☠️
47
Days survived
70
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
👤
Created by Anonymous
47
🗺️ Km traveled
10
👑 Decisions
4
🩺 Rescues
45
🍳 Meals cooked
7
🪤 Traps built
20
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
33 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Batman and Flash were on the wrong side. Majin Buu spotted them from the roof of a bus. Mewtwo, Sanji, and Albert Einstein were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Jinbe, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🌍
Day 1: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Flash must verify their skills before they kill someone.
-8
1
🎒
Jinbe throws an apple at a zombie and scores a perfect headshot. William Tell would be proud.
+5
1
⚡
Flash reconstructs zombie attack 'crime scene' with figurines. 'Zombie entered here, bit there, exited there.' Post-mortem profiling.
-2
1
🎂
Albert Einstein is 76 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
1
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📍 MetLife Building. Helicopter on the roof. Mewtwo: "Our ticket out. If it has fuel."
0
2
💀
Jinbe tips over the big wheel of the velocipede and falls two meters headfirst.
2
💀
Jinbe
has died
6
⚡
Mewtwo draws a zombie's birth chart. 'Scorpio rising Corpse. Tendency to bite. Avoid Geminis.'
-4
10
🌍
Day 10: Night frost made roads impassable. A group of zombies blocks the only exit. Majin Buu must clear the way.
+8
10
🎒
Batman mounts their broomstick and charges the zombies screaming 'Expelliarmus!'
+3
11
💀
Mewtwo gets in the trebuchet arm out of curiosity. Someone pulls the lever. 300-meter glide without parachute.
11
💀
Mewtwo
has died
12
🌍
Day 12: Sanji discovers the recovered canned goods expired in 2019. Culinary dilemma.
+4
13
🎒
Sanji races down a slope in a supermarket cart at full speed and loses the zombies!
+5
13
⚡
Majin Buu attempts a rear-naked choke on a zombie. Plot twist: zombies don't need oxygen. Wrong playbook.
+3
16
💀
Flash dies from infection contracted during autopsy. The scalpel slipped. The virus did the rest. The examiner joins the autopsy table. On the other side.
16
💀
Flash
has died
22
🎒
Albert Einstein tries to hit a zombie with their plunger which sticks to their own face.
-3
24
⚡
Sanji transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
25
🌍
Day 25: Batman snores so loudly that zombies think an engine is running. Involuntary reconnaissance.
-3
26
💀
Batman puts their broom on the ground, steps on it and takes the handle straight to the face. KO.
26
💀
Batman
has died
28
🌍
Day 28: Suspicious noises are coming from the basement. Majin Buu is sent to check. Obviously.
+3
28
🎒
Albert Einstein finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
29
⚡
Majin Buu sets up a zombie octagon fight night. House rules: 'Tap out or get bit out.'
+3
30
💀
Albert Einstein dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
30
💀
Albert Einstein
has died
34
🌍
Day 34: Clear skies after weeks of gloom. Morale rises. Majin Buu organizes an outing to enjoy the sun and explore the surroundings.
+3
35
🎒
Majin Buu paddles in circles with the canoe for 20 minutes before realizing they're going in circles.
-3
35
⚡
Sanji seasons a rat stew so masterfully that everyone asks for seconds. Nobody asks what's in it.
+5
41
💀
Sanji slips on a banana peel at the edge of a cliff. So cliché.
41
💀
Sanji
has died
43
🌍
Day 43: Majin Buu recovers an intact drone from a rooftop. Aerial view, strategic advantage.
+8
44
⚡
Majin Buu demolishes zombies in hand-to-hand combat with devastating mixed martial arts: submissions and strikes.
+3
45
🌍
Day 45: Thick fog blankets the area. Visibility: zero. Majin Buu must guide the group through this pea soup.
+4
46
🎒
Majin Buu slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
46
🎒
Majin Buu opens the chip bag and the crunching noise alerts all zombies within 200 meters.
-5
46
📌
📍 Penn Station. Train stuck at platform. Majin Buu: "Amtrak delays are eternal."
0
47
💀
Majin Buu dies in the cage, overwhelmed after a heroic twelve-round slugfest against an entire horde.
47
💀
Majin Buu
has died
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