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Days survived
7
Zombies killed
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Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
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🗺️ Km traveled
1
🍳 Meals cooked
1
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
24 events
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Day 1: Seven strangers. An underground parking lot. Footsteps overhead. Jey Uso spoke first: "We leave together or die alone." CM Punk nodded without a word. Roman Reigns cracked their knuckles. Jimmy Uso opened their first aid kit. A.J. Styles pulled a camping stove from their bag. The Undertaker pointed to an emergency exit on the map. Bronson Rechsteiner looked at the horde outside and smiled: "I have a stupid idea." The apocalypse could begin.
1
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Jour 1 : The Undertaker récupère un drone intact sur un toit. Vue aérienne, avantage stratégique.
+8
1
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Jimmy Uso forgets to close their eyes when throwing the flash grenade and can't see anything for 5 minutes.
-5
1
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The Undertaker grabs a zombie, hoists it up and delivers a bone-crushing body slam that cracks the pavement. The zombie stays down for the three-count. The Undertaker flexes for an audience of zero.
-4
1
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The Undertaker a 61 ans et commence à fatiguer, mais sa sagesse est précieuse.
0
1
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Bronson Rechsteiner se noie dans l'inondation en essayant de sauver les provisions. L'eau montait trop vite. Les boîtes de conserve flottent encore, pas Bronson Rechsteiner.
1
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Bronson Rechsteiner
has died
1
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📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. The Undertaker: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
2
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Jour 2 : Le gel nocturne a rendu les routes impraticables. Un groupe de zombies bloque la seule sortie. CM Punk doit dégager le passage.
+8
2
🎒
Roman Reigns tire des javelots géants avec la baliste et empale une file entière de zombies. Brochette ! Dix d'un coup !
+8
2
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The Undertaker attempts a suplex but the zombie is too rotten. The body splits in half mid-move. The Undertaker holds the torso while the legs keep shuffling away. That's... not how physics works.
-4
2
🎂
Jey Uso (41 ans) prend naturellement un rôle protecteur envers les plus jeunes.
+3
2
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The Undertaker dies in a rooftop showdown. Wrestler and alpha zombie plummet together from the third floor. Hell in a Cell without the cell. Final bell rings.
2
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The Undertaker
has died
3
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Jour 3 : Jey Uso cuisine un ragoût si mauvais que même les zombies changent de direction pour l'éviter.
-5
3
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Jey Uso throws a shuriken that bounces off the wall and returns like a boomerang.
-4
3
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Jimmy Uso enters every fight announcing their stage name with an imaginary mic. 'LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... THE UNDEAD UNDERTAKER!' The zombies don't care. The crickets do.
-4
3
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A.J. Styles confuses the detonator with his calculator and presses it while sitting on the explosives.
3
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A.J. Styles
has died
4
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Jour 4 : Jey Uso récupère un gilet pare-balles sur un zombie policier. Il n'en avait plus besoin, visiblement.
+8
4
🎒
CM Punk tries to cut a zombie with their pizza cutter. Like tickling a wall.
-3
4
⚡
CM Punk sets up a zombie octagon fight night. House rules: 'Tap out or get bit out.'
-1
4
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Jimmy Uso unpins their flash grenade in their pocket. Light streams out through all the holes in their pants.
4
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Jimmy Uso
has died
5
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Jour 5 : Roman Reigns répare une moto cross abandonnée. La mobilité, c'est la survie.
+9
5
⚡
CM Punk attempts a rear-naked choke on a zombie. Plot twist: zombies don't need oxygen. Wrong playbook.
-1
5
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CM Punk dies in the cage, overwhelmed after a heroic twelve-round slugfest against an entire horde.
5
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CM Punk
has died
5
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Jey Uso est emporté(e) par une crue soudaine en traversant un pont. Le courant était plus rapide que les zombies. C'est dire.
5
💀
Jey Uso
has died
5
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Roman Reigns se prend le recul de la baliste en plein thorax. La physique newtonienne ne ment jamais.
5
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Roman Reigns
has died
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