My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇨🇱
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Denver Horse-Track | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 14 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Miami Heart-Attack | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Holy shit, the arena is erupting and the game hasn't even started. There are 20,000 absolute maniacs on their feet chanting the name of a franchise with more scars than a retired boxer. Seasons of domination, seasons of total demolition, insane 3 AM trades, Draft picks that smelled like either genius or pure madness, nobody knew at the time, and honestly sometimes we still don't. But tonight, all of that is behind us. Tonight is the present, and the present reeks of adrenaline and revenge. The team with no name, baby! Listen, I've watched hundreds of players come and go in my broadcasting career, but Jake LaRavia is something else entirely. He's the kind of player who makes you jump out of your chair and scream "OH SHIT" at your TV without even realizing it. Standing at 203 cm, a wingspan like a pterodactyl, and a killer instinct that even the coaches can't explain. This man feels the game. He knows where the ball is going to land before the shot even leaves the hand. He reads passes like he's reading minds. At this level, it's not basketball anymore, it's straight-up sorcery. The worst part? His ice-cold composure. The clock shows 0.8 seconds, the whole building is holding its breath, the ball is burning in his hands... And he flashes a little smirk before draining the game-winner with sickening ease. He's the engine, the brain, and the heartbeat of that locker room. If he sneezes, the whole damn franchise catches a cold. Tonight, he's on a mission, and believe me, he didn't show up to mess around. This team's budget is the GDP of a small country. Seriously, there are nations at the UN moving less cash than this roster. The Second Apron is blown to smithereens, the repeater tax bleeds the owner dry with every signature, and the league watches them with a mix of disgust and fascination. But the owner doesn't care. He has a dream, and that dream is a championship banner hanging from the rafters of this arena. Everything else, the penalties, the sacrificed Draft picks, the zero flexibility, that's just details. Damn details.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
79-123 (D)
Luke Kornet, this elusive guard, announced to huge cheers! A roaring arena!
A hook shot from Jake LaRavia sails wide! This dude out of nowhere needs to regroup!
This elite player Stephen Curry commits the offensive foul! Turnover at half court!
Jake LaRavia, this walking skyscraper, can't keep up with the speed! Lack of consistency exposed!
Jake LaRavia, this surprise package, with the frustrated foul! Tendency to force bad shots in tough moments!
Both teams head in. Stephen Curry has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Small detail: Stephen Curry wears mismatched socks every game. Calls it a strategy. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
Jake LaRavia, this guy nobody was talking about, comes up empty! A reverse layup off target facing the rim!
Kyrie Irving explodes but can't sustain the effort! Sometimes predictable game emptying the tank!
Luke Kornet, this pocket rocket, telegraphs the pass! Intercepted from the right corner!
Al Horford gets a technical for complaining! Occasional mental lapses on full display!
Stephen Curry, this all-around player, trudges off the gymnasium. Lessons to take from this one.
Jake LaRavia unclasps his chain and squeezes it in his fist. Luke Kornet runs a hand down his face. I learned backstage that Luke Kornet also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. We're done! And now: 'The Voice: Office Karaoke After Two Beers Edition.'
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
116-98 (V)
This surprise package Luke Kornet in the starting lineup! Let's see what this surprise package brings!
Al Horford scores at will! An off-balance shot at the buzzer! This well-respected player domination!
Luke Kornet with the full-court pressure! This unknown gem making them uncomfortable!
Kyrie Irving, this do-it-all player, runs the offense with insane court vision! Beautiful passing!
Kyrie Irving makes the hockey pass! Pure God-given talent finding the extra pass!
End of the second quarter. Luke Kornet is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Quick anecdote about Luke Kornet: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Stephen Curry scores from way beyond the arc! An off-balance shot with night-in night-out consistency! Brilliant!
The arena trembles! Stephen Curry with the play and a sold-out gym on fire follows!
Al Horford, this mountain of a man, boxes out for the teammate! This guy with a proven track record doing the dirty work!
Remember this moment! Luke Kornet is making history with a tear drop!
Luke Kornet tosses the basketball in the air! A salute to the fans! This total unknown mission accomplished!
Luke Kornet hits a dab in 2026. Al Horford does an ironic dab. Jake LaRavia has no idea what that is. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. That's a wrap! And now, the network's masterpiece: 'My Cat, My Battle.' Don't miss the finale.
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
117-95 (V)
This hungry young player Luke Kornet comes out aggressive! Opens with a reverse layup in transition!
Kyrie Irving answers back with a buzzer beater! Next-level basketball IQ under pressure!
Jake LaRavia, this mountain of a man, covers ground to get the sky-high block! Wow!
This newcomer Luke Kornet with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Stephen Curry uses the hesitation dribble! Next-level basketball IQ creating separation!
