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| # | Team | 승 | 패 | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 3 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 4 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 6 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | My Team | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | New York Over-Timers | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 10 | Houston Blast-Off | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 13 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 15 | Phoenix No-Defense | 2 | 13 | 4 |
| 16 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 2 | 13 | 4 |
프리시즌
Kill the cameras, turn off your phones, and shut your mouths because what we're about to witness tonight only happens once in a generation. We're in the belly of an arena where the floor trembles under the bass, where the Jumbotron spits fire, where 20,000 lunatics are screaming their heads off before the tip-off even happens. The franchise walking onto this court isn't a basketball club, it's a war machine forged in the pain of defeat and the madness of impossible comebacks. Every player here has gladiator blood in his veins and an ego size of Texas. The team with no name, baby! Alright, let's not kid ourselves, if the arena is packed to the gills, it's because of THE phenomenon. This guy isn't just a basketball player, he's a walking cheat code on the hardwood: give it up for 르브론 제임스! Picture this: standing at 206 cm, but he handles the rock with the agility of a 5'10" point guard and launches missiles from 30 feet like he's at shootaround. When he attacks the paint, it's simple, he's a freight train: either you get out of the way, or you end up on his poster doing the rounds on social media for a week straight. I asked a former player what it felt like to guard him. He looked at me with hollow eyes and said: "It's like trying to catch smoke." Smoke, my friends. You think you've got him, you close your hands, and there's nothing there. He's already on the other side of the court drilling a three in your face with a little smirk. The kind of player who makes you want to quit basketball and open a bakery, because at least bread doesn't disappear when you try to touch it. Moment of truth, folks. You see the guy at the end of the bench, the one who looks completely lost among the giants? That's 아이언맨. A 슈퍼히어로 in civilian life. The kind of guy who handles bare hands better than a basketball, and who somehow ended up on a professional roster because the coach "had a vision." A vision, ladies and gentlemen. Probably somewhere between his second and third mojito at the All-Star Weekend party. 아이언맨 has a unique playing style: he runs a lot, understands very little, and has an unfortunate tendency to treat the game and the basketball exact same way. The fans already love him. Not for his stats (he has none) but because every time he steps on the court, it's Christmas morning. Now listen up, the owner has pulled out the checkbook and he's willing to eat the luxury tax penalties. We're in the big leagues. Two max contracts, well-paid veterans on every corner. They're all-in. Every extra dollar spent costs them three in taxes, but they don't care: they want to raise that trophy in June and they've got the firepower to back it up.
매치데이 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
80-120 (패)
This world-class player 스테판 커리 means business! Fast start at the top of the key!
르브론 제임스 explodes but the shot rims out! Tendency to force bad shots rears its ugly head!
This jersey-selling name 니콜라 요키치 commits the 5-second violation! Clock management sometimes predictable game!
트레이 영 gets crossed over! This dude putting the league on notice left frozen from the left corner!
르브론 제임스, this 7-footer, throws the hands up! Exasperated from the right corner!
Rest time. 아이언맨 isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Locker room intel: 아이언맨 has a tattoo of a basketball hoop on his butt. That's commitment. Back in action! The coach got the message across.
스테판 커리, this jersey-selling name, with the shot-clock heave! No good from the left corner!
니콜라 요키치 dunks but the legs won't cooperate! Tendency to rush catching up!
스테판 커리 with the backcourt violation! This elite player under too much pressure!
아이언맨 stares in disbelief! The look of a 슈퍼히어로 who just lost everything!
아이언맨, this living legend, takes the loss hard. Hot head at the wrong moments.
트레이 영 sits on the bench, staring into nothing. 르브론 제임스 has his head in his hands. I tried to take a selfie with the court in the background. My thumb is over the lens. That's all for tonight! Coming up: 'CSI: Underground Parking Garage.' Riveting stuff.
매치데이 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
133-87 (승)
니콜라 요키치, this headliner, draws first blood! A thunderous slam to start!
아이언맨 with the step-back fadeaway jumper! Creating space like a 슈퍼히어로 with their bare hands!
르브론 제임스, this once-in-a-lifetime player, sets the table in transition! Assist master!
This first-ballot legend 르브론 제임스 with a vintage floater! The old magic is still there!
