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Season Journal
Standings
| # | Team | W | L | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 11 | New York Over-Timers | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | My Team | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pre-season
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. The team with no name, baby! Okay, we need to talk about the monster. Because there are players, and then there's Victor Wembanyama. It's not the same category, it's not even the same damn sport. Standing at 224 cm, with footwork like a ballet dancer and a jumper purer than spring water. The kind of guy who drops 35 in three quarters, sits down on the bench in the fourth because he's bored, and pulls out his phone to check his stats on the Jumbotron. He's not a player, he's a statistical anomaly. What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch. The chef's surprise of the evening is Jesser. A youtuber by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the algorithm with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him. Financially, we're in no man's land. Not poor, not rich. The kind of team that eyes the trade deadline with longing but knows it can only afford the appetizer, not the full meal. They've built a solid core through smart Draft picks and savvy free agent signings, but don't ask them to compete with the big dogs. Their weapon? Chemistry. And a coach who turns lead into gold. Well, bronze. Okay, silver on a good day.
Matchday 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
93-115 (L)
This basketball god IShowSpeed catches the Spalding early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Victor Wembanyama with a wild attempt! This established player not finding the range tonight!
Shaboozey coughs it up! A rapper's grip doesn't work on the orange!
Jesser lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this player nobody saw coming fooled!
IShowSpeed scores the go-ahead! A rapper who always finishes the job on time!
Both teams head in. Shaboozey has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. True story: Shaboozey had his parking spot stolen by Detroit Engine-Roar's mascot. Still talks about it. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Shaboozey mouths off on the final possession! A rapper venting about the fiery bars!
A pull-up jumper from Victor Wembanyama catches the back rim and pops out! So close!
Shaboozey makes the right read! Saw it coming a mile away, true rapper!
Ray H tanks the play from tiredness! Tanked like a youtuber's energy for the algorithm!
This hidden prospect Ray H stares at the scoreboard. Not the outcome this hidden prospect wanted.
Victor Wembanyama walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. IShowSpeed drags one foot after the other. I discovered tonight that my mic was off for three minutes. Three minutes of pure genius, lost forever. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Matchday 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
99-94 (W)
IShowSpeed comes out hot! Heated up and ready, the rapper means business!
Shaboozey converts with authority! Same energy they bring to spitting the fiery bars!
IShowSpeed with the defensive masterclass! A rapper teaching everyone a lesson!
IShowSpeed dishes a beautiful pass! Special delivery from this rapper!
IShowSpeed sets the screen with precision worthy of their hot mic! Tactical genius!
Players head to the locker room. Shaboozey has tape on three fingers. Locker room intel: Shaboozey has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. We're back at it. The crowd had time to reload at the snack bar.
Shaboozey, this raw talent, threads the needle for a bucket from the right corner!
Shaboozey tips their sneakers to the crowd! The rapper gesture with their hot mic!
Ray H feeds the hot hand! Feeding the offense with youtuber generosity!
Ray H shoots with conviction! This dude out of nowhere believes tonight is the night!
Shaboozey, this all-around player, celebrates the win! A primal scream! What a game!
Jesser improvises an Oscar acceptance speech. Shaboozey plays the imaginary violin. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Matchday 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
124-92 (W)
Shaboozey stretches center court! Loosening up, the rapper is getting ready!
IShowSpeed, this basketball god, exploits the mismatch for a hook shot! Too easy!
Jesser, this tweener, walls off the drive in transition! No way through!
Ray H, this all-around player, hits the cutter perfectly! Iron discipline right on time!
Shaboozey calls the audible! Adapting on the fly, that's rapper mentality!
Break! Jesser grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Word is Jesser sleeps with his basketball shoes on. I can't confirm it, but the source is reliable. Resetting the counters for this second half. Well, not really.
Shaboozey goes coast to coast for a free throw! This player nobody saw coming is relentless!
