☠️
76
Days survived
124
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
58
🗺️ Km traveled
19
👑 Decisions
23
🩺 Rescues
60
🍳 Meals cooked
12
🪤 Traps built
71
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Jesus Christ was woken by screams. Happy Gilmore by silence, which is worse. Braun Strowman didn't sleep at all. The Doctor was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Alberto was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Joseph Dalton Hooker was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Stephen Hawking heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
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Day 1: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Joseph Dalton Hooker takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
1
🎒
Stephen Hawking uses all 12 functions of their Swiss Army knife to create an ingenious anti-zombie trap.
+5
1
⚡
The Doctor discovers zombies are attracted to formaldehyde smell. The lab becomes a nightclub for the undead.
0
1
🎂
Braun Strowman (43 years old) naturally takes on a protective role towards the younger ones.
+3
1
💀
Happy Gilmore dies on the 18th green, final putt just missing the cup. Par for the corpse.
1
💀
Happy Gilmore
has died
1
📌
📍 Madison Square Garden. Concert posters peel. Stephen Hawking: "Knicks weren't the only ones dying here."
0
2
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Day 2: Jesus Christ mistakes a zombie for a sleeping survivor and offers it coffee. Awkward moment.
-3
3
🎒
Jesus Christ bangs the table with their judge's gavel shouting 'Order!' The zombies don't obey.
-3
3
⚡
The Doctor synthesizes a chemical repellent from lab supplies. Zombies back away — the scientific method works even on the dead.
0
13
🎂
Joseph Dalton Hooker, 94 years old, has survived much worse. But physically, it's very hard.
-8
15
💀
Poetic death - Stephen Hawking dies while writing the last sentence: 'And that's how my story end...'
15
💀
Stephen Hawking
has died
16
🎒
Joseph Dalton Hooker discovers the cart wheel spins in every direction except the right one. Classic.
-3
22
🌍
Day 22: The generator breaks down. Without power, electric fences are decorative. Joseph Dalton Hooker must repair.
+9
24
⚡
The Doctor is so absorbed analyzing a zombie tissue sample that they don't see the horde coming through the lab window.
0
27
💀
Alberto dies of cold in the night. The fire went out, no one took over the watch. Frost doesn't negotiate.
27
💀
Alberto
has died
33
🌍
Day 33: Joseph Dalton Hooker sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
33
🎒
Jesus Christ finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
40
⚡
Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
44
💀
The Doctor injects an experimental serum as a last resort. The notebook entries stop at 'Subject: myself. Result: in progress...'
44
💀
The Doctor
has died
46
🌍
Day 46: Water supplies are running low. Joseph Dalton Hooker must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
-8
46
📌
📍 East Village bar. Jukebox plays. Braun Strowman grabs whiskey. "One for the road."
0
47
🎒
Joseph Dalton Hooker slips on their own banana peel in front of the whole group.
-3
49
⚡
Braun Strowman shoulder-rams through an armored door to evacuate a trapped group. Most useful deadlift of their career, no cap.
+3
50
💀
Joseph Dalton Hooker crashes into a lamppost at full speed in their shopping cart. Airbag not included.
50
💀
Joseph Dalton Hooker
has died
55
🌍
Day 55: Braun Strowman discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
60
⚡
Braun Strowman lifts a zombie overhead and hurls it at the others. Zombie bowling is born. Strike, dude.
+3
63
🎒
Jesus Christ weaves through small streets on the city bike where zombies can't follow. Smart!
+6
66
💀
Braun Strowman dies of exhaustion after fighting a horde for four hours straight. Even Schwarzenegger has limits.
66
💀
Braun Strowman
has died
68
⚡
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
69
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Day 69: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Jesus Christ must guide the group through this pea soup.
-8
71
⚡
Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
74
🌍
Day 74: Jesus Christ tries to domesticate a chained zombie. The zombie is not receptive to gentle methods.
-4
76
💀
Jesus Christ follows the cookie crumb trail left by another survivor. The trail leads straight into a zombie nest.
76
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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