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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 9 | My Team | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Houston Blast-Off | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Michael Jordan. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 198 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face. I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it. And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Doc Holliday. A doctor. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a doctor, with their stethoscope, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Doc Holliday has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the hidden ailment with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee. Mid-pack budget. The team of guys who punch the clock, don't complain, cash a decent paycheck, and go home without making headlines. It's not sexy, but it works. The GM is a damn wizard at finding role players at 3 million who play like they're worth 15, and the coach squeezes every drop out of this roster. The problem? One major injury and the whole house of cards collapses.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
87-107 (L)
Game time! Jesus Christ and this living legend ready to put on a show at the gymnasium!
James Abram Garfield just barely misses! Close as a military personnel getting the frontline almost right!
Michael Jordan with the errant pass! This living legend needs to settle down!
Darth Vader gets crossed over! Ankles broken like the film character on a rough day!
Darth Vader nails an off-balance shot with the ease of a movie actor who portrays the film character. Natural!
Off to the locker room. James Abram Garfield has already drained two water bottles. Anecdote: James Abram Garfield once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
This all-time great James Abram Garfield shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
James Abram Garfield, this absolute legend, comes up empty! An alley-oop off target from mid-range!
James Abram Garfield uses a dominant inside game to get open! Open space created with their service rifle smarts!
Michael Jordan, this colossus, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Darth Vader shakes hands and moves on. In the end, ego the size of Texas proved costly.
Darth Vader's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Doc Holliday hides his eyes under a towel. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
110-93 (W)
This once-in-a-lifetime player James Abram Garfield in the starting lineup! Let's see what this once-in-a-lifetime player brings!
James Abram Garfield hits nothing but net! Pure as a military personnel's work with their service rifle!
Darth Vader times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A drawn charge in transition!
James Abram Garfield, this swiss-army-knife type, with the pocket pass! Next-level basketball IQ in tight spaces!
Darth Vader positions perfectly in the baseline! Placement of the script binder on the film character!
End of the second quarter. Darth Vader is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Juicy intel: Darth Vader turned down an endorsement deal because she'd have to wear a mascot costume. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Darth Vader strings together a finger roll off the pick and roll. An off-the-charts basketball IQ on full display!
You can feel a packed arena through the screen! Michael Jordan in the spotlight!
Michael Jordan finds the open teammate! This generational talent making everyone better!
James Abram Garfield's military personnel colleagues watch from the stands, the frontline banners held high!
This household name James Abram Garfield led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
Jesus Christ runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. Tonight I had a revelation: Michael Jordan runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. See you at the next game. In the meantime: 'MasterClass: How to Fold a Fitted Sheet.' Gripping television.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
100-93 (W)
James Abram Garfield begins their shift on the arena! A military personnel starting the their service rifle shift!
Doc Holliday answers back with a tear drop! An unmatched feel for the game under pressure!
Doc Holliday stands firm! Not moving, this doctor is planted!
This household name Jesus Christ with the one-handed bullet pass! Right on the money!
Jesus Christ zones up! Defensive zone like a messiah's the game zone!
Break! Darth Vader heads straight to the bathroom moment she hits the locker room. Confession: Darth Vader tried yoga. Lasted two sessions before declaring it a combat sport. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Michael Jordan pulls up and drills an off-balance shot! Can't teach that!
This guy with rings on every finger James Abram Garfield draws the MVP chants! The crowd is on their feet for the star!
Jesus Christ plays their role perfectly! Role player, role messiah with their bare hands!
The emotion is real as Doc Holliday the doctor delivers their best with their stethoscope!
Jesus Christ, this certified GOAT candidate, soaks in the moment! Victory along the baseline! A raised fist!
Darth Vader hits a dab in 2026. Doc Holliday does an ironic dab. Michael Jordan has no idea what that is. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
109-87 (W)
Michael Jordan, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! An unmatched feel for the game from the jump!
This first-ballot legend Michael Jordan with a picture-perfect bucket! The crowd goes wild!
James Abram Garfield recovers and blocks! That's the hustle of someone who works for a living!
James Abram Garfield drops the dime! A military personnel with court vision like that? Unreal!
James Abram Garfield uses the hesitation dribble! An off-the-charts basketball IQ creating separation!
End of the first half. Doc Holliday is beet red but still standing. Small detail: Doc Holliday wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
Darth Vader crosses over through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Jesus Christ feeds off wild stands! The energy of a messiah fueled by the game!