Break! Kyrie Irving has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. Anecdote: Kyrie Irving tried to impress the Orlando Magic-Beans players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Luke Kornet, this little thunder, dominates from way beyond the arc and puts up a hook shot! Unstoppable!
Luke Kornet in a boiling cauldron! This unknown gem has been waiting for this stage!
This guy everybody knows Stephen Curry runs the ball patiently! Searching for the perfect shot!
Al Horford, this giant, embodies the spirit of competition! What a show!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry caps off a special night! A primal scream! Until next time!
Kyrie Irving gives his headband to a kid in the crowd. Jake LaRavia gives his shoes. Stephen Curry gives his water bottle. The kid is overwhelmed. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
114-89 (V)
And we're underway! Stephen Curry touches the orange first! This multi-time All-Star looks eager!
Jake LaRavia knocks down a thunderous slam off the pick and roll! Ice in the veins!
Stephen Curry picks the pocket of the ball handler! Straight robbery!
Al Horford with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! An off-the-charts basketball IQ on that one!
This dude out of nowhere Luke Kornet attacks the closeout! Driving past the over-eager defender!
Halftime! Stephen Curry is limping slightly heading off the court. The staff told me Stephen Curry sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. And we're off! The energy in the arena just went up a notch.
A sky hook from Kyrie Irving! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
The arena is electric! This hungry young player Jake LaRavia thriving in an electric crowd!
Stephen Curry sprints back on defense! This guy everybody knows leading by example!
Al Horford, this beanpole, evolves before our eyes! A sequence that will go viral!
Stephen Curry can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
Jake LaRavia and Stephen Curry act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. I learned backstage that Stephen Curry also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. This was your favorite commentator. Coming up: 'Extreme Makeover: Garage Edition.' Don't change the channel. Or do.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
100-91 (V)
Luke Kornet takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Kyrie Irving fires away past the defense for a two-handed slam! Size advantage from this this all-around player!
Kyrie Irving rejects the layup! A drawn charge by this solid build! Get that out!
Al Horford picks apart the defense! Assist leads to a buzzer beater!
Al Horford, this player on the come-up, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Players head to the locker room. Al Horford has tape on three fingers. Quick anecdote about Al Horford: apparently he eats pasta with ketchup before every game. To each their own ritual. Back at it! The players jog toward center court.
Luke Kornet, this potential breakout star, unleashes a floater on the low block! Bang!
What an palpable tension! Al Horford and the fans creating a spectacle!
Al Horford makes the extra pass! This seasoned vet hockey assist for a bucket!
Luke Kornet explodes with elegance and power! This hungry young player is the complete package!
Luke Kornet, this pint-sized baller, salutes the faithful! A salute to the fans! What a night!
Al Horford, Kyrie Irving, and Stephen Curry pose for a group photo at center court. Nobody has a phone. I spent the evening looking for a stat that couldn't be found. It didn't exist. I made one up. Thanks! And now, 'Neighbors from Hell: The Community Compost Bin Saga.' Episode 1 of 74.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
92-101 (D)
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry means business! Fast start at the buzzer!
A fadeaway jumper from Kyrie Irving hits the iron! Limited stamina under the spotlight!
Stephen Curry coughs up the Spalding! Limited stamina strikes again back to the basket!
This dude out of nowhere Luke Kornet bites on the fake! Beaten back to the basket!
A finger roll from downtown by Al Horford! This tree of a man with the long range!
Halftime! Stephen Curry has the hardwood pattern imprinted on his elbow. Exclusive: Stephen Curry was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Luke Kornet drops the head after another miss! Heavy feet sapping the confidence!
Jake LaRavia forces a bad pull-up jumper! This diamond in the rough needs to trust teammates!
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, sets a brick-wall screen! A gym-rat work ethic on full display!
Stephen Curry, this reliable star, is dragging! The 48 regulation minutes minutes taking their toll!
This big-name player Kyrie Irving congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this big-name player.
Kyrie Irving scratches the back of his neck nervously. Stephen Curry has the look of someone who has seen things. Yours truly held it together all evening without a bathroom break. That's professionalism. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
114-93 (V)
This guy with a proven track record Al Horford comes out firing! A buzzer beater in the first minute!
Luke Kornet with another bucket! You can't stop this man!
Jake LaRavia, this giant, erases the shot at the rim! Rim protector!
Kyrie Irving goes to work and dishes! Gorgeous feed facing the rim! Ridiculous creativity!
Luke Kornet, this little firecracker, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Both teams head to the locker room. Jake LaRavia wipes his forehead with his jersey. Juicy intel: Jake LaRavia turned down an endorsement deal because he'd have to wear a mascot costume. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Jake LaRavia, this giant, showcases next-level basketball IQ with a gorgeous layup!
The crowd is on its feet! An incredible energy as Al Horford takes the court!
Al Horford, this hooper's hooper, rotates on defense! Insane court vision team commitment!
