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5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 15 | 0 | 30 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 12 | 3 | 24 |
| 4 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 7 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 8 | Denver Horse-Track | 7 | 8 | 14 |
| 9 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 11 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 12 | My Team | 6 | 9 | 12 |
| 13 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Miami Heart-Attack | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 1 | 14 | 2 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Santiago Aldama Toledo on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 213 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget is starting to look serious. We're no longer in the cheap seats, they've finally got a payroll that lets them look other franchises in the eye. The roster is balanced, there's talent at every position, and the bench isn't a cosmic void anymore. But they're dancing right on the luxury tax line, so every signing is an apothecary's calculation. A blockbuster trade? Possible, but something's gotta give. It's chess, and the GM is a pretty damn good player.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
86-131 (D)
Tip-off! Hugo González gets us started! Let's go!
Sergio de Larrea forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Hugo González throws it into the stands! What was that from this total unknown!
Santiago Aldama Toledo reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Santiago Aldama Toledo mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Hugo González grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Hugo González started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Ricky Rubio misfires from the left corner! This name that's buzzing searching for answers!
This newcomer Santiago Aldama Toledo has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This newcomer Santiago Aldama Toledo with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Ricky Rubio storms to the bench! This player on the come-up is visibly upset!
Santiago Aldama Toledo reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Hugo González's gaze is cold, distant. Sergio de Larrea's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
121-103 (V)
Sergio de Larrea, this surprise package, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Ricky Rubio goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This solid pro is relentless!
Hugo González with the help-side brilliant anticipation! This newcomer always in position!
Santiago Aldama Toledo with the transition assist! This potential breakout star pushing the pace with pure God-given talent!
This dude out of nowhere Santiago Aldama Toledo switches defensive assignments on the fly! Next-level basketball IQ!
First half is done. Santiago Aldama Toledo is chugging Gatorade like it's water. The staff told me Santiago Aldama Toledo sings in the shower. Badly. Very badly. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
This name that's buzzing Ricky Rubio is automatic along the baseline! A free throw drops again!
You can feel a hostile crowd through the screen! Hugo González in the spotlight!
Ricky Rubio attacks the pick-and-roll to perfection! Chemistry on display!
Aday Mara dribbles like a player possessed! Silky smooth technique unleashed!
Aday Mara, this player nobody saw coming, with the post-game interview smile! An off-the-charts basketball IQ all night!
Santiago Aldama Toledo blows a kiss to the camera. Ricky Rubio blows twelve. Sergio de Larrea blocks the lens. Yours truly survived this game without losing his voice. It was touch and go. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
85-107 (D)
This diamond in the rough Aday Mara comes out aggressive! Opens with a fadeaway jumper from the left corner!
This raw talent Aday Mara with a rare miss from downtown! Even the best stumble!
This player making noise Ricky Rubio with a careless turnover! Gift-wrapped for the opponent!
This league veteran Ricky Rubio gives up the offensive rebound! Injury-prone body when boxing out!
Sergio de Larrea knocks down a fadeaway jumper driving to the hoop! Ice in the veins!
Break. Sergio de Larrea asks the medical staff for coffee. Request denied. They say Sergio de Larrea eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. We resume. Eyes locked in, jaws clenched.
Santiago Aldama Toledo goes to work and kicks the stanchion! This newcomer losing composure!
This potential breakout star Hugo González misses the mark! A pull-up jumper goes begging from the left corner!
Aday Mara reads the defense perfectly! A gym-rat work ethic and a sky-high basketball IQ!
Aday Mara is gassed! This potential breakout star bent over at half court! Shaky emotions under pressure catching up!
Hugo González had the chances but couldn't convert. This surprise package left wanting.
Ricky Rubio clenches his left fist, unclenches, clenches again. Sergio de Larrea fidgets with his wristband nervously. On my end, I ate three chocolate bars during the timeouts. Sports make you hungry, even in the booth. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
108-101 (V)
Sergio de Larrea steps back onto the floor! The crowd roars for this rising star!
This who-is-this-guy player Aday Mara does it again! A bucket with effortless precision!
This hidden prospect Hugo González with the weak-side rebound in traffic! Incredible help!
Ricky Rubio, this tweener, runs the offense with next-level basketball IQ! Beautiful passing!
Sergio de Larrea spaces the floor perfectly! Great read of the system!
End of the second quarter. Ricky Rubio is breathing so loud you can hear it from here. Little secret: Ricky Rubio listens to Celine Dion to focus. I repeat, Celine Dion. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Aday Mara, this surprise package, drops a half-court heave facing the rim! Pure artistry!
Aday Mara, this smooth operator, gets the standing ovation! A crowd fully behind them!
Ricky Rubio puts ego aside! The team comes first for this well-respected player!
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this rising star, answers every challenge! That dawg mentality never fading!
Aday Mara, this smooth operator, takes the final bow! A hug with the coach! Dominant display!
Aday Mara cries tears of joy in Santiago Aldama Toledo's arms. Sergio de Larrea is also crying but nobody knows why. While you were watching the game, I was desperately searching for my pen. Still haven't found it. Until next time! Up next: 'Kitchen Nightmares: Corporate Cafeteria.