☠️
112
Days survived
197
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
85
🗺️ Km traveled
28
👑 Decisions
23
🩺 Rescues
153
🍳 Meals cooked
18
🪤 Traps built
117
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
38 events
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Day 1: When the horde swept in, Donald Trump, Socrates, Chris Bumstead, Doctor Mike, Gordon Ramsay, Elon Musk, and Saint Peter found themselves trapped in a supermarket. Donald Trump screamed "SHUT THE SHUTTERS!" Chris Bumstead pushed a fridge in front of the main door. Doctor Mike ran to the pharmacy aisle. Gordon Ramsay emptied the canned goods into a shopping cart. Elon Musk cut the power to avoid attracting zombies. Socrates found the stairs to the roof. Saint Peter was eating a sandwich. The group was born.
1
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📍 Williamsburg. Hipster zombies in flannel. Gordon Ramsay: "They were dead inside before this."
0
2
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Chris Bumstead is 31 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
3
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Day 3: The heat is so intense that asphalt melts. A zombie is stuck in the street, arms outstretched, like a fly on flypaper. Saint Peter watches the scene, puzzled.
+3
3
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Quirky: Doctor Mike keeps a health record for every camp inhabitant, including the cat. The cat has better medical follow-up than most survivors.
+3
4
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Day 4: Hail falls like golf balls. The camp roof won't hold much longer. Elon Musk must find a solution, fast.
+8
4
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Gordon Ramsay screams in the kitchen: 'WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE?!' In the apocalypse, lamb sauce has been extinct for 2 years.
+5
5
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Socrates dies protecting the camp children. The blackboard still hangs: 'Lesson 12: Never give up.'
5
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Socrates
has died
6
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
8
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Day 8: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Elon Musk must save what can be saved.
-25
8
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Chris Bumstead trains every morning using cinder blocks as dumbbells. Zombies watch him do curls. Mutual respect between physical specimens.
+3
8
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Donald Trump is 80 years old and struggles to keep up with the group during chases.
-5
12
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Day 12: Donald Trump sets up a trap that triggers on an ally. Friendship severely tested.
-6
20
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Poetic Death: Doctor Mike dies of exhaustion after 72 hours of continuous care during a camp epidemic. His stethoscope hangs in the infirmary as a symbol.
20
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Doctor Mike
has died
23
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Day 23: Elon Musk intercepts a radio signal announcing a safe zone 50 km away. Hope reborn, suspicion too.
+12
27
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Saint Peter improvises with whatever they find, without really knowing why
+4
29
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Day 29: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Elon Musk must improvise a crossing.
+9
37
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Chris Bumstead pulls on a stuck door and rips out the entire frame. The door, the wall, and half the partition. Too much strength, not enough finesse.
+3
42
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Saint Peter runs in all directions screaming 'I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!'
42
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Saint Peter
has died
43
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Day 43: A stray dog follows Donald Trump to camp. Keep it or not? It's a morale booster, but it barks.
+5
46
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📍 Wall Street is abandoned. Zombies shuffle past the bull statue. Gordon Ramsay: "Finally, a bear market."
0
48
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Gordon Ramsay turned MREs into Michelin-worthy meals that made everyone forget the world ended — the camp's eating like it's pre-zombie times.
+5
53
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Day 53: Chris Bumstead slips on a blood puddle and lands on the camp's only decorative cactus.
-3
53
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Donald Trump negotiates an exclusive contract with zombies to monopolize the brain market
+3
54
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Donald Trump calculates the ROI of their survival and decides dying costs less than living
54
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Donald Trump
has died
56
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Day 56: Rain has been falling non-stop for three days. The camp is a swamp. Elon Musk must find shelter on higher ground.
-10
60
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
66
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Day 66: Gordon Ramsay must cook for 40 people with rice and sardines. Again.
+3
78
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Gordon Ramsay refused to serve a dish that wasn't 'up to standard.' The camp went hungry that night. Pride goeth before the fall... and dinner.
+5
79
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Gordon Ramsay was flambéing dessert when the flames attracted the horde. Final service, kitchen's closed permanently.
79
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Gordon Ramsay
has died
88
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Day 88: A violent storm approaches. Elon Musk must secure the camp before the tempest.
+5
89
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
90
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Chris Bumstead lifts a zombie and hurls it over the perimeter wall. 15-foot distance. The camp applauds. The bodybuilder poses. Biceps gleaming.
+3
91
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📍 New York Public Library. Books everywhere. Elon Musk: "Knowledge is power. And kindling."
0
92
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Day 92: A military drone flies over the camp. Elon Musk must hack it to obtain intelligence.
+8
93
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Chris Bumstead drowns in the flood trying to save supplies. The water rose too fast. The canned goods still float, Chris Bumstead doesn't.
93
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Chris Bumstead
has died
104
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Day 104: A survivor is having a panic attack and wants to leave the camp. Elon Musk must reason with them.
+4
107
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Day 107: A survivor claims to be a doctor. Elon Musk must verify their skills before they kill someone.
-8
112
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
112
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Elon Musk
has died
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