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107
Days survived
232
Zombies killed
0/7
Survivors
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Created by Anonymous
151
🗺️ Km traveled
44
👑 Decisions
37
🩺 Rescues
179
🍳 Meals cooked
18
🪤 Traps built
137
🎯 Zombies lured
Survival Journal
48 events
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Day 1: The army had blown the bridge at 5 AM. Bad timing. Jeffrey Epstein and Kevin Hart were on the wrong side. Superman spotted them from the roof of a bus. Jesus Christ, Jack Black, and Elon Musk were fleeing the station overrun by the infected. Barack Obama, meanwhile, had already been there since dawn, sitting on a barrier, as if waiting for exactly this moment. Seven survivors, zero plan, an entire city to cross. Welcome to the apocalypse.
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Failure - Kevin Hart flubs their final line and shouts 'CUT!' facing a hungry horde
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1
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📍 Water tower rooftop. Jack Black checks the perimeter. "We're surrounded. Classic New York."
0
2
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Jeffrey Epstein organizes a food distribution... and attracts ALL the zombies in the neighborhood
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Day 3: A bridge collapses, isolating half the group. Elon Musk must improvise a crossing.
+9
3
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Day 3: Superman discovers a personal bunker filled with canned goods. The survivalist was right all along.
+12
3
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Barack Obama presses the detonator at the perfect moment and blows up the bridge covered with zombies.
+9
3
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Superman bites into the apple and breaks a tooth on a petrified worm.
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4
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Barack Obama ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
4
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Barack Obama
has died
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Jack Black negotiates with zombies to work for free as extras
+4
8
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Elon Musk over-engineers a DIY catapult that collapses on first shot. Back to the drawing board, genius.
+5
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Day 13: Jesus Christ confuses the gas canister with the water canister. The barbecue is original, the thirst remains.
-7
14
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Jesus Christ finds an intact cookie package. The group enjoys these little cakes with childlike joy.
+5
17
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Day 17: An Alpha zombie emerges from the rubble. Superman finds themselves face to face with this abomination.
+10
18
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Kevin Hart weaves between zombies with their scooter and easily gains distance.
+5
22
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Kevin Hart ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
22
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Kevin Hart
has died
28
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Elon Musk accidentally shakes the soda can and opening it sprays the whole group with sticky liquid.
-3
32
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Day 32: Jack Black forgets to close the camp gate after a night outing. Three zombies walk in like they own the place.
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32
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Day 32: Jesus Christ recovers a professional slingshot. Silent, effective, and vaguely humiliating for zombies.
+6
33
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Jack Black organizes a crisis meeting with catering even during the apocalypse
+4
34
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Jeffrey Epstein throws three shurikens that plant themselves in the skulls of three aligned zombies.
+7
34
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Jeffrey Epstein transforms their luxury bunker into a shelter (spoiler: bad idea)
+3
35
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Jesus Christ ventures into the blizzard searching for wood. We find their tracks in the snow. They stop abruptly in the middle of nowhere.
35
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Jesus Christ
has died
38
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Jack Black trips over a corpse and sprawls full-length. The zombies are closing in.
-5
39
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Superman realizes their laser vision perfectly cauterizes bite wounds
+5
43
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Day 43: Jack Black loses the camp map during patrol. Fortunately, zombies can't read.
-5
43
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Superman flies above the horde wondering where their Bat-signal went
+5
44
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Jack Black uses the bellows to revive the embers and the fire blazes back to life. Heat guaranteed.
+5
45
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Day 45: A fire breaks out in the ammunition stockpile. Superman must save what can be saved.
+13
46
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📍 Chinatown alleys. Neon signs flicker. Elon Musk dodges zombies. "Yo, watch it!"
0
54
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Jack Black recruits talented survivors for their next post-apocalyptic film
54
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Jack Black
has died
55
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Elon Musk wears a top hat and monocle while riding the velocipede. Distinguished apocalypse.
+3
62
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Day 62: Heat wave. 42°C in the shade. Zombies slow down, their flesh dries out. Jeffrey Epstein must ration the group's water.
+5
65
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Jeffrey Epstein tries to negotiate peace with zombies by offering them donations
+3
68
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Elon Musk calculates the exact resistance of a door against a horde. "It'll hold for 47 minutes." Everyone checks their watch.
+5
71
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Jeffrey Epstein shares the chip bag and the salt gives the group energy. Crunchy!
+4
74
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Day 74: A zombie has broken into the food storage. Superman must neutralize it without destroying the supplies.
+7
77
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Jeffrey Epstein launches a 'Zombies Without Borders' foundation to cure the undead
77
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Jeffrey Epstein
has died
81
🎂
Elon Musk is 55 years old and starting to tire, but their wisdom is precious.
0
88
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Elon Musk builds a mechanical trap system that protects the camp perimeter without wasting ammo. MacGyver would be proud.
+5
89
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Day 89: Elon Musk uses the last walkie-talkie battery to play Snake. Communication can wait.
-6
89
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Superman uses super strength to throw zombies into the stratosphere
+5
90
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Elon Musk slashes a zombie's forehead with their pizza cutter in a desperate but effective move.
+3
91
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Day 91: The camp is surrounded. No visible exit. Elon Musk must create a monumental distraction.
-18
91
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📍 Broadway theaters dark. Phantom masks litter the street. Superman: "The show won't go on."
0
94
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Superman wears their cape even though it attracts zombies (style first)
94
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Superman
has died
97
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Day 97: A zombie stuck in an elevator has been scratching the door for hours. Elon Musk must deal with this.
-7
98
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Day 97: Elon Musk negotiates an alliance with a neighboring camp. More allies, fewer zombies per head.
+10
107
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Elon Musk dies crushed under their own invention. The prototype worked—it was the support structure that didn't get the memo.
107
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Elon Musk
has died
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