This well-respected player Doc Holliday dives for the loose ball! Pure God-given talent on every play!
Darth Vader crosses over with purpose! An off-the-charts basketball IQ driving this team forward!
Final buzzer! Doc Holliday is the hero! This next-level player with a game for the ages!
Michael Jordan and Doc Holliday stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
117-98 (W)
Darth Vader gets the starting nod! A movie actor starting with the script binder confidence!
An off-balance shot from Michael Jordan! This first-ballot legend reminding everyone why they're on top!
Darth Vader forces the shot-clock violation! Patient as a movie actor waiting for the film character!
Jesus Christ with the no-look pass! This global icon has eyes in the back of the head!
Doc Holliday reads the defense like a book! Perfect play call from this doctor!
End of the second quarter. Darth Vader is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Confession: Darth Vader calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
This basketball god James Abram Garfield finishes with authority! A deep three from downtown!
The arena trembles! Michael Jordan with the play and wild stands follows!
James Abram Garfield, this potential GOAT, rotates on defense! Silky smooth technique team commitment!
Darth Vader, this versatile guy, sets the tone with natural-born leadership! Leader!
Final buzzer! Darth Vader's movie actor shift on the venue ends in triumph!
Doc Holliday and Michael Jordan slap each other's butts. Darth Vader declines the invitation. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
123-83 (W)
James Abram Garfield locks eyes with the opponent! The stare of a military personnel who means business!
Jesus Christ makes it look easy! As easy as a messiah competing the game!
Darth Vader connects on the outlet! Long-range passing like the script binder at distance!
James Abram Garfield adds to the total! A military personnel who always exceeds expectations!
James Abram Garfield reads the play and picks off the pass! Transition opportunity!
Break. Jesus Christ collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Little scoop: Jesus Christ collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. Play resumes! The coach set a few things straight in the locker room.
A two-handed slam from James Abram Garfield! This potential GOAT is putting on a show tonight!
James Abram Garfield stat-pads without shame! Filling the box score like a resume!
This well-respected player Doc Holliday calls for the damn ball but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Michael Jordan, this guy with rings on every finger, with the signature raised fist! The fans love it!
This guy with rings on every finger Darth Vader caps off a special night! A team high-five! Until next time!
Jesus Christ hits a dab in 2026. Doc Holliday does an ironic dab. Michael Jordan has no idea what that is. Tonight I learned Jesus Christ used to be a doctor before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
101-106 (L)
Darth Vader, this hall-of-fame lock, draws first blood! A hook shot to start!
What a play by Jesus Christ! A two-handed slam facing the rim! This certified GOAT candidate is cooking!
James Abram Garfield lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this undisputed superstar fooled!
Michael Jordan, this oversized freak, gets the look but can't convert from the left corner!
Darth Vader fights through fatigue! That movie actor toughness is for real!
End of the second quarter. Michael Jordan is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Did you know? Michael Jordan tried to become a rapper before basketball. The world dodged a bullet. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Doc Holliday gets stripped on the decisive possession! Stripped of the pill like a doctor stripped of their stethoscope!
Michael Jordan storms to the bench! This hall-of-fame lock is visibly upset!
Michael Jordan, this hall-of-fame lock, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Doc Holliday dunks but can't score in the extra period! Opportunity lost!
Darth Vader leaves the hardwood quietly! Quiet as a movie actor after the film character setback!
Michael Jordan collapses into the first available chair. Doc Holliday stays standing, eyes glazed over. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
103-113 (L)
The game begins and James Abram Garfield is ready! You can see night-in night-out consistency written all over his face!
Michael Jordan can't buy a bucket! Another miss driving to the hoop! Frustrating!
Jesus Christ coughs up the Spalding! Lack of consistency strikes again from mid-range!
Jesus Christ reacts too late to rotate! Tendency to rush on the help side!
Darth Vader scores the go-ahead! A movie actor who always finishes the job on time!
Break. The coach is yelling in the tunnel, James Abram Garfield picks up the pace. I've been told James Abram Garfield always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
Darth Vader spins and kicks the stanchion! This once-in-a-lifetime player losing composure!
A bank shot attempt by Darth Vader falls short! Tendency to force bad shots in the legs!
Jesus Christ communicates the switch! Clear as a messiah's instructions!
Doc Holliday is visibly tired! This seasoned vet needs a timeout badly!
Michael Jordan reflects on what could have been. Lack of consistency the difference tonight.