아이언맨 pressures the inbound! This once-in-a-lifetime player with relentless ridiculous creativity!
Halftime. The physio pounces on 아이언맨 to massage his thighs. Little secret: 아이언맨 has a secret TikTok account with 12 followers. Posts cooking tutorials. The arena lights up, the players are back. Game on.
스테판 커리 with an incredible devastating dunk on the low block! Standing ovation!
트레이 영 even the deep bench is scoring! Complete team effort tonight!
니콜라 요키치, this oversized freak, accidentally passes to the ref! Nice assist this reliable star!
스테판 커리, this elite player, with the too-small gesture! A chest bump! Mismatch!
아이언맨 puts a bow on it! Clean finish, just like a 슈퍼히어로 wrapping up the job!
스테판 커리 does a cartwheel at center court. 트레이 영 tries one too and eats it. On my end, I ate peanuts through the entire third quarter. Salt is my drug of choice. That's a wrap! And now, 'The Price Is Right: Why Nobody Answers the Phone Anymore.'
매치데이 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
125-86 (승)
아이언맨 looks dialed in from the start! That dawg mentality preparation showing!
스테판 커리, this guy everybody knows, operates facing the rim with a euro-step! Clinic!
르브론 제임스, this undisputed superstar, draws the double and finds the open shooter! Night-in night-out consistency!
아이언맨 pulls up and drills a step-back three! Can't teach that!
스테판 커리 with the help-side defensive stop! This jersey-selling name always in position!
The locker room fills up. 아이언맨 has already eaten three oranges. Rumor has it 아이언맨 talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. There they are. The coach must have found the right words.
르브론 제임스, this undisputed superstar, unleashes a euro-step under the basket! Bang!
스테판 커리, this world-class player, with the dagger and then some! An and-one!
르브론 제임스, this undisputed superstar, accidentally chest-bumps the ref! Excuse me sir!
니콜라 요키치 with the emphatic victory dance! This big-name player letting everyone know!
니콜라 요키치, this towering presence, takes the final bow! A primal scream! Dominant display!
니콜라 요키치 and 르브론 제임스 pound their chests like gorillas. The coach pretends not to know them. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
매치데이 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
111-92 (승)
And we're underway! 니콜라 요키치 touches the orange first! This guy everybody knows looks eager!
니콜라 요키치 crosses over and it's a deep three! This top-tier talent proving the doubters wrong!
아이언맨 guards the perimeter! Patrolling with 슈퍼히어로 vigilance!
아이언맨 with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! Eyes in the back of the head on that one!
This solid pro 트레이 영 sets the back screen! Pure God-given talent off-ball contribution!
Off to the locker room. 스테판 커리 has already drained two water bottles. Fun fact: 스테판 커리 is unbeatable at arm wrestling in the locker room. Even the center is scared. The players are back. Some look fresh, others... Not so much.
트레이 영, this name that's buzzing, drops a fadeaway jumper from way beyond the arc! Pure artistry!
르브론 제임스, this tower, gets the standing ovation! Palpable tension!
This living legend 르브론 제임스 swings the leather around! Ridiculous creativity ball movement!
니콜라 요키치, this guy everybody knows, has the crowd in the palm of the hand! An incredible energy!
르브론 제임스 can breathe! The win is secured, it's over!
스테판 커리 grabs the arena mic and screams. Just a scream. 르브론 제임스 applauds. My wife texted me: 'when are you coming home?' I said 'after the game.' That was two hours ago. Thanks for being here. Now put down the remote, it's time for 'Wheel of Misfortune.'
매치데이 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
110-82 (승)
Tip-off! 르브론 제임스 gets us started! Let's go!
르브론 제임스 scores from downtown! A deep three with scary good handles! Brilliant!
아이언맨 covers acres of the temple of basketball! The endurance of a 슈퍼히어로 on a double shift!
아이언맨 finds them in the free-throw line! Navigating the floor like a 슈퍼히어로 navigates rush hour!
르브론 제임스 reads the defense perfectly! Iron discipline and a sky-high basketball IQ!
End of the second quarter. 스테판 커리 is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Staff confession: 스테판 커리 is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
A buzzer beater from 르브론 제임스! This generational talent is putting on a show tonight!
Wild stands is electric when 아이언맨 has the orange! A 슈퍼히어로 charging the room!
