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Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | My Team | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | New York Over-Timers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 7 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Houston Blast-Off | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 12 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 14 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Kevin Durant on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 208 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
91-126 (D)
Tip-off! Anthony Edwards gets us started! Let's go!
Kevin Punter forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Anthony Edwards throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Kevin Durant reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Kevin Durant mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Anthony Edwards grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Anthony Edwards started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Devon Hall misfires from the left corner! This newcomer searching for answers!
This jersey-selling name Kevin Durant has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This jersey-selling name Kevin Durant with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Devon Hall storms to the bench! This total unknown is visibly upset!
Kevin Durant reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Anthony Edwards's gaze is cold, distant. Kevin Punter's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
133-91 (V)
Kevin Punter, this surprise package, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Devon Hall goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This hidden prospect is relentless!
Anthony Edwards with the bounce pass! This league veteran threading it perfectly!
This player nobody saw coming Devon Hall with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
Devon Hall anticipates the cut and deflects the Wilson! This hungry young player reading minds!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Devon Hall asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Devon Hall fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Devon Hall with the tough sky hook through contact! This potential breakout star won't be denied!
Devon Hall, this mammoth, caps off a dominant performance! Ridiculous creativity from start to finish!
This name that's buzzing Anthony Edwards celebrates too early! A sky hook didn't count! Awkward!
This name that's buzzing Anthony Edwards holds up three fingers! A bench mob celebration after the triple!
Jan Veselý, this solid pro, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
Devon Hall moonwalks across the hardwood. Kevin Punter attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
123-90 (V)
Jan Veselý, this player making noise, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
A bank shot from Devon Hall! This dark horse is putting on a show tonight!
This raw talent Kevin Punter with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Devon Hall dribbles and it's an off-balance shot! This unknown gem proving the doubters wrong!
This next-level player Anthony Edwards takes the charge at half court! Gutsy play!
Rest time. Anthony Edwards isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. I've been told Anthony Edwards always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Jan Veselý, this next-level player, knifes through for a floater on the low block! Wow!
Kevin Punter, this potential breakout star, wraps it up with a flourish! Total destruction!
Devon Hall, this who-is-this-guy player, sneezes mid-free throw! Bless you and miss!
This established star Kevin Durant waves goodbye to the opponent! A slide across the hardwood! Savage!
This who-is-this-guy player Kevin Punter led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
Devon Hall does the floss while Kevin Punter spins like a top. Anthony Edwards just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
129-83 (V)
Devon Hall, this long boy, takes the court! The immense pressure is electric!
Jan Veselý attacks from the right corner and finishes with a thunderous slam! Too good!
Devon Hall, this player nobody saw coming, dishes to the hot hand! Smart basketball!
Kevin Punter crosses over and scores! A buzzer beater! This swiss-army-knife type is a problem!
This guy nobody was talking about Kevin Punter forces the air ball with pressure! Suffocating!
Halftime. Devon Hall throws his towel on the floor walking in. Anecdote: Devon Hall fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. The players charge out of the tunnel. Smells like a comeback.
Anthony Edwards buries an off-balance shot back to the basket! This established player is on fire tonight!
Devon Hall crosses over to yet another easy bucket! The floodgates opened!
This guy with a proven track record Anthony Edwards accidentally dunks on the wrong basket! Confusion!
Jan Veselý, this giant, flexes on the crowd! A salute to the fans after a pull-up jumper!
This hungry young player Kevin Punter raises the arms! The win is in the books! A salute to the fans!
Devon Hall pretends to faint from happiness. Kevin Punter pretends to call 911. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'What Would You Do: People Who Say Hello in the Elevator.' Exposing the truth.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
132-86 (V)
Jan Veselý launches with energy from the opening whistle! This up-and-coming baller locked in!
Jan Veselý with another buzzer beater! You can't stop this man!
Kevin Durant steps back and dishes! Gorgeous feed facing the rim! Night-in night-out consistency!
Jan Veselý, this established player, operates off the pick and roll with a double-clutch layup! Clinic!
This potential breakout star Kevin Punter comes up with a massive steal! Transition time!
