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73
Days survived
124
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
97
🗺️ Km traveled
29
👑 Decisions
11
🩺 Rescues
101
🍳 Meals cooked
8
🪤 Traps built
91
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
32 events
1
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Julius Caesar, Scout, TutanKhamun, John, King of England, Martin Luther King Jr., King Arthur, and Henry VIII of England found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Julius Caesar screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" TutanKhamun pushed a fridge in front of the main door. John, King of England ran to the pharmacy aisle. Martin Luther King Jr. emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. King Arthur cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Scout found the stairs to the roof. Henry VIII of England was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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Day 1: Martin Luther King Jr. steps on a Lego in the middle of the night. The scream attracts three zombies. Playmobil would have been less painful.
-5
1
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📍 Yankee Stadium. Seats filled with the undead. Henry VIII of England: "Still a better crowd than the Mets."
0
2
🎒
Julius Caesar finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
3
King Arthur orders the royal guard to protect the castle (they're all zombified)
-2
4
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John, King of England drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, John, King of England doesn't.
4
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John, King of England
has died
6
Julius Caesar orchestrates camp defense like a Pentagon briefing: flanks secured, reserves positioned, exit strategy locked and loaded. No horde shall pass.
+4
7
🎒
TutanKhamun smashes a zombie with a perfectly aimed wrench blow.
+5
9
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Day 9: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Henry VIII of England watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
11
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Martin Luther King Jr. reaches the end of the rails with the mine cart. The void awaits at the tunnel exit.
11
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Martin Luther King Jr.
has died
16
TutanKhamun improvises a dramatic death scene to distract zombies
-2
17
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Day 17: Armored zombies (yes, in armor) approach. Scout must find their weak point.
-20
27
🎒
Henry VIII of England catapults rocks at zombies with the trebuchet from a safe distance. Formidable medieval artillery!
+8
30
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Henry VIII of England gets in the trebuchet arm out of curiosity. Someone pulls the lever. 300-meter glide without parachute.
30
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Henry VIII of England
has died
31
TutanKhamun uses theater voice to shout orders from 500 meters away
-2
32
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Day 32: A double rainbow appears above a horde of 200 zombies. It's almost poetic. King Arthur takes time to admire it.
+2
42
🎒
King Arthur slips on an oil puddle while on scooter and ends up in a nettle bush.
-4
43
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King Arthur hides in his ivory tower waiting for it to blow over
43
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King Arthur
has died
44
🎒
TutanKhamun sets the marshmallows on fire and burns their fingers in panic.
-3
46
🌍
Day 46: TutanKhamun finds a batch of new batteries. Supreme luxury in apocalypse times.
+6
46
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📍 Laundromat. Machines still running. Julius Caesar: "Clean clothes in the apocalypse. Luxury."
0
47
Scout carves a notch for every zombie killed. The weapon looks like a grocery store barcode.
+3
48
💀
TutanKhamun organizes a performance to boost survivors' morale
48
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TutanKhamun
has died
49
Julius Caesar assigns code names to zombies based on looks: 'Lefty Crawler', 'Barrel Chest', 'Fast-but-Half-Blind'. Briefings turn into comedy hour.
+4
55
🎒
Scout gets stuck in the middle of the cable car. Wind rocks the cabin. Zombies wait below.
-6
58
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Day 58: Scout has a nightmare and fires three shots in their sleep. The camp now sleeps separately.
-10
60
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Scout sees the cable car cable snap strand by strand. The last strand gives way. Free fall.
60
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Scout
has died
64
🌍
Day 64: A violent storm approaches. Julius Caesar must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
65
🎒
Julius Caesar tries to cut a padlock with his crowbar but it's too rusty.
-3
67
Julius Caesar gets cocky during a night raid and spreads troops thinner than gas station coffee. The north breach gets overrun. Strategic fail, heavy casualties.
+4
68
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Julius Caesar drives the bus like a pro and picks up survivors at every stop. Line Z: destination Survival!
+8
71
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Day 71: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Julius Caesar must clear the way.
+8
73
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Julius Caesar leads the final charge to retake a strategic building. Victory achieved, but Julius Caesar falls inside, caught by a lone zombie. Died a hero's death.
73
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Julius Caesar
has died

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