☠️
180
Days survived
451
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
267
🗺️ Km traveled
57
👑 Decisions
57
🩺 Rescues
305
🍳 Meals cooked
39
🪤 Traps built
204
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
51 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Barack Obama, Superman, Mike Tyson, Doctor Strange, Gordon Ramsay, Elon Musk, and Adolf Hitler found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Barack Obama screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Mike Tyson pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Doctor Strange ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Elon Musk cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Superman found the stairs to the roof. Adolf Hitler was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Superman must find an alternative approach.
+5
1
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Day 1: Adolf Hitler tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
1
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Elon Musk uses the skateboard as a cutting board to prepare a sandwich mid-escape.
+2
1
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📍 Coney Island boardwalk. Abandoned rides creak. Mike Tyson: "The Cyclone looks safer now."
0
2
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Adolf Hitler slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
2
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Success - Barack Obama rallies a coalition of survivors with their political charisma
+4
3
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Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+4
3
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Adolf Hitler is 56 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
3
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Barack Obama is 65 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
4
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Adolf Hitler becomes the official dead weight of the survivor group
4
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Adolf Hitler
has died
6
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Failure - Barack Obama botches their campaign speech to zombies who applaud by groaning
+4
10
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Day 10: Elon Musk discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
14
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Mike Tyson throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
28
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Day 28: Gordon Ramsay has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
31
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Doctor Strange discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
35
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Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+4
38
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Doctor Strange punches a zombie with brass knuckles, their arm goes through the rotting zombie and gets stuck inside.
38
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Doctor Strange
has died
42
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Gordon Ramsay opens all the zoo cages with his crowbar. Now there are lions too.
+2
46
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📍 Rockefeller Center. Ice rink filled with bodies. Barack Obama: "Christmas is cancelled."
0
58
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Day 58: Gordon Ramsay discovers the zombie that's been lurking for 3 days fell into a pit. Nature works in mysterious ways.
+4
59
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Superman's koala climbs as a scout in the trees and alerts the group by growling when zombies approach.
+6
63
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
64
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
65
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Day 65: Gordon Ramsay negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
73
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
73
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
77
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Barack Obama can't manage to get on the penny-farthing. That thing is two meters off the ground after all.
-4
83
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Day 83: Mike Tyson steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
86
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Unusual - Barack Obama tries to organize democratic elections in a besieged bunker
+4
90
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Day 90: Barack Obama uses the last disinfectant to clean their hands after eating chips. Priorities.
-4
90
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Mike Tyson sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
91
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Superman catapults rocks at zombies with the trebuchet from a safe distance. Formidable medieval artillery!
+8
91
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📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Superman: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
97
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Superman gets in the trebuchet arm out of curiosity. Someone pulls the lever. 300-meter glide without parachute.
97
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Superman
has died
98
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Day 98: Mike Tyson uncovers a complete survival manual in a bookstore. Ironically, in the humor section.
+5
100
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Barack Obama tries to hit a zombie with their plunger which sticks to their own face.
-3
112
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Day 112: Water supplies are running low. Barack Obama must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
118
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
123
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Elon Musk cuts their hair with scissors in apocalyptic salon mode. New look achieved.
0
124
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Mike Tyson goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
128
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Poetic death - Barack Obama dies while giving one last patriotic speech to zombies
128
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Barack Obama
has died
129
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Elon Musk presses the detonator but the batteries are dead. Nothing explodes.
-5
135
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Mike Tyson crosses a narrow bridge on unicycle where no zombie can pass. Perfect balance!
+7
136
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📍 Flatiron Building. Zombies trapped in the narrow street. Mike Tyson: "Geometry saves lives."
0
137
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Day 137: Mike Tyson finds a stock of medicines in an overturned delivery truck. The rolling pharmacy.
+11
139
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Day 139: Elon Musk tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
144
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Mike Tyson breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
147
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Mike Tyson throws the last shuriken which cuts the rope holding a piano above their head.
147
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Mike Tyson
has died
152
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Day 152: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Elon Musk must improvise a crossing.
+9
158
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Day 158: The camp pharmacy is in disarray. Elon Musk must take inventory before we confuse aspirin with morphine.
-7
169
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Day 169: Elon Musk slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
180
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Elon Musk confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
180
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Elon Musk
has died
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