The energy in this building is unreal! Ray H channeling a Finals-like atmosphere!
IShowSpeed boxes out for the teammate! Making room like a rapper with the fiery bars!
The commentators can't stop talking about Ray H's youtuber background and their camera!
Jesser embraces teammates! The bond of captivating the algorithm together!
Ray H does the floss while IShowSpeed spins like a top. Victor Wembanyama just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Matchday 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
104-107 (L)
Shaboozey, this rising star, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
IShowSpeed, this first-ballot legend, knifes through for a tear drop facing the rim! Wow!
Ray H gets blown by! Even a youtuber couldn't stop that!
Victor Wembanyama, this hooper's hooper, fumbles the finish facing the rim! Back to the drawing board!
Shaboozey, this hidden prospect, wills the team back! Insane court vision driving the comeback!
Break. IShowSpeed asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Small detail: IShowSpeed wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Back on the court. The coach changed the starting five, that'll be a surprise.
Jesser throws it away with the game on the line! Heavy feet!
Jesser, this swiss-army-knife type, waves off the play call! Tendency to force bad shots hurting the team!
From humble the algorithm beginnings, Ray H rises at the arena!
Jesser misses both free throws! A youtuber failing the algorithm inspection, twice!
Ray H fought but fell short! Just out of reach, the youtuber gave everything!
Shaboozey walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Victor Wembanyama speeds up. Wants it to be over. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Matchday 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
83-111 (L)
Jesser gets the starting nod! A youtuber starting with their camera confidence!
Jesser shanks it from the paint! Captivating the algorithm uses different muscles!
IShowSpeed throws it away! Sometimes predictable game under pressure at the top of the key!
Victor Wembanyama gets burned on the drive! Heavy feet in lateral movement!
IShowSpeed, this solid build, posts up and delivers a pull-up jumper! Textbook!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Victor Wembanyama to massage his thighs. True story: Victor Wembanyama had his parking spot stolen by Phoenix No-Defense's mascot. Still talks about it. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Ray H sits on the bench for a moment! Resting like a youtuber after a long shift!
This dude putting the league on notice Victor Wembanyama with a rare miss along the baseline! Even the best stumble!
This dark horse Jesser runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
IShowSpeed is out on their feet! Running on fumes and pure rapper stubbornness!
Shaboozey hangs their head! A rapper who gave everything they had!
Ray H turns back to look at the court one last time. Jesser doesn't turn around. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'Nailed It: Cakes Ruined by My Mother-in-Law.'
Matchday 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
112-98 (W)
Shaboozey checks in for the first play! Clocking in for the shift, let's work!
Ray H drops an alley-oop from the right wing! Range that would impress any youtuber!
Jesser blankets the shooter! Covering them with their camera thoroughness!
IShowSpeed, this tweener, finds the rolling big man! A double-clutch layup off the assist!
IShowSpeed zones up! Defensive zone like a rapper's the fiery bars zone!
Break. Ray H asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. Little secret: Ray H has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
IShowSpeed finishes with flair! Showmanship of a rapper presenting the fiery bars!
This raw talent Jesser silences the hostile crowd! Palpable tension shifts!
This certified GOAT candidate IShowSpeed runs the ball patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
This dude out of nowhere Jesser refuses to lose! The will of a champion!
IShowSpeed, this smooth operator, takes the final bow! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Dominant display!
Jesser does the robot at center court while Shaboozey pretends to be an airplane. The crowd loves it. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
Matchday 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
95-126 (L)
IShowSpeed bounces the basketball pre-game! Getting that rhythm going!
IShowSpeed air-mails a two-handed slam driving to the hoop! Way off for this certified GOAT candidate!
Victor Wembanyama coughs up the leather! Defense that's basically a suggestion strikes again from mid-range!
Victor Wembanyama, this tree of a man, lets the shooter get free from the left corner! Costly lapse!
Shaboozey banks it in the paint! A rapper's steady hand at work!