Michael Jordan shakes Doc Holliday's hand in silence. Not a word. Just a look that says it all. Evening confession: I'm wearing Michael Jordan's jersey under my shirt. For morale. Thanks for tonight. Up next: 'American Ninja Warrior: No Elevator Edition.' Sixth floor, no landing.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
124-90 (W)
Doc Holliday lands the first fadeaway jumper! First blood! The doctor strikes first!
James Abram Garfield powers through for a finger roll! The brute force of defending the frontline!
Jesus Christ dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this messiah!
This global icon Michael Jordan does it again! A scoop layup with effortless precision!
Doc Holliday jumps into the passing lane! A sky-high block! Huge play!
Heading in. Darth Vader's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Exclusive: Darth Vader was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
An and-one from Jesus Christ! Another dagger! This absolute legend closing the door!
Doc Holliday, this seasoned vet, wraps it up with a flourish! Total destruction!
James Abram Garfield confused the scorers table for the frontline checkout! Easy mistake!
Darth Vader, this franchise cornerstone, with the primal scream! A bench mob celebration! Raw emotion!
That's the game! Jesus Christ finishes with a monster performance! This franchise cornerstone victorious!
James Abram Garfield and Darth Vader play rock-paper-scissors to decide who carries the ball. James Abram Garfield loses. I spent the evening explaining basketball rules to my new intern. He still thinks you can walk with the ball. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
96-112 (L)
Jesus Christ steps onto the field house! From competing the game to this, game time!
Michael Jordan, this oversized freak, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this global icon!
This first-ballot legend Darth Vader with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Jesus Christ watches helplessly! A messiah watching the game fall off the shelf!
This dude putting the league on notice Doc Holliday goes to work at the top of the key! A euro-step drops beautifully!
Halftime whistle. Darth Vader spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Intel: Darth Vader refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Michael Jordan, this guy with rings on every finger, with the frustrated foul! Tendency to force bad shots in tough moments!
Doc Holliday bricks it! Not the same accuracy as diagnosing the hidden ailment!
Jesus Christ makes the hockey pass! That dawg mentality finding the extra pass!
Michael Jordan, this basketball god, sucking wind after that sprint! The 48 regulation minutes of battle!
Jesus Christ tells reporters: 'Tomorrow we competes better, like the game!'
Michael Jordan and Doc Holliday share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. I spent the fourth quarter standing. Not by choice. My chair gave out in the third. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
115-106 (W)
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan means business! Fast start at the top of the key!
James Abram Garfield carves through and scores! That's what a military personnel does best!
Michael Jordan with the help-side monster swat! This franchise cornerstone always in position!
Doc Holliday explodes into the lane and kicks out! An off-the-charts basketball IQ and great decision-making!
Michael Jordan, this hall-of-fame lock, orchestrates the delay game! Iron discipline in action!
Break. James Abram Garfield collapses next to the vending machine. Intel: James Abram Garfield refuses to play if the ball isn't inflated to exactly 8 PSI. Not 7.9, not 8.1. Eight. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
This generational talent Darth Vader with a beautiful pull-up jumper off the pick and roll! Poetry in motion!
Doc Holliday throws the headband to the crowd! Better than throwing the hidden ailment!
Jesus Christ shoots the outlet to the young player! This certified GOAT candidate building the future!
The stadium knows it! Michael Jordan is special! This all-time great writing legacy!
Jesus Christ gets the post-game interview! 'It's like competing the game,' they say!
Jesus Christ makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Darth Vader makes a bigger heart. Michael Jordan makes a massive heart. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
104-94 (W)
This household name James Abram Garfield gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
James Abram Garfield finishes through contact! Built tough from handling their service rifle!
James Abram Garfield, this tweener, covers ground to get the flawless defensive rotation! Wow!
Doc Holliday, this solid build, delivers the entry pass! Beautiful feed into the post!
Darth Vader with the perfect cut! Precision of a movie actor with the script binder!
Heading in. James Abram Garfield's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Physio's confession: James Abram Garfield purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Michael Jordan, this beanpole, takes over in transition. A half-court heave! That's elite!
Wild stands, all because of a movie actor named Darth Vader with the film character!
This potential GOAT Michael Jordan claps for the rookie! Encouragement from this potential GOAT!
This is the Darth Vader game! This potential GOAT taking over in the closing moments!
Doc Holliday soaks it in! Soaking up the moment, a doctor savoring glory!
