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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 5 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | New York Over-Timers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | My Team | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Let's not beat around the bush: tonight is going to be one hell of a show. The arena is packed, the air is unbreathable with tension, and the lights just went out for the pregame laser show. We're talking about a franchise that has weathered every storm: lockouts, star injuries, catastrophic trades, rebuilds that never seemed to end. And they're still here, standing tall, with the same fire in their belly. This club is a survivor. And when survivors bite, they don't let go. The team with no name, baby! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but LeBron James is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 206 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's Harry Potter. A juggler in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles bare hands better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. Harry Potter has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat the game and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning. Budget-wise, we're playing in "almost elite" territory. The owner reaches into his pockets without flinching, the GM has room to make moves, and the roster oozes competence. This is the team that can beat anyone in a seven-game series and scares the top seeds. The only problem? When you're chasing a title, "almost" is a damn dirty word. But tonight, we'll see if they can go from "almost" to "finally."
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
89-122 (L)
Tip-off! Michael Jordan gets us started! Let's go!
Harry Potter bricks another one! Building something awful with their bare hands tonight!
Harry Potter gets the ball stripped! The game would have stayed in a juggler's grip!
Harry Potter can't stay in front! Competing the game doesn't build lateral quickness!
Donald Trump pounds the scorer's table! Frustrated! The film producer in them is showing!
Heading in. Harry Potter's eyes are bloodshot from sheer effort. Rumor has it Harry Potter tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Back on the floor, faces full of determination.
Whis fires a pull-up jumper along the baseline but can't connect! Shaky emotions under pressure showing!
Harry Potter asks for the ball to slow the pace! This potential GOAT needs air!
This undisputed superstar Donald Trump gets pickpocketed from mid-range! Sloppy handling!
Harry Potter looks to the heavens! A juggler praying for their bare hands to work!
Michael Jordan reflects on what could have been. Occasional mental lapses the difference tonight.
Michael Jordan stands alone at center court as the lights go dim. Harry Potter comes back to get him. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good night! And now, 'The Bachelor: Stray Cat Edition.' Who will find love in this dumpster?
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
107-113 (L)
Michael Jordan takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
LeBron James takes off but it's well off! Occasional mental lapses under fatigue!
Donald Trump turns it over at late in the quarter! A film producer dropping their loaded checkbook at the worst time!
LeBron James, this long boy, can't keep up with the speed! Ego the size of Texas exposed!
This once-in-a-lifetime player Harry Potter with a beautiful reverse layup from the left corner! Poetry in motion!
Break! LeBron James takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Bus driver's confession: LeBron James raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Michael Jordan slams the Spalding in frustration! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
Donald Trump gets the friendly rim but no luck! Even the film producer touch can't save that one!
This player nobody saw coming Whis calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
This first-ballot legend Donald Trump can't close out! The legs are shot off the pick and roll!
Donald Trump fades away past the media. This absolute legend not in the mood to talk.
Michael Jordan's eyes are red, jaw tight. Whis apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
108-87 (W)
And we're underway! LeBron James touches the Spalding first! This basketball god looks eager!
LeBron James, this all-time great, sinks a devastating dunk with surgical precision at the buzzer!
Donald Trump gets a hand on it! The hand that wields their loaded checkbook strikes again!
This basketball god Donald Trump creates for others! Unselfish play with silky smooth technique!
Michael Jordan pushes the pace in transition! An unmatched feel for the game showing in every play!
Break. Harry Potter's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Little secret: Harry Potter has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Whis, this surprise package, knifes through for a tear drop from mid-range! Wow!
Vendors sell Harry Potter-themed merch! Merchandise gold for this juggler!
Michael Jordan, this tree of a man, anchors the second unit! This undisputed superstar versatile contributor!
Donald Trump's arc from the risky picture to a sky hook is the stuff of movies!
Michael Jordan, this mountain of a man, takes the final bow! A salute to the fans! Dominant display!
Whis and Michael Jordan pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Michael Jordan. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-95 (W)
Harry Potter steps onto the floor! From competing the game to this, game time!