End of the first act. Kevin Punter is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Did you know? Kevin Punter once signed an autograph for a referee. During the game. Mid free-throw. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Devon Hall lets fly and converts! A devastating dunk off the pick and roll! Money!
Jan Veselý piles it on! A pull-up jumper extends the lead! No mercy tonight!
Devon Hall lets fly with the wrong hand! Ambidextrous experiment by this hidden prospect!
Kevin Punter, this versatile guy, chest bumps the teammate! A salute to the fans! Pure joy!
This unknown gem Kevin Punter seals the deal! Victory with freakish explosiveness!
Kevin Durant takes Devon Hall by the hand and they bow to the crowd like stage actors. Did you know that Devon Hall practices volunteer firefighter on Tuesdays? Builds character, that does. We're out. Up next: 'Say Yes to the Dress: Budget Three Fifty, Theme: Elastic.' Good luck.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
126-80 (V)
Kevin Punter, this dude out of nowhere, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Anthony Edwards with the decisive step-back three! Freakish explosiveness when it matters most!
Kevin Punter, this total unknown, manipulates the defense and drops the dime! Natural-born leadership!
Devon Hall, this potential breakout star, drops a step-back three at half court! Pure artistry!
Anthony Edwards, this mountain of a man, erases the shot at the rim! Rim protector!
The players disappear. Kevin Durant has a makeshift neck brace out of a towel. I've been told Kevin Durant once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
Jan Veselý, this absolute unit, takes over in the paint. An alley-oop! That's elite!
Kevin Durant explodes with confidence! The game is well in hand for this bonafide star!
Devon Hall, this unknown gem, slips on a wet spot! Ice skating on the low block!
Kevin Durant posts up and celebrates! A chest bump at half court! The crowd erupts!
It's over! Anthony Edwards delivers the goods! This seasoned vet walks off a winner!
Devon Hall grabs Kevin Punter and hoists him onto his shoulders. Anthony Edwards tries to climb on too. It ends in a pile. I learned that Devon Hall's father was a volunteer firefighter. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
109-106 (V)
This potential breakout star Kevin Punter in the starting lineup! Let's see what this potential breakout star brings!
Jan Veselý blocks it and keeps it in play! Heads-up play, what awareness!
This newcomer Devon Hall muscles up a reverse layup but can't get it to fall!
This seasoned vet Jan Veselý with a beautiful finger roll in the paint! Poetry in motion!
Kevin Durant attacks into the right spacing! Next-level basketball IQ and elite court awareness!
Off to the locker room. Jan Veselý has already drained two water bottles. Little scoop: Jan Veselý collects Pokemon cards. That Charizard is worth more than his first contract. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
Anthony Edwards, this guy with a proven track record, orchestrates the last possession! A reverse layup! Perfection!
Anthony Edwards with the chase-down commanding rebound! What athleticism!
The arena is electric! This league veteran Jan Veselý thriving in a cathedral silence!
Jan Veselý, this beanpole, battles through contact for a thunderous slam! Will not be denied!
Jan Veselý, this titan, acknowledges the fans! A packed arena! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd!
Devon Hall runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
114-95 (V)
And we're underway! Anthony Edwards touches the pill first! This legit talent looks eager!
A pull-up jumper from downtown by Jan Veselý! This giant with the long range!
Kevin Punter, this versatile guy, with the clutch ball recovery! The crowd is on its feet!
This player nobody saw coming Kevin Punter connects on the pick-and-roll! Assist for a reverse layup!
Kevin Durant spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Coach calls everyone back. Devon Hall drags his feet toward the tunnel. Did you know Devon Hall plays better when it's raining outside? Even indoors. Go figure. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Kevin Durant, this jersey-selling name, with the exclamation-point double-clutch layup! Game changer!
You can cut the tension with a knife! A hostile crowd as Devon Hall steps up!
Jan Veselý, this seasoned vet, communicates the switch! An unmatched feel for the game and vocal leadership!
This hungry young player Kevin Punter digs deep! Finding reserves nobody knew existed!
Final buzzer! Devon Hall is the hero! This diamond in the rough with a game for the ages!
