn découvre que le zombie qui rôdait depuis 3 jours est tombé dans une fosse. La nature fait bien les choses.
+4
75
🎒
Anakin Skywalker throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
77
🌍
Jour 77 : Anakin Skywalker croise un zombie coincé dans un tourniquet. Spectacle gratuit et sans danger.
+3
79
💀
Qui-Gon Jinn tips over the big wheel of the velocipede and falls two meters headfirst.
79
💀
Qui-Gon Jinn
has died
82
🌍
Jour 82 : Un orage violent éclate. La foudre frappe un transformateur et plonge tout le quartier dans le noir. Anakin Skywalker doit sécuriser le périmètre sans électricité.
+6
85
🌍
Jour 85 : Anakin Skywalker découvre une source d'eau de montagne non contaminée. L'eau potable, nouveau pétrole.
+11
91
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Anakin Skywalker: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
99
💀
Anakin Skywalker throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
99
💀
Anakin Skywalker
has died
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