The crowd erupts as Harry Potter nails a deep three! A juggler on fire at the gym!
Whis picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
This surprise package Whis with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Donald Trump finds the angle! The angle film producer uses for the risky picture!
The locker room fills up. Harry Potter has already eaten three oranges. Rumor has it Harry Potter tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Both teams emerge from the tunnel. The second half can begin.
Donald Trump goes to work through traffic and scores! Incredible finish!
Deafening noise! Donald Trump drives and the building shakes!
Harry Potter fights through the screen for the team! That juggler toughness right there!
LeBron James rises up through pain, through doubt! This living legend transcending!
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Harry Potter takes a bow for the crowd. LeBron James bows to Harry Potter. The nobility of basketball. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Harry Potter's name. Forgive me. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
109-103 (W)
Michael Jordan looks dialed in from the start! Nerves of steel preparation showing!
Harry Potter goes coast to coast for a devastating dunk! This all-time great is relentless!
Whis forces the shot-clock violation! Ridiculous creativity on full display!
This who-is-this-guy player Whis with assist number buckets! A killer instinct on display!
Harry Potter changes the defensive scheme! Strategic mind of a juggler!
Break! LeBron James rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Confession: LeBron James believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Harry Potter scores the go-ahead! A juggler who always finishes the job on time!
This dude out of nowhere Whis gets the crowd into it! An incredible energy at fever pitch!
This dude out of nowhere Whis celebrates the teammate's score! It's about the team!
Harry Potter, this smooth operator, makes a statement! This household name is here to stay!
Harry Potter posts career numbers! Numbers bigger than the game inventory!
Whis jumps into Donald Trump's arms without warning. They both go down. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
97-102 (L)
Donald Trump, this combo guard, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Michael Jordan, this big fella, gets the separation but can't finish! Limited stamina!
Harry Potter gets picked! A juggler getting the game stolen in broad daylight!
LeBron James reacts too late to rotate! Lack of consistency on the help side!
Donald Trump scores in transition! Fast as a film producer grabbing their loaded checkbook!
The players leave the court. LeBron James clings to the tunnel railing. Little secret: LeBron James listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Harry Potter slaps the floor in frustration! Slapping harder than a juggler hits the workbench!
This certified GOAT candidate LeBron James shanks a deep three from downtown! That's uncharacteristic!
Donald Trump posts up into the right spacing! A gym-rat work ethic and elite court awareness!
LeBron James, this absolute legend, is dragging! The this ball game minutes taking their toll!
Donald Trump, this combo guard, trudges off the venue. Lessons to take from this one.
Harry Potter stares at his hands like he doesn't recognize them. LeBron James exhales. Again. And again. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
97-98 (L)
Michael Jordan, this towering presence, is introduced and the arena explodes! This hall-of-fame lock is in the building!
Michael Jordan scores with an off-the-charts basketball IQ. A pull-up jumper at half court! Too smooth!
LeBron James gets crossed over! This global icon left frozen from the right corner!
LeBron James, this oversized freak, can't finish from the left corner! That one stings!
LeBron James, this once-in-a-lifetime player, makes the huge stop! Defense fueling the comeback!
Break. LeBron James collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Did you know LeBron James once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Whis can't convert in the second quarter! This who-is-this-guy player shrinks in the moment!
Whis, this swiss-army-knife type, throws the hands up! Exasperated facing the rim!
Harry Potter plays for every juggler who ever picked up the pill after the game!
Donald Trump called for the travel at the buzzer! Walking away from the risky picture shame!
Harry Potter dunks to the tunnel in disappointment. This all-time great will learn from this.
LeBron James takes off his shoes and carries them like a ghost. Donald Trump follows the same path. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
108-84 (W)
Donald Trump bounces the orange pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
This absolute legend Michael Jordan with a picture-perfect tear drop! The crowd goes wild!
Whis with the huge sky-high block from way beyond the arc! This surprise package says no!
Harry Potter dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this juggler!
Donald Trump shifts the defense! Moving pieces like a film producer at work!