Kevin Punter runs the full court high-fiving everyone. Jan Veselý follows doing the wave alone. Tonight I had a revelation: Jan Veselý runs exactly like my neighbor when he misses the bus. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
117-87 (V)
Kevin Durant takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Kevin Punter fires away the pill with purpose! A catch-and-shoot triple! This total unknown means business!
Devon Hall, this colossus, blankets the shooter in transition! No daylight!
Devon Hall, this towering presence, finds the rolling big man! A pull-up jumper off the assist!
Kevin Durant, this giant, exploits the mismatch in transition! Smart play!
The locker room. Kevin Punter sprawls out full-length on the bench. Little secret: Kevin Punter has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. Alright, it's time. The second half waits for no one.
This diamond in the rough Devon Hall with a vintage finger roll! The old magic is still there!
You can feel palpable tension through the screen! Kevin Punter in the spotlight!
Kevin Punter, this versatile guy, boxes out for the teammate! This who-is-this-guy player doing the dirty work!
This will be talked about for years! Kevin Punter with a step-back three! Iconic!
Jan Veselý fades away in triumph! The final buzzer sounds! That's a W!
Devon Hall moonwalks across the hardwood. Kevin Punter attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. We're signing off. And now: 'Musical Chairs: Subway Seat Edition.' Winner takes all.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
117-94 (V)
Jan Veselý, this oversized freak, announced to huge cheers! Wild stands!
Devon Hall, this surprise package, sinks an off-balance shot with surgical precision from the right corner!
Kevin Durant, this world-class player, pokes the rock free! Scramble at the buzzer!
Kevin Durant, this mountain of a man, finds the trailer! A scoop layup off the assist, easy money!
This dude putting the league on notice Anthony Edwards adjusts the angle mid-drive! Ridiculous creativity body control!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Devon Hall walks head down toward the tunnel. Staff confession: Devon Hall is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
A free throw by Devon Hall from mid-range! Eyes in the back of the head in every fiber!
Anthony Edwards, this towering presence, gets the standing ovation! A standing ovation!
This league veteran Jan Veselý unites the locker room! Iron discipline captain's mentality!
Kevin Punter, this swiss-army-knife type, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this dark horse right now!
Kevin Punter fires away to the crowd! A victory dance! This rising star gave everything!
Jan Veselý mimes popping a champagne bottle. Anthony Edwards mimes chugging straight from it. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Anthony Edwards. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
120-98 (V)
Kevin Punter crosses over onto the floor! The crowd roars for this who-is-this-guy player!
This name that's buzzing Jan Veselý converts along the baseline! A thunderous slam right on cue!
Jan Veselý with the huge surgical steal on the low block! This seasoned vet says no!
Kevin Durant with the transition assist! This elite player pushing the pace with natural-born leadership!
Kevin Durant, this walking skyscraper, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
Rest. Kevin Punter buries his head in a wet towel and doesn't move. Anecdote: Kevin Punter once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. The players emerge from the tunnel. Stern faces, clenched fists.
Kevin Durant converts a tough buzzer beater off the pick and roll! Skill level: elite!
Jan Veselý, this hooper's hooper, waves the crowd up! A crowd fully behind them rising!
This guy with a proven track record Anthony Edwards runs the Spalding patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
This solid pro Jan Veselý with a performance for the ages! A play that goes down in history chapter!
This world-class player Kevin Durant wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Devon Hall makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Kevin Punter makes a bigger heart. Anthony Edwards makes a massive heart. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. And now, a brand new episode of 'Desperately Seeking My Cat.' Good night, everyone.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
110-99 (V)
This newcomer Devon Hall comes out aggressive! Opens with a deep three under the basket!
Kevin Punter, this dark horse, drills another reverse layup driving to the hoop! Automatic!
This diamond in the rough Kevin Punter anchors the defense off the pick and roll! Nothing gets through!
Anthony Edwards, this respected competitor, drives and kicks! Perfect assist for a pull-up jumper!
Kevin Durant slows the pace when the team needs it! This headliner tempo control!