Darth Vader does the floss while Jesus Christ spins like a top. Doc Holliday just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
88-128 (L)
Jesus Christ fades away into position! This living legend not wasting any time!
Doc Holliday gets blocked! Rejected harder than a doctor's worst day on the job!
Stolen from Doc Holliday! A doctor who let it slip through their fingers!
Darth Vader gets posted up and scored on! This guy with rings on every finger overpowered!
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
Back to the locker room. Jesus Christ's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Word is Jesus Christ sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. The players are back. The court had time to dry, at least.
Doc Holliday with the off-balance off-balance shot! This seasoned vet couldn't set the feet!
This well-respected player Doc Holliday calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Shaky emotions under pressure taking its toll!
This established player Doc Holliday dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Doc Holliday slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a doctor hits the workbench!
Jesus Christ explodes past the media. This potential GOAT not in the mood to talk.
Michael Jordan bites his lip, fists clenched. Doc Holliday shakes his head slowly, in disbelief. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
98-110 (L)
Doc Holliday steps back with energy from the opening whistle! This seasoned vet locked in!
Jesus Christ, this household name, fumbles the finish in transition! Back to the drawing board!
Darth Vader loses possession! The film character never leaves a movie actor's hands like that!
James Abram Garfield gets burned on the switch! Hotter than a military personnel's worst day on the job!
Doc Holliday knocks down a bucket off the pick and roll! Ice in the veins!
Intermission. Doc Holliday dumps an entire water bottle over his head. Did you know Doc Holliday entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Break's over, time for basketball. Let's go.
Darth Vader sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a movie actor after a long shift!
Darth Vader fades away the orange into the front rim! That's frustrating for this potential GOAT!
Doc Holliday identifies the soft spot in the zone! This dude putting the league on notice surgical precision!
Darth Vader waves for a timeout! The movie actor needs the film character break!
Jesus Christ shakes hands through the pain! A messiah who respects their bare hands and the game!
Doc Holliday stares at the floor while James Abram Garfield mutters something inaudible under his breath. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
104-115 (L)
Doc Holliday stretches center court! Loosening up, the doctor is getting ready!
James Abram Garfield launches from deep and misses! A military personnel's range doesn't apply here!
Darth Vader throws it away! Tendency to rush under pressure facing the rim!
Michael Jordan gambles for the steal and pays the price! Sometimes predictable game!
Darth Vader nails a bucket from deep! Range like the script binder reaching across the workshop!
Both teams head in. Doc Holliday has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Fun fact: Doc Holliday got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
This global icon Michael Jordan slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
Michael Jordan misfires in the paint! This all-time great searching for answers!
This well-respected player Doc Holliday runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Michael Jordan is gassed! This all-time great bent over at half court! Lack of consistency catching up!
Michael Jordan had the chances but couldn't convert. This basketball god left wanting.
Darth Vader refuses the coach's embrace. Michael Jordan accepts it but his body is stiff. I learned backstage that Michael Jordan also does doctor on weekends. That explains those reflexes. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
My Team ends the season #9 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Michael Jordan.
Season Journal
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby!
Now let's talk about the man who moves jerseys faster than hot dogs at the concession stand. Michael Jordan. Just the name sends chills through the building. Standing at 198 cm, arms that cover half the court, and a basketball IQ so fast that defenders feel like they're playing in slow motion. This man doesn't walk, he glides. He doesn't jump, he launches into orbit. And when he locks eyes with you before a free throw, you feel like YOU'RE the one about to catch the ball in your face.
I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it.
And here it is, ladies and gentlemen, the cherry on top, the plot twist nobody saw coming: the coach recruited Doc Holliday. A doctor. To play professional basketball. I'll repeat for the people in the back: a doctor, with their stethoscope, on an NBA hardwood. The guy showed up at his first practice asking where the locker rooms were... And went the wrong way. Twice. But the coach swears on everything holy that Doc Holliday has "something." We don't know what exactly, but he has "something." In the meantime, the guy runs around like a headless chicken, confuses the hidden ailment with the basketball, and has already racked up three technical fouls for trying to negotiate with the referee.
Mid-pack budget. The team of guys who punch the clock, don't complain, cash a decent paycheck, and go home without making headlines. It's not sexy, but it works. The GM is a damn wizard at finding role players at 3 million who play like they're worth 15, and the coach squeezes every drop out of this roster. The problem? One major injury and the whole house of cards collapses.
My Team ends the season #9 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Michael Jordan.
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