This global icon 아이언맨 unites the locker room! Natural-born leadership captain's mentality!
This respected competitor 트레이 영 plays every possession like the last! Insane court vision burning bright!
니콜라 요키치 shoots into the tunnel with the W! This bonafide star all smiles!
아이언맨 runs the full court high-fiving everyone. 스테판 커리 follows doing the wave alone. I learned tonight that 아이언맨 used to be a 슈퍼히어로. That explains the unique running style. That's a wrap! Coming up: 'American Idol: Accountant Edition.' Singing, dancing, and spreadsheets.
매치데이 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
94-112 (패)
스테판 커리 dishes onto the floor! The crowd roars for this bonafide star!
스테판 커리 drives the rock right into the defender's hands! Hot head!
스테판 커리, this versatile guy, commits the travel! Heavy feet in the footwork!
This max-contract guy 니콜라 요키치 picks up the cheap foul! Ego the size of Texas showing!
This undisputed superstar 르브론 제임스 is automatic at the top of the key! An alley-oop drops again!
Break time. 르브론 제임스 bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Exclusive info: 르브론 제임스 is banned for life from the McDonald's near the arena. The details remain murky. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
아이언맨 mutters to himself walking back! This hall-of-fame lock fighting inner demons!
니콜라 요키치 air-mails a buzzer-beater on the low block! Way off for this world-class player!
This household name 르브론 제임스 runs the pick-and-pop to perfection! Tactical mastery!
This well-respected player 트레이 영 is a warrior but the body says no! The 48 regulation minutes of war!
니콜라 요키치, this bonafide star, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
스테판 커리 lets out a big exhale walking through the door. 아이언맨 holds his in. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. Good evening! Now: 'Destination Unknown: The Roundabout in Scranton, PA.' Total adventure.
매치데이 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
99-117 (패)
니콜라 요키치, this multi-time All-Star, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
르브론 제임스 clanks another one off the rim! This certified GOAT candidate needs to find rhythm!
아이언맨 trips up in the three-point line! A 슈퍼히어로 never trips at work... Right?
니콜라 요키치 falls asleep on the weak side! Occasional mental lapses exposed!
르브론 제임스 attacks past the defense for an alley-oop! Size advantage from this this 7-footer!
The players head in. 트레이 영 slips on the wet tunnel floor. Did you know 트레이 영 keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Here they come. Fresh as daisies. Or not. We'll find out soon enough.
르브론 제임스, this mammoth, pounds the scorer's table! Heavy feet on full display!
This seasoned vet 트레이 영 rattles it out! So close yet so far at the top of the key!
This dude putting the league on notice 트레이 영 recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
르브론 제임스 is running on pure willpower! This all-time great refusing to quit!
아이언맨, this miniature missile, trudges off the arena. Lessons to take from this one.
아이언맨 rips off his headband and throws it on the ground. 트레이 영 picks up his own and folds it carefully. My evening? I spent it holding back tears. Of joy? Of exhaustion? Both. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
매치데이 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
105-113 (패)
아이언맨 dishes with energy from the opening whistle! This basketball god locked in!
A buzzer-beater by 트레이 영 in the paint is way off! Tough night for this seasoned vet!
트레이 영 with the lazy pass! Occasional mental lapses leading to easy points!
스테판 커리, this tweener, gets dunked on driving to the hoop! Poster material!
아이언맨 attacks at the top of the key and finishes with a bank shot! Too good!
Break! 르브론 제임스 takes his jersey off before even reaching the locker room. Exclusive: 르브론 제임스 was caught reading a philosophy book on the bench. It was Nietzsche. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
This all-time great 르브론 제임스 shakes the head in disbelief! Nothing going right!
아이언맨 launches and fires but misses everything! Limited stamina tonight!
르브론 제임스 drives into the right spacing! An unmatched feel for the game and elite court awareness!
르브론 제임스 rises up a step slower than usual! Ego the size of Texas in the tank!
아이언맨 walks off in defeat! Even a 슈퍼히어로's skills couldn't save tonight!
스테판 커리 chews his nails on the bench. 니콜라 요키치 stares at his shoes like they're the source of the problem. Your commentator lost his press badge during the game. I had to climb over a barrier. Thanks for tonight. And now: '60 Minutes: The Secrets of the Office Coffee Machine.'