The locker room fills up. Harry Potter has already eaten three oranges. Fun fact: Harry Potter got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Michael Jordan spins and it's an and-one! This basketball god proving the doubters wrong!
The crowd is on its feet! An electric crowd as Whis takes the court!
LeBron James, this big fella, sets the perfect screen! Eyes in the back of the head for the team!
Harry Potter is the people's champion! A juggler for the people, the game for all!
Final buzzer! LeBron James is the hero! This certified GOAT candidate with a game for the ages!
Harry Potter and Michael Jordan cradle the game ball like a baby. LeBron James takes a photo. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. Good night! Up next: 'America's Got Talent: Mouth Noises Edition.' The judges are baffled.
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
87-110 (L)
Donald Trump checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Donald Trump can't finish! The film producer who finishes the risky picture can't finish the play!
LeBron James explodes into a dead end off the pick and roll! Turnover! Occasional mental lapses!
This guy with rings on every finger Harry Potter gives up the offensive rebound! Lack of consistency when boxing out!
Donald Trump rises and fires! Greenlighting the risky picture never felt this athletic!
Break! Donald Trump grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Anecdote: Donald Trump threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
This newcomer Whis hangs the head after the miss! Deflated at the top of the key!
Donald Trump, this do-it-all player, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Limited stamina!
Whis fades away to the weak side! This newcomer exploiting the rotation!
Donald Trump asks for ice! Cooling down, even a film producer's engine needs a rest!
LeBron James walks off in silence. This global icon gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Donald Trump mutters 'damn' under his breath. Whis says 'yeah' in the same tone. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
94-110 (L)
The game begins and Donald Trump is ready! You can see pure God-given talent written all over his face!
Harry Potter drives the ball right into the defender's hands! Tendency to rush!
This hidden prospect Whis commits the 5-second violation! Clock management lack of consistency!
Donald Trump gets posted up and scored on! This certified GOAT candidate overpowered!
The technical flair of Harry Potter recalls their juggler days. A buzzer-beater! Sublime!
Finally a breather. Harry Potter has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Intel: Harry Potter asked Denver Horse-Track for their energy drink recipe. They refused. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Michael Jordan storms to the bench! This guy with rings on every finger is visibly upset!
LeBron James misfires from the right corner! This first-ballot legend searching for answers!
Whis uses the hesitation dribble! That dawg mentality creating separation!
This absolute legend Michael Jordan has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This all-time great LeBron James tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Harry Potter is the last one off the court, shoulders hunched. Donald Trump waits at the tunnel entrance. Tonight I nearly had a heart attack at least four times. And I'm just the commentator. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
90-127 (L)
This guy nobody was talking about Whis gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
Whis, this tweener, bobbles the Spalding and the chance evaporates on the low block!
Michael Jordan drives into a trap! Occasional mental lapses when reading the defense!
Whis gambles for the steal and pays the price! Defense that's basically a suggestion!
This generational talent Donald Trump fouls hard out of frustration! Sometimes predictable game showing!
That's a wrap for now. Whis dives into the tunnel. Little secret: Whis listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
A layup from Whis catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Donald Trump gulps water! As thirsty as a film producer reaching for the risky picture!
Intercepted! Harry Potter's pass snatched right out of the air! A juggler would never be that careless!
Whis glares at the scoreboard! This player nobody saw coming not happy with the situation!
This newcomer Whis congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this newcomer.
Donald Trump's eyes are glassy. Whis mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
110-109 (W)
Harry Potter stretches center court! Loosening up, the juggler is getting ready!
LeBron James, this tower, erases the shot at the rim! Rim protector!
Whis misfires off the pick and roll! Even this potential breakout star has off nights!
Michael Jordan pulls up and drills a two-handed slam! Can't teach that!
Donald Trump schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true film producer!
The players leave the court. Donald Trump clings to the tunnel railing. Did you know Donald Trump knits to unwind? Made a scarf in Cleveland Twin-Towers's colors. By accident, obviously. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Donald Trump with the big-time rebound! Got those film producer hands!
Michael Jordan, this tower, covers ground to get the surgical steal! Wow!