This player nobody saw coming Jake LaRavia embraces the pressure! This is what greatness looks like!
This who-is-this-guy player Luke Kornet is all smiles! The stats back up the brilliance!
Kyrie Irving and Jake LaRavia stare at each other in silence for five seconds. Then burst out laughing at the exact same time. My evening? A microphone, cold coffee, and the greatest show on earth. What more could you ask for. Thanks for the game! And now, tonight's feature film: 'Fast and Furious 47: The Quest for a Parking Spot.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
125-89 (V)
Tip-off! Luke Kornet gets us started! Let's go!
Jake LaRavia, this 7-footer, uses strength and skill for a two-handed slam! Complete player!
This guy everybody knows Stephen Curry connects on the pick-and-roll! Assist for a scoop layup!
Kyrie Irving with the highlight-reel tear drop! This headliner owning the moment!
This reliable star Kyrie Irving with the screen navigation! Gets through and contests!
Coach calls everyone back. Stephen Curry drags his feet toward the tunnel. Anecdote: Stephen Curry slipped on a banana peel during practice. The videos leaked. The internet never forgets. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
Kyrie Irving with an incredible euro-step from the right corner! Standing ovation!
This hidden prospect Luke Kornet and the team deliver a masterpiece! A fadeaway jumper! Perfection!
This surprise package Jake LaRavia calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Al Horford high-fives everyone on the bench! A fist pump toward the bench! The energy is contagious!
Al Horford, this mammoth, takes the final bow! A salute to the fans! Dominant display!
Jake LaRavia and Stephen Curry act out a movie scene where they reunite in slow motion. The crowd is dying. During the timeout, I tried to do pull-ups on the edge of the broadcast booth. Zero. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
101-102 (D)
Luke Kornet opens with a hook shot! This guy nobody was talking about making an early statement!
Kyrie Irving, this tweener, posts up and delivers a half-court heave! Textbook!
Stephen Curry gives up the back door! Injury-prone body when overplaying!
Luke Kornet, this undersized dog, gets the look but can't convert from the right corner!
This total unknown Jake LaRavia refuses to accept defeat! A euro-step keeps hope alive!
Break! Al Horford rips his shoes off the second he reaches the locker room. Little secret: Al Horford watches cat videos between quarters. Says it's relaxing. Tipoff! The ball bounces, the arena vibrates, we're back.
This guy with a proven track record Al Horford dribbles out the clock! Defense that's basically a suggestion costing precious seconds!
This newcomer Luke Kornet slaps the floor in anger! The frustration is palpable!
This legit talent Al Horford is living their best moment right now along the baseline!
Stephen Curry can't hit the go-ahead! Injury-prone body when the lights are brightest!
Stephen Curry sits alone on the bench. This certified bucket processing the defeat.
Luke Kornet takes a sip of water and spits it right back out. Stephen Curry doesn't drink. Throat too tight. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. See you soon. In the meantime: 'Wipeout: IKEA on a Saturday.' Worse than the actual obstacles.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
110-81 (V)
Jake LaRavia, this tower, sets the tone immediately! Unreal swagger from the jump!
This headliner Kyrie Irving erupts for a bucket! The floodgates are open!
Al Horford threads the needle! Beautiful assist in the paint! Unreal court vision!
What a play by Stephen Curry! An and-one from way beyond the arc! This multi-time All-Star is cooking!
Luke Kornet slides the feet perfectly and forces a miss! A gym-rat work ethic in every step!
Halftime! Kyrie Irving checks his stats on the board and winces. Fun fact: Kyrie Irving got rejected at a casting for a deodorant commercial. The irony. Second half! The hardwood is about to shake again.
Jake LaRavia with the tough euro-step through contact! This player nobody saw coming won't be denied!
This elite player Stephen Curry puts the exclamation point! A buzzer beater at half court!
Stephen Curry asks the scorer's table for the score! This multi-time All-Star forgot!
Jake LaRavia pumps the fist! This dude out of nowhere feeling it in the paint! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench!
This unknown gem Luke Kornet wraps up a sensational performance! Victory is sweet!
Stephen Curry throws chalk powder like LeBron. Luke Kornet coughs for two minutes straight. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
97-106 (D)
Game time! Luke Kornet and this total unknown ready to put on a show at the gym!
Kyrie Irving, this tweener, wastes a golden chance with a wild floater!
Luke Kornet, this low-to-the-ground speedster, gets stripped facing the rim! Tendency to force bad shots exposed!
This raw talent Luke Kornet commits the and-one foul! Ego the size of Texas in positioning!
Stephen Curry with the smooth euro-step! This certified bucket making it look easy!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Luke Kornet asks for an ice pack. Bus driver's confession: Luke Kornet raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. The tunnel spits the players out. The war resumes.
Al Horford, this mammoth, waves off the play call! Shaky emotions under pressure hurting the team!
Al Horford, this tower, gets the look from way beyond the arc but the lid's on the rim!
Jake LaRavia launches into the right spacing! Eyes in the back of the head and elite court awareness!
Luke Kornet is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Tendency to rush catching up!
Luke Kornet walks off in silence. This raw talent gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Kyrie Irving clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Luke Kornet fidgets with his wristband nervously. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
91-106 (D)
This unknown gem Jake LaRavia catches the damn ball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
Luke Kornet dribbles but the shot rims out! Lack of consistency rears its ugly head!
Kyrie Irving with the lazy pass! Limited stamina leading to easy points!
Stephen Curry lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this franchise guy fooled!
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, takes over from mid-range. A finger roll! That's elite!
Halftime! Luke Kornet walks barefoot on the cold tunnel tiles. Rumor has it Luke Kornet tried to recruit the pizza delivery guy for the team. The guy was 6'9". We're back! The DJ cranks the volume, the players charge onto the court.
Stephen Curry slams the leather in frustration! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
This world-class player Kyrie Irving rattles it out! So close yet so far in the paint!
Luke Kornet attacks to the right spot! A killer instinct off-ball movement!
Jake LaRavia dribbles but the legs won't cooperate! Sometimes predictable game catching up!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, hangs the head. Tough loss despite scary good handles effort.
Stephen Curry leaves the court at a jog. Kyrie Irving stays there, planted at center court, motionless. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. See you soon. Coming up: 'Extreme Couponing: Family of Eight at Walmart.' Double episode.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
100-123 (D)
Kyrie Irving spins into position! This elite player not wasting any time!
Stephen Curry misfires driving to the hoop! Even this established star has off nights!
Stephen Curry throws it into the stands! What was that from this jersey-selling name!
Stephen Curry, this solid build, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over lack of consistency!
Kyrie Irving with insane court vision finds the angle for a deep three!
The players head in. Luke Kornet slips on the wet tunnel floor. They say Luke Kornet eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Stephen Curry glares at the scoreboard! This reliable star not happy with the situation!
Luke Kornet, this pocket rocket, double-clutches and misses! Indecision from this rising star!
Kyrie Irving, this do-it-all player, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
This potential breakout star Jake LaRavia calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Limited stamina taking its toll!
Luke Kornet had the chances but couldn't convert. This rising star left wanting.
Kyrie Irving and Stephen Curry walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. During the game, I counted how many times I said 'incredible.' Seventeen. A personal record. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
111-101 (V)
This player on the come-up Al Horford opens the scoring! A fadeaway jumper! Early advantage!
Kyrie Irving buries a fadeaway jumper back to the basket! This top-tier talent is on fire tonight!
Luke Kornet a defensive rebound at the critical moment! Night-in night-out consistency right on cue!
This raw talent Luke Kornet orchestrates the offense at half court! Maestro!
This guy nobody was talking about Jake LaRavia runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
Finally a breather. Jake LaRavia has calf cramps, the physio rushes over. Locker room anecdote: Jake LaRavia talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Luke Kornet drains an and-one at the top of the key! Textbook iron discipline!
Jake LaRavia soaks in a hostile crowd! This surprise package living for these moments!
Kyrie Irving finds the open teammate! This guy everybody knows making everyone better!
The legend of Jake LaRavia grows! This guy nobody was talking about adding another chapter from mid-range!
Jake LaRavia daps up the opponent! Respect from this guy nobody was talking about after the battle!
Kyrie Irving takes Jake LaRavia by the hand and they bow to the crowd like stage actors. I spent my evening screaming into a microphone, and honestly, I'd do it all over again. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
103-114 (D)
Jake LaRavia fires up the crowd to open the game! This hungry young player starting strong!
Luke Kornet launches the leather right into the defender's hands! Tendency to rush!
Al Horford charges right into the defender! Turnover! Defense that's basically a suggestion when controlling pace!
Al Horford gets caught flat-footed! This respected competitor beaten to the spot!
Al Horford, this established player, operates on the low block with a step-back three! Clinic!
The players leave the court. Al Horford clings to the tunnel railing. Fun fact: Al Horford is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. The show goes on. Players take position. Silence. Whistle.
Al Horford, this next-level player, refuses to high-five! Injury-prone body hurting the chemistry!
Jake LaRavia, this dark horse, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
Kyrie Irving spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
Stephen Curry asks for the ball to slow the pace! This franchise guy needs air!
Stephen Curry reflects on what could have been. Lack of consistency the difference tonight.
Jake LaRavia replays the score in his head on a loop. Luke Kornet tries to think about something else. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. Good evening! Up next: 'Fixer Upper: Renovating a Studio on a Twelve-Dollar Budget.' Challenge accepted.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Jake LaRavia.
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