매치데이 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
119-87 (승)
This up-and-coming baller 트레이 영 comes out aggressive! Opens with a buzzer beater at the buzzer!
A devastating dunk! 트레이 영 cannot be stopped tonight! This next-level player is locked in!
니콜라 요키치 with the incredible court vision! This headliner sees passes nobody else does!
A deep three by 르브론 제임스! The crowd erupts! Pure God-given talent personified!
트레이 영 a charge taken and starts the fast break! Defense wins championships!
Coach calls everyone back. 스테판 커리 drags his feet toward the tunnel. Rumor has it 스테판 커리 talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
아이언맨 dunks and scores! Those 슈퍼히어로 hands work wonders with the basketball!
스테판 커리, this top-tier talent, still going full throttle! No mercy tonight!
트레이 영, this little firecracker, headbands slips over the eyes mid-play! Blind this solid pro!
니콜라 요키치, this tower, does the shimmy! A primal scream! The arena goes crazy!
This world-class player 스테판 커리 led from start to finish! Comprehensive win!
트레이 영 pretends to faint from happiness. 아이언맨 pretends to call 911. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
매치데이 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
97-95 (승)
This bonafide star 스테판 커리 comes out firing! A thunderous slam in the first minute!
This established player 트레이 영 reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
르브론 제임스 takes a tough buzzer-beater and it doesn't go! Shaky emotions under pressure in shot selection!
아이언맨 puts it through! The reliability of a 슈퍼히어로 with the game!
르브론 제임스, this potential GOAT, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime. 르브론 제임스's hair is completely soaked, like climbing out of a pool. Little scoop: 르브론 제임스 tried to bribe the DJ to play his song. The DJ agreed. Nobody liked it. Here they come. You can read the determination on their faces.
This world-class player 니콜라 요키치 demands the ball and delivers! On a strategic timeout heroics!
니콜라 요키치, this tower, blankets the shooter from mid-range! No daylight!
The crowd collectively holds its breath for 아이언맨's shot! You could hear a pin drop!
스테판 커리, this guy everybody knows, with the cold-blooded scoop layup from downtown!
니콜라 요키치, this giant, salutes the faithful! A salute to the fans! What a night!
르브론 제임스 runs the full court high-fiving everyone. 스테판 커리 follows doing the wave alone. I learned backstage that 스테판 커리 also does 슈퍼히어로 on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
매치데이 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
124-98 (승)
Opening possession for 아이언맨! First touch, like first touch of their bare hands!
니콜라 요키치, this walking skyscraper, dominates under the basket and puts up an and-one! Unstoppable!
르브론 제임스 forces the step-out-of-bounds! This first-ballot legend hawking the ball!
아이언맨 drops the dime! A 슈퍼히어로 with court vision like that? Unreal!
아이언맨 counters the press! Problem solved, 슈퍼히어로 style!
Halftime whistle! 르브론 제임스 grabs a towel and collapses on the bench. Rumor has it 르브론 제임스 talks to his basketball in the locker room. Nobody dares say it's weird. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
This generational talent 아이언맨 finishes with authority! A tear drop in transition!
아이언맨 feeds off a Finals-like atmosphere! The energy of a 슈퍼히어로 fueled by the game!
니콜라 요키치, this big fella, anchors the second unit! This multi-time All-Star versatile contributor!
르브론 제임스 launches with elegance and power! This household name is the complete package!
This legit talent 트레이 영 caps off a special night! An ice-cold stare at the opposing bench! Until next time!
르브론 제임스 drops to his knees and kisses the court. 스테판 커리 pretends to gag. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. That was beautiful. And now: 'House Hunters International: 90-Square-Foot Studio, Wall View.' A steal.
매치데이 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
96-115 (패)
The game begins and 스테판 커리 is ready! You can see natural-born leadership written all over his face!
스테판 커리, this world-class player, comes up empty! A devastating dunk off target from mid-range!
아이언맨, this lightning-quick little man, steps out of bounds with the rock! Mental lapse!
아이언맨 gets blown by! Even a 슈퍼히어로 couldn't stop that!
아이언맨 just treated the Wilson way they treat the game. A scoop layup, bang!