Whis, this solid build, gets the standing ovation! Wild stands!
This living legend Michael Jordan converts the free throws under pressure! An off-the-charts basketball IQ under pressure!
LeBron James can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Donald Trump grabs the PA announcer's mic and shouts Whis's name. The announcer chases him. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
86-110 (L)
This guy with rings on every finger Michael Jordan catches the pill early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
A reverse layup from LeBron James hits the iron! Lack of consistency under the spotlight!
Michael Jordan, this beanpole, commits the travel! Defense that's basically a suggestion in the footwork!
Whis gives up the back door! Defense that's basically a suggestion when overplaying!
Harry Potter knocks it down! Solid as a juggler with their bare hands in hand!
Well-deserved break. Donald Trump looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Little scoop: Donald Trump tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
This basketball god Harry Potter shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
Whis launches but overcooks it! Sometimes predictable game showing up again!
Harry Potter, this combo guard, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Donald Trump grabs the jersey for air! Needs more air than their loaded checkbook in the workshop!
LeBron James, this certified GOAT candidate, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Harry Potter's eyes are glassy. LeBron James mumbles 'we'll get them next time' without believing it. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
84-114 (L)
Michael Jordan opens with a devastating dunk! This absolute legend making an early statement!
Whis lets fly and fires but misses everything! Defense that's basically a suggestion tonight!
Harry Potter, this solid build, fumbles the entry pass back to the basket!
Donald Trump beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the risky picture slipping from a film producer!
Harry Potter gets a technical for complaining! Heavy feet on full display!
The locker room. LeBron James sprawls out full-length on the bench. Locker room intel: LeBron James has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
This certified GOAT candidate Donald Trump puts up a tear drop but it won't fall! Off night!
Michael Jordan bends over during the dead ball! This basketball god gathering what's left!
Whis with the lazy pass! Lack of consistency leading to easy points!
This global icon Donald Trump can't believe the call! Arguing with the ref!
This all-time great LeBron James leaves the gym with head held high. Fought to the end.
Harry Potter refuses to watch the replay on the jumbotron. LeBron James watches it and immediately regrets it. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
86-130 (L)
Harry Potter sets the tone early! The juggler came to play tonight!
This potential GOAT Michael Jordan misses the mark! A bank shot goes begging facing the rim!
Donald Trump, this versatile guy, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted on the low block!
This household name LeBron James bites on the fake! Beaten at the buzzer!
This certified GOAT candidate Michael Jordan stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Back to the locker room. LeBron James's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Little secret: LeBron James watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
Harry Potter denied by the basket! Even a juggler can't pry it open!
This living legend LeBron James can barely jump! The springs are gone from way beyond the arc!
Michael Jordan coughs up the pill! Limited stamina strikes again facing the rim!
Whis, this rising star, with the frustrated foul! Lack of consistency in tough moments!
This hall-of-fame lock Michael Jordan shakes hands and moves on. In the end, injury-prone body proved costly.
Harry Potter walks head down toward the tunnel. LeBron James drags his feet behind, shoulders slumped. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
My Team finishes #12 (5W-10L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
Season Journal
Let's not beat around the bush: tonight is going to be one hell of a show. The arena is packed, the air is unbreathable with tension, and the lights just went out for the pregame laser show. We're talking about a franchise that has weathered every storm: lockouts, star injuries, catastrophic trades, rebuilds that never seemed to end. And they're still here, standing tall, with the same fire in their belly. This club is a survivor. And when survivors bite, they don't let go. The team with no name, baby!
Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but LeBron James is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 206 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery.
The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around.
Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's Harry Potter. A juggler in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles bare hands better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. Harry Potter has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat the game and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning.
Budget-wise, we're playing in "almost elite" territory. The owner reaches into his pockets without flinching, the GM has room to make moves, and the roster oozes competence. This is the team that can beat anyone in a seven-game series and scares the top seeds. The only problem? When you're chasing a title, "almost" is a damn dirty word. But tonight, we'll see if they can go from "almost" to "finally."
My Team finishes #12 (5W-10L). Better luck next season! MVP: LeBron James.
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