Off to the locker room. Victor Wembanyama has already drained two water bottles. Did you know? Victor Wembanyama once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Jesser walks away muttering! Muttering about the algorithm under their breath!
Shaboozey can't hit the ocean right now! Another miss for this hungry young player!
Ray H, this hungry young player, orchestrates the delay game! Nerves of steel in action!
This seasoned vet Victor Wembanyama can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Victor Wembanyama sits alone on the bench. This up-and-coming baller processing the defeat.
Jesser hurls his mouthguard into the trash. Ray H keeps his in, chewing on the frustration. Tonight I learned Jesser used to be a rapper before basketball. Found out during a timeout. Threw me off completely. Alright, good evening! Now it's 'Love Is in the Parking Lot.' Romance guaranteed.
Matchday 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
92-102 (L)
Opening possession for Ray H! First touch, like first touch of their camera!
Shaboozey fires and misses off the pick and roll. Should have stuck with the fiery bars!
Jesser, this tweener, fumbles the entry pass in the paint!
IShowSpeed beaten off the dribble! Quicker than the fiery bars slipping from a rapper!
IShowSpeed scores again! When you're a rapper by trade, the basketball is child's play!
Finally a breather. Ray H has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Anecdote: Ray H threw up before his first pro game. No more pre-game burgers ever since. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Victor Wembanyama fades away and kicks the stanchion! This solid pro losing composure!
Victor Wembanyama pulls up but overcooks it! Limited stamina showing up again!
IShowSpeed makes the hockey pass! Eyes in the back of the head finding the extra pass!
Ray H is huffing and puffing! Winded, even a youtuber would call it quits!
Jesser drives past the media. This guy nobody was talking about not in the mood to talk.
IShowSpeed and Shaboozey share a single look. Just one. It contains all the disappointment in the world. On my end, I ate a hot dog so disgusting I'd classify it as a traumatic experience. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Matchday 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
88-116 (L)
Shaboozey crosses over onto the floor! The crowd roars for this dude out of nowhere!
Victor Wembanyama can't buy a bucket! Another miss under the basket! Frustrating!
Shaboozey posts up into a trap! Ego the size of Texas when reading the defense!
Jesser can't stay in front! Captivating the algorithm doesn't build lateral quickness!
Shaboozey buries a buzzer-beater facing the rim! This surprise package is on fire tonight!
Halftime! IShowSpeed looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Quick anecdote about IShowSpeed: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
This guy with rings on every finger IShowSpeed slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
A buzzer-beater attempt by Shaboozey falls short! Lack of consistency in the legs!
IShowSpeed dunks the ball out of the trap! Unreal swagger under pressure!
Victor Wembanyama is visibly tired! This league veteran needs a timeout badly!
Shaboozey wipes a tear! A rapper who poured everything into the effort!
IShowSpeed unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. Shaboozey runs a hand down his face. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Matchday 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
102-113 (L)
Ray H fires up the crowd to open the game! This surprise package starting strong!
Air ball from IShowSpeed! Being a rapper doesn't help with shooting, apparently!
IShowSpeed charges right into the defender! Turnover! Lack of consistency when controlling pace!
Shaboozey bites on the pump fake! This hungry young player sent flying facing the rim!
Victor Wembanyama, this colossus, elevates for a monster double-clutch layup!
Halftime! IShowSpeed is limping slightly heading off the court. Anecdote of the day: IShowSpeed forgot his shorts on the last road trip. Played in borrowed shorts two sizes too big. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
Victor Wembanyama, this up-and-coming baller, yells at the coaching staff! Heavy feet causing friction!
IShowSpeed clanks it off the rim! That sounded like their hot mic hitting the fiery bars!
IShowSpeed exploits the mismatch! Finding weakness with their hot mic acumen!
This unknown gem Jesser has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
Ray H had the chances but couldn't convert. This who-is-this-guy player left wanting.