Break. 르브론 제임스 asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. The staff told me 르브론 제임스 sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
니콜라 요키치 slams the ball in frustration! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
스테판 커리 crosses over the rock into the front rim! That's frustrating for this headliner!
트레이 영 slows the pace when the team needs it! This guy with a proven track record tempo control!
스테판 커리, this reliable star, sucking wind after that sprint! The allotted time of battle!
This big-name player 스테판 커리 congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this big-name player.
르브론 제임스 looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. 스테판 커리 looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. Thanks for being here. Coming up: 'Forbidden Zone: Behind the Scenes of a Vending Machine.'
매치데이 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
104-111 (패)
르브론 제임스 fires up the crowd to open the game! This household name starting strong!
A tear drop attempt by 아이언맨 falls short! Limited stamina in the legs!
아이언맨 loses the Spalding! A 슈퍼히어로 would never be this careless!
트레이 영 lunges the wrong direction! Fake had this legit talent fooled!
니콜라 요키치 knocks down a layup under the basket! Ice in the veins!
Break! 니콜라 요키치 grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Fun fact: 니콜라 요키치 was voted best-looking player on the team. By his mom. In a poll she created herself. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
스테판 커리, this established star, barks at the teammate! Heavy feet taking over!
This name that's buzzing 트레이 영 throws up a prayer on the low block! Not answered!
스테판 커리, this All-Star caliber talent, manipulates the defense with the eyes! A killer instinct!
트레이 영, this small but mighty player, is moving in slow motion! Tank is empty!
트레이 영 dishes to the tunnel in disappointment. This solid pro will learn from this.
스테판 커리's complexion is grey. 르브론 제임스's is red. Defeat comes in different colors. Tonight my colleague told me I smell like stress. I told him it was my cologne. Off to bed! And now: 'Jeopardy: Cafeteria Trivia Edition.'
매치데이 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
116-105 (승)
르브론 제임스 takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
아이언맨 converts from the left corner! A free throw with trademark nerves of steel!
트레이 영, this legit talent, clamps down on the star player! Nerves of steel on the assignment!
This global icon 르브론 제임스 connects on the pick-and-roll! Assist for a two-handed slam!
트레이 영, this compact dynamo, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! Insane court vision!
Both teams head to the locker room. 르브론 제임스 wipes his forehead with his jersey. True story: 르브론 제임스 had his parking spot stolen by San Antonio Skyscrapers's mascot. Still talks about it. Both teams retake the hardwood. Everything is still up for grabs.
스테판 커리 with the smooth tear drop! This headliner making it look easy!
The crowd is on its feet! A Finals-like atmosphere as 르브론 제임스 takes the court!
트레이 영 launches the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
This guy with a proven track record 트레이 영 turns adversity into fuel! A signature move energy!
It's over! 아이언맨 delivers the goods! This basketball god walks off a winner!
니콜라 요키치 does a backflip. Well, he tries. 르브론 제임스 applauds the effort. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
매치데이 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
103-105 (패)
This bonafide star 스테판 커리 gets the crowd going early! The energy is building!
트레이 영 posts up the Spalding with flair and hits a catch-and-shoot triple! Sensational!
스테판 커리 gets burned on the drive! Hot head in lateral movement!
트레이 영 forces a tear drop at half court! This established player trying too hard!
This established star 니콜라 요키치 hits the big three! The deficit down to single digits!
Coach calls everyone back. 아이언맨 drags his feet toward the tunnel. Bus driver's confession: 아이언맨 raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Break's over, the players take their positions.
This basketball god 아이언맨 dribbles out the clock! Heavy feet costing precious seconds!
트레이 영 can't mask the disappointment! This name that's buzzing wearing it on the sleeve!
트레이 영 is writing the story tonight! This next-level player with a bucket from the left corner!
르브론 제임스 misses in the clutch! A floater off the mark in the third quarter!
This seasoned vet 트레이 영 leaves the gymnasium with head held high. Fought to the end.
스테판 커리 has bags under his eyes that weren't there before the game. 아이언맨 has aged ten years in forty minutes. Behind the scenes, I learned 아이언맨 was also a 슈퍼히어로 in a past life. You can feel it in the game. Good evening! Coming up: 'Dancing with the Stars: My Cousin's Wedding Edition.' Open bar.
My Team ends the season #7 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: 르브론 제임스.
Season journal
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