The players leave the court. Kevin Punter clings to the tunnel railing. Did you know Kevin Punter started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
A reverse layup by Jan Veselý! The crowd erupts! Natural-born leadership personified!
A hostile crowd as Jan Veselý, this oversized freak, is introduced! Goosebumps!
Kevin Punter puts ego aside! The team comes first for this dark horse!
Anthony Edwards, this legit talent, has been building to this all game! Late in the quarter!
This rising star Kevin Punter is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Devon Hall and Anthony Edwards lap the court arm in arm, singing. Off-key. Behind the scenes, I learned Kevin Punter was also a volunteer firefighter in a past life. You can feel it in the game. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
109-89 (V)
Kevin Punter opens with a sky hook! This dark horse making an early statement!
A layup from Kevin Durant! This world-class player just keeps delivering!
Kevin Durant forces the step-out-of-bounds! This established star hawking the ball!
Kevin Punter, this surprise package, surveys and delivers! Freakish explosiveness in the playmaking!
Kevin Durant reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
The players file out. Anthony Edwards exchanges a tense look with the coach. Exclusive: Anthony Edwards was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. Second half! The crowd is on its feet, and so are the players.
A catch-and-shoot triple from Devon Hall! This hungry young player reminding everyone why they're on top!
The energy in this building is unreal! Anthony Edwards channeling a sold-out gym on fire!
Jan Veselý, this player on the come-up, picks up the fallen teammate! Scary good handles beyond the stats!
Kevin Durant is inevitable tonight! This elite player can't be stopped!
Kevin Punter hugs the coach! This total unknown with a complete performance!
Jan Veselý does the floss while Kevin Durant spins like a top. Anthony Edwards just stands there, arms crossed. Cool. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Planet Earth: Exploring the World from My Couch.' Immersive documentary.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
107-84 (V)
Jan Veselý, this towering presence, is introduced and the arena explodes! This established player is in the building!
This All-Star caliber talent Kevin Durant with a picture-perfect step-back three! The crowd goes wild!
Kevin Durant draws the offensive foul! Smart play, great positioning!
Kevin Durant dunks and creates! Another assist from downtown! Quarterback!
Jan Veselý, this player making noise, manipulates the defense with the eyes! Insane court vision!
Break! Kevin Punter heads straight to the bathroom moment he hits the locker room. Did you know Kevin Punter started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Let's go. The arena rumbles, the players answer.
Jan Veselý with the crafty step-back three! A killer instinct on display!
Kevin Durant takes off and the crowd chants the name! Listen to that noise!
Kevin Punter finds the open teammate! This raw talent making everyone better!
Kevin Punter spins with the fire of a thousand suns! He's on fire!
This guy with a proven track record Anthony Edwards walks off to a standing ovation! An incredible energy! Incredible!
Devon Hall takes Kevin Punter by the hand and they bow to the crowd like stage actors. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
115-106 (V)
Anthony Edwards crosses over into position! This up-and-coming baller not wasting any time!
Jan Veselý answers back with a tear drop! That dawg mentality under pressure!
Kevin Punter shuts the door at half court! That's how you play defense!
This legit talent Anthony Edwards orchestrates the offense driving to the hoop! Maestro!
This raw talent Devon Hall attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
Back to the locker room. Kevin Punter's shorts are torn but he couldn't care less. Confession: Kevin Punter calls mom after every loss. And every win. And also on Tuesdays. The players come back running. Did someone set the locker room on fire?
A catch-and-shoot triple! Anthony Edwards cannot be stopped tonight! This player on the come-up is locked in!
This name that's buzzing Jan Veselý draws the MVP chants! The crowd is on their feet for the star!
Devon Hall, this long boy, anchors the second unit! This raw talent versatile contributor!
The arc of this game bends toward Anthony Edwards! This league veteran controlling destiny!
Kevin Durant, this walking skyscraper, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Devon Hall rips off his jersey and launches it into the crowd. Jan Veselý does the same. The coach rolls his eyes. I tried taking notes during the game. My notebook is full of incomprehensible scribbles. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
My Team finishes #2, a fantastic season! 14W-1L. Season MVP: Kevin Durant.
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