Jesser looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. Shaboozey looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. Final confession: I still don't know how to pronounce Jesser's name. Forgive me. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Matchday 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
115-97 (W)
This once-in-a-lifetime player IShowSpeed in the starting lineup! Let's see what this once-in-a-lifetime player brings!
Victor Wembanyama crosses over and fires a reverse layup! This walking skyscraper lighting it up!
Shaboozey forces the shot-clock violation! An off-the-charts basketball IQ on full display!
Ray H drops the dime! A youtuber with court vision like that? Unreal!
Jesser schemes with the coaching staff! Plotting the next move, true youtuber!
Break! Shaboozey takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Did you know Shaboozey once tried to start an ASMR podcast of sneaker squeaks on the hardwood? One episode. Deleted. We pick up right where we left off. Time to play.
IShowSpeed banks a buzzer beater off the glass! Geometry learned from the rapper life!
Victor Wembanyama, this tree of a man, basks in a crowd fully behind them! This is home!
Victor Wembanyama finds the open teammate! This solid pro making everyone better!
Ray H pulls up with elegance and power! This hungry young player is the complete package!
Jesser shares the credit! Team player on and off the court!
IShowSpeed runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Matchday 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
89-117 (L)
The temple of basketball welcomes Ray H! The youtuber with the algorithm has arrived!
Ray H bricks another one! Building something awful with their camera tonight!
IShowSpeed commits the live-ball turnover! Their hot mic would be ashamed!
Victor Wembanyama, this giant, gets exploited in the switch! Limited stamina exposed in the mismatch!
Ray H with the fadeaway scoop layup! Smooth as their camera in action!
Back to the locker room. Jesser's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Fun fact: Jesser blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The players jog toward the court. The air is electric.
Jesser, this player nobody saw coming, refuses to high-five! Sometimes predictable game hurting the chemistry!
This respected competitor Victor Wembanyama misfires again! Occasional mental lapses could cost the team!
Ray H identifies the soft spot in the zone! This potential breakout star surgical precision!
Jesser, this dude out of nowhere, with the tired turnover! Legs and mind fatigued!
Victor Wembanyama penetrates to the tunnel in disappointment. This league veteran will learn from this.
Jesser closes his eyes walking out. Victor Wembanyama keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. That's all for tonight. And now: 'Deadliest Catch: Rush Hour on the Beltway.' Documentary.
Matchday 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
96-114 (L)
This potential breakout star Shaboozey opens the scoring! A thunderous slam! Early advantage!
Shaboozey can't buy a bucket! Maybe the fiery bars would be easier to aim!
Shaboozey loses the rock! A rapper would never be this careless!
Jesser caught flat-footed! Standing still, the youtuber reflexes took a nap!
Victor Wembanyama attacks driving to the hoop and finishes with a layup! Too good!
Back to the locker room. Victor Wembanyama's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Fun fact: Victor Wembanyama failed the driving test three times. On the court it's a different story, thankfully. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
IShowSpeed glares at the scoreboard! This living legend not happy with the situation!
This rising star Ray H rattles it out! So close yet so far from the left corner!
Jesser runs the offense! Running it like a youtuber runs the show!
Ray H is cramping up! This hungry young player trying to shake it off! Hot head!
This unknown gem Ray H shakes hands and moves on. In the end, injury-prone body proved costly.
Victor Wembanyama lets out a nervous laugh that sends chills down your spine. Ray H decides not to comment. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Matchday 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
89-133 (L)
Shaboozey opens with a euro-step! This raw talent making an early statement!
IShowSpeed, this combo guard, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Hot head!
IShowSpeed dribbles it off their foot! Their hot mic would never betray a rapper like that!
This league veteran Victor Wembanyama bites on the fake! Beaten from downtown!
Jesser tugs at their jersey! Frustrated, but the youtuber will bounce back!
Break. IShowSpeed collapses on the locker room floor, arms spread wide. Rumor has it IShowSpeed tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
IShowSpeed forces a bad tear drop! This absolute legend needs to trust teammates!
Ray H stumbles on the play! Stumbling like a youtuber over the algorithm!
This hidden prospect Jesser with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
Shaboozey drops their shoulders! Deflated, even a rapper's spirit has limits!
Ray H consoles teammates! The heart of a youtuber in that moment!
Ray H snaps at the bench on his way out. Shaboozey says nothing, but his look says everything. Did you know that Shaboozey practices rapper on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Matchday 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
83-117 (L)
This potential GOAT IShowSpeed comes out aggressive! Opens with a half-court heave on the low block!
Shaboozey explodes but the shot rims out! Ego the size of Texas rears its ugly head!
Victor Wembanyama dribbles the basketball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this solid pro!
Jesser scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Limited stamina!
Victor Wembanyama drives the towel! This player on the come-up showing tendency to force bad shots!
Back to the locker room. Shaboozey's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Small detail: Shaboozey whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Shaboozey misses! Even a rapper can't fix that shot!
IShowSpeed, this solid build, with tired legs at the top of the key! Ego the size of Texas slowing this certified GOAT candidate down!
This raw talent Ray H forces a pass into double coverage! Picked off!
IShowSpeed mouths off and picks up a T! Ego the size of Texas taking over!
Jesser packs up and heads out! Packing their camera, unpacking emotions!
Victor Wembanyama refuses the coach's embrace. Ray H accepts it but his body is stiff. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Thanks everyone! And now: 'Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 312.' They will never stop.
My Team finishes #13 (4W-11L). Better luck next season! MVP: Victor Wembanyama.
Season Journal
Buckle up, pull your visor down, and clench everything you've got because tonight we are NOT talking about some pickup game at the park. Hell no. We're talking about an arena shaking so hard the neighbors called the cops three times before tip-off. We're talking about a franchise built on decades of sweat, tears, heart-stopping buzzer-beaters, and Draft picks so bold that half the league thought they'd lost their minds. And yet, here they are, back and hungrier than ever. The team with no name, baby!
Okay, we need to talk about the monster. Because there are players, and then there's Victor Wembanyama. It's not the same category, it's not even the same damn sport. Standing at 224 cm, with footwork like a ballet dancer and a jumper purer than spring water. The kind of guy who drops 35 in three quarters, sits down on the bench in the fourth because he's bored, and pulls out his phone to check his stats on the Jumbotron. He's not a player, he's a statistical anomaly.
What kills you about this guy is that he makes basketball look easy. You watch him and you think "well yeah, it's simple." And then you realize the defender in front of him is 6'9", runs a 4.4 forty, and he just dropped a step-back in his face like he was dribbling against a traffic cone at practice. It's not ease, it's absolute mastery disguised as nonchalance. And damn, is it beautiful to watch.
The chef's surprise of the evening is Jesser. A youtuber by profession. No, it's not a joke, it's an actual coaching staff decision. The GM nearly had a heart attack when he saw the signing, but the coach said: "Trust me, this guy can handle the algorithm with surgical precision, imagine what he can do with a basketball." Spoiler: so far, not much. The man spent his first week confusing the free throw line with the sideline, and asked three times if tackling was allowed. But he's got a heart size of a watermelon, he runs around like an overexcited golden retriever, and damn it, the crowd absolutely loves him.
Financially, we're in no man's land. Not poor, not rich. The kind of team that eyes the trade deadline with longing but knows it can only afford the appetizer, not the full meal. They've built a solid core through smart Draft picks and savvy free agent signings, but don't ask them to compete with the big dogs. Their weapon? Chemistry. And a coach who turns lead into gold. Well, bronze. Okay, silver on a good day.
My Team finishes #13 (4W-11L). Better luck next season! MVP: Victor Wembanyama.
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