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34
Days survived
43
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
29
🗺️ Km traveled
6
👑 Decisions
2
🩺 Rescues
28
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
20
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
26 events
1
📖
Day 1: Nobody knows exactly when it started. Cristiano Ronaldo was woken by screams. MrBeast by silence, which is worse. John Cena didn't sleep at all. Galadriel was stitching a wound when the first window shattered. Nick DiGiovanni was cooking pasta when the neighbor tried to eat them. Mark Rober was dismantling a radio when the antenna picked up the last official message: "Stay home." Ralph Wiggum heard nothing, they were already running. They found each other at the main street intersection. Since then, they haven't left each other's side.
1
John Cena attempts a suplex but the zombie is too rotten. The body splits in half mid-move. John Cena holds the torso while the legs keep shuffling away. That's... not how physics works.
+2
1
🎂
Nick DiGiovanni is 30 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
1
📌
📍 Rockefeller Center. Ice rink filled with bodies. Cristiano Ronaldo: "Christmas is cancelled."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: MrBeast tries to make a campfire and sets their own tent on fire. Technique needs work.
-7
2
🎂
John Cena (49 years old) brings maturity and composure in critical moments.
+4
3
💀
Galadriel dies in no man's land between warring factions, white flag still clutched in hand.
3
💀
Galadriel
has died
6
🌍
Day 6: Mark Rober confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
7
Quirky: Cristiano Ronaldo organizes a soccer match with survivors using a zombie head as the ball. Red card for everyone.
-1
8
💀
Ralph Wiggum dies trying to recreate yesterday's lesson. The learning stops. The lesson doesn't.
8
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Ralph Wiggum
has died
10
🌍
Day 10: Nick DiGiovanni uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
12
Mark Rober tests a 'revolutionary zombie trap' that snaps shut... on their own foot. Back to the drawing board.
+5
13
💀
MrBeast dies mid-negotiation, contract unsigned. The deal of a lifetime — literally.
13
💀
MrBeast
has died
14
🌍
Day 14: Water supplies are running low. Nick DiGiovanni must organize an expedition to the nearest supermarket.
+4
15
Failure: Cristiano Ronaldo attempts a bicycle kick on a zombie. The form is magnificent. The zombie hasn't moved.
-1
19
💀
Poetic Death: Cristiano Ronaldo runs faster than everyone else. Except this time, because they went back for the one who fell.
19
💀
Cristiano Ronaldo
has died
20
🌍
Day 20: Nick DiGiovanni is on night watch and spots suspicious movement. Zombie or survivor?
-9
21
John Cena grabs a zombie, hoists it up and delivers a bone-crushing body slam that cracks the pavement. The zombie stays down for the three-count. John Cena flexes for an audience of zero.
+2
22
💀
John Cena dies in a rooftop showdown. Wrestler and alpha zombie plummet together from the third floor. Hell in a Cell without the cell. Final bell rings.
22
💀
John Cena
has died
25
🌍
Day 25: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Nick DiGiovanni finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
-20
26
Nick DiGiovanni transforms mystery meat rations into actual comfort food. The group eats hot meals and remembers what being human feels like.
+5
28
💀
Nick DiGiovanni dies in their makeshift kitchen, apron tied, one last pot simmering. Dinner is served. The chef is not.
28
💀
Nick DiGiovanni
has died
29
🌍
Day 29: An abandoned military convoy is spotted. Mark Rober must secure it before the other survivors.
-15
30
Mark Rober mentally patents every invention: 'Patent #47: Soup Can Catapult. Awaiting functional patent office.'
+5
31
🌍
Day 31: Mark Rober falls asleep during their watch shift. Fortunately, the zombies are apparently napping too.
-7
33
Mark Rober cobbles together an auto-slingshot from windshield wipers and forks. It works. Nobody knows how.
+5
34
💀
Mark Rober dies buried under a pile of prototypes. The workshop becomes a graveyard of brilliant yet wonky ideas.
34
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Mark Rober
has died

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