TeamBranch Logo
TeamBranch

Womenzombie_survival 🇺🇸

7 members · by Gunnar Carr · TeamBranch

☠️
37
Days survived
52
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
47
🗺️ Km traveled
8
👑 Decisions
9
🩺 Rescues
26
🍳 Meals cooked
4
🪤 Traps built
22
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
31 events
1
📖
Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Simone Biles and Niki were on the wrong side. Cardi B spotted them from the roof of a bus. Florence Nightingale, Sabrina Carpenter, and Dolly Parton were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Bubbles, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
1
🎒
Florence Nightingale catapults rocks at zombies with the trebuchet from a safe distance. Formidable medieval artillery!
+8
1
📌
📍 Battery Park. Ferry terminal abandoned. Florence Nightingale: "Staten Island never looked so good."
0
2
🌍
Day 2: Bubbles recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
2
Cardi B uses their microphone as a stylish blunt weapon
0
2
🎂
Sabrina Carpenter is 27 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
3
💀
Bubbles wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
3
💀
Bubbles
has died
4
🌍
Day 4: Simone Biles finds a military walkie-talkie still functional. Communication changes everything.
+7
4
Dolly Parton uses a metronome to synchronize the group's escape steps
+2
5
🎒
Niki attempts a jump over a ravine but the mountain bike lands in mud on the other side and gets stuck.
-5
5
🎂
Simone Biles is 29 years old, a good balance between experience and physical fitness.
+6
6
💀
Sabrina Carpenter slips on the icy roof during night watch. The fall is silent. The impact, much less so.
6
💀
Sabrina Carpenter
has died
7
🎒
Simone Biles sets up a hammock between the open doors of the surfer van. Post-apocalyptic nap successful.
+3
10
Niki uses natural charisma to rally desperate survivors
-1
12
🌍
Day 12: Simone Biles tests a homemade catapult that launches the projectile onto our own roof. Questionable ballistics.
-5
13
💀
Niki crashes into a tree during a mountain bike descent. The tree doesn't budge.
13
💀
Niki
has died
14
Florence Nightingale organizes Battle Royale-style triage: bitten on the left, survivors on the right, undecided in the middle
+3
15
🌍
Day 15: Simone Biles captures a zombie to study it. First step toward a potential antidote. Or toward disaster.
+7
15
🎒
Florence Nightingale forgets where he put his caltrops and steps on them barefoot.
-5
19
💀
Dolly Parton tips over the big wheel of the velocipede and falls two meters headfirst.
19
💀
Dolly Parton
has died
20
🎒
Cardi B discovers they can moonwalk faster than normal sprinting. Michael Jackson would be proud.
+3
24
Simone Biles sets up gymnastic rings between two trees and trains every morning. Zombies watch, mesmerized. Best captive audience since the Olympics.
-3
27
🌍
Day 27: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Cardi B must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
28
💀
Simone Biles dies falling from a roof during an escape routine. Body does one final half-turn mid-air. Perfect rotation. Fatal dismount.
28
💀
Simone Biles
has died
29
🌍
Day 29: A flu epidemic hits the camp. Florence Nightingale must treat everyone with limited resources.
+8
29
🎒
Florence Nightingale shares some beers with the group at sunset. Moment of brotherhood in chaos.
+4
29
Florence Nightingale improvises a blood transfusion while checking THREE TIMES that the donor doesn't have glassy eyes
+3
30
💀
Cardi B throws his fire extinguisher at a zombie, misses, the extinguisher explodes and Cardi B takes off like a rocket.
30
💀
Cardi B
has died
32
Florence Nightingale transforms bandages into multi-use survival kits (tourniquets AND muzzles for biters)
+3
36
🌍
Day 36: Florence Nightingale recovers a bulletproof vest from a zombie cop. He didn't need it anymore, obviously.
+8
36
🌍
Day 36: The camp's water is contaminated. Florence Nightingale must find an alternative source before general dehydration.
+9
37
💀
Florence Nightingale vaccinates survivors against tetanus (zombie vaccine isn't ready yet, but rusty nails are everywhere)
37
💀
Florence Nightingale
has died

💬 💬 Comments & Suggestions (0)

💭

No comments yet. Be the first to share your opinion!

Do you like this creation?

Share it with your friends!