☠️
67
Days survived
67
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
40
🗺️ Km traveled
21
👑 Decisions
10
🩺 Rescues
51
🍳 Meals cooked
8
🪤 Traps built
72
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, George Washington, John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, James Madison, Benjamin Franklin, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and Joe Biden found themselves trapped in a supermarket. George Washington screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Thomas Jefferson pushed a fridge in front of the main door. James Madison ran to the pharmacy aisle. Benjamin Franklin emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Franklin Delano Roosevelt cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. John Adams found the stairs to the roof. Joe Biden was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Unusual - James Madison engages in Socratic debate with a zombie about existence
-1
1
🎂
George Washington is 67 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
📌
📍 Water tower rooftop. Joe Biden checks the perimeter. "We're surrounded. Classic New York."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: George Washington drops a stack of plates in the dead silence of night. Standing ovation from the zombies.
-6
2
🎒
Benjamin Franklin has exhausted all shurikens and starts throwing coasters instead.
+2
3
💀
Benjamin Franklin dies in an internal camp coup. The political philosopher, victim of politics. Machiavelli saw it coming.
3
💀
Benjamin Franklin
has died
4
🎒
Franklin Delano Roosevelt fuels the steam locomotive and races through the countryside. Zombies can't catch a train at full steam!
+8
8
⚡
Unusual - Franklin Delano Roosevelt establishes a law firm in a bunker and charges €400/h for post-apocalyptic legal consultations
+1
8
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🎂
Thomas Jefferson, 83 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
10
🌍
Day 10: The camp's water is contaminated. James Madison must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
12
💀
John Adams tries to open all the blades of their Swiss Army knife at once and turns into a pincushion.
12
💀
John Adams
has died
23
⚡
Success - James Madison convinces survivors that dying is just a metaphysical transition
-1
24
🎒
George Washington cracks their whip and tears off a zombie's jaw from a distance.
+6
25
🌍
Day 25: James Madison catches two wild rabbits. First real fresh meat meal in weeks.
+8
27
💀
Joe Biden dies mid-speech at the podium. The mic still echoes 'My fellow survivors...' as zombies storm the town hall.
27
💀
Joe Biden
has died
29
🎒
Thomas Jefferson drinks spoiled milk and spends the night vomiting. Unavailable for 24 hours.
-5
33
🌍
Day 33: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. George Washington must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
34
⚡
Thomas Jefferson holds democratic votes for every camp decision. It's slower than Congress, but the group stays united.
-3
39
💀
Thomas Jefferson attempts a ritual with their sacrificial dagger and accidentally summons even more zombies.
39
💀
Thomas Jefferson
has died
42
🌍
Day 42: Water supplies are running low. George Washington must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
45
⚡
Failure - Franklin Delano Roosevelt fails their plea before a zombie and gets bitten while trying to cite article 3 of human rights
+1
46
🎒
George Washington gallops on horseback across the plains and outpaces zombies effortlessly. Perfect rider-mount connection!
+7
46
📌
📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. James Madison: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
47
💀
James Madison drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, James Madison doesn't.
47
💀
James Madison
has died
51
🌍
Day 51: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Franklin Delano Roosevelt must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
+4
52
🎒
Franklin Delano Roosevelt throws their dart right into a zombie's eye from 5 meters. Triple 20.
+4
54
⚡
George Washington establishes a defensive perimeter with barbed wire and yells 'SECTOR SECURE!' (zombies don't care)
+3
56
💀
Poetic death - Franklin Delano Roosevelt dies trying to serve a subpoena to a zombie horde for 'disturbing the peace'
56
💀
Franklin Delano Roosevelt
has died
59
🌍
Day 59: The final horde converges. Thousands of zombies as far as the eye can see. George Washington leads the last defense.
+13
63
🌍
Day 63: George Washington tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
64
⚡
George Washington organizes civilian evacuation in orderly columns D-Day style, but with undead
+3
66
⚡
George Washington launches operation 'Deadshot': training survivors in precision shooting on moving, groaning targets
+3
67
💀
George Washington is thrown by the rearing horse and receives a hoof to the chest. Farewell cowboy.
67
💀
George Washington
has died
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