☠️
105
Days survived
216
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
151
🗺️ Km traveled
32
👑 Decisions
16
🩺 Rescues
138
🍳 Meals cooked
14
🪤 Traps built
100
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
39 events
1
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Jesus Christ and Usain Bolt were on the wrong side. Mike Tyson spotted them from the roof of a bus. Donald Trump, Gordon Ramsay, and Elon Musk were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Osama bin Laden, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
📌
📍 Statue of Liberty in the distance. Jesus Christ: "Give me your tired, your poor, your undead masses..."
0
3
🌍
Day 3: Osama bin Laden crafts artisanal soap. Hygiene returns, infections retreat. Revolutionary.
+5
3
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Donald Trump miraculously finds resources in the survival budget
-3
4
🌍
Day 4: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Usain Bolt must save what can be saved.
+13
4
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🎒
Jesus Christ pulls out the corkscrew instead of the blade from their Swiss Army knife when facing a zombie.
-4
8
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Jesus Christ multiplies the loaves... but zombies prefer fresh flesh
+5
9
💀
Donald Trump recruits talented survivors for their next post-apocalyptic film
9
💀
Donald Trump
has died
10
🎂
Gordon Ramsay is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
12
🌍
Day 12: An injured survivor develops a severe infection. Jesus Christ is the last medical hope.
+5
14
🌍
Day 14: An infected survivor hides their bite. Jesus Christ is the only one capable of diagnosing.
+10
14
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
17
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Osama bin Laden runs around screaming in all directions
+4
27
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Osama bin Laden makes noise to attract ALL the zombies
27
💀
Osama bin Laden
has died
28
🎂
Mike Tyson is 60 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
29
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Mike Tyson goes full Rocky on the undead, dropping zombies with haymakers and keeping the group safe in close quarters.
+2
31
🌍
Day 31: Snow in the middle of summer. The zombies watch the flakes fall, fascinated. Usain Bolt takes advantage of this unexpected distraction.
+3
33
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Jesus Christ preaches love thy neighbor. Zombies understand 'eat thy neighbor'
+5
35
🌍
Day 35: Total solar eclipse. The zombies lift their heads to the sky like morbid sunflowers. Jesus Christ finds it both magnificent and terrifying.
+4
39
💀
Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
39
💀
Gordon Ramsay
has died
40
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
42
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
44
🌍
Day 44: Jesus Christ eats a suspicious mushroom and spends 24h in the bathroom. Zombies don't have this kind of problem.
-5
46
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📍 Grocery store. Bagels untouched. Elon Musk: "Even zombies know you don't mess with New York bagels."
0
48
🌍
Day 48: An earthquake cracks the camp walls. Usain Bolt must coordinate repairs under constant threat.
+11
53
💀
Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
53
💀
Elon Musk
has died
54
🌍
Day 54: A zombie wears a bulletproof vest. Usain Bolt must find an alternative approach.
+5
56
⚡
Jesus Christ lays hands on a zombie. Spoiler: it doesn't work
+5
67
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Unusual - Usain Bolt organizes a 100m hurdles using zombies as obstacles, sets a new post-apocalyptic world record
+5
71
🌍
Day 71: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Jesus Christ must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
74
💀
Usain Bolt drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Usain Bolt doesn't.
74
💀
Usain Bolt
has died
81
⚡
Mike Tyson breaks their knuckles on one particularly thick-skulled zombie. No gloves, no glory, no more fighting.
+2
82
⚡
Mike Tyson sets up a zombie vs survivor boxing match. Round 1: the zombie doesn't wait for the bell and fights dirty.
+2
83
🌍
Day 83: Jesus Christ spots an abandoned but still productive vegetable garden. Tomatoes! Real tomatoes!
+9
88
🌍
Day 88: Mike Tyson discovers an intact wine cellar in an abandoned house. Camp morale skyrockets.
+8
91
📌
📍 The group reaches Times Square. The screens still flash ads. Jesus Christ: "Even during the apocalypse, someone's selling insurance."
0
92
💀
Mike Tyson dies on their feet, fists raised, refusing to go down even when overwhelmed by the horde - a true champion's exit.
92
💀
Mike Tyson
has died
96
🌍
Day 96: Zombies are digging a tunnel under the camp. Jesus Christ must organize the underground counter-offensive.
+9
99
🌍
Day 99: A zombie mutation creates sprinters. Jesus Christ must adapt the defensive strategy. Fast.
-22
105
💀
Jesus Christ waits 3 days to resurrect. Zombies don't have that patience
105
💀
Jesus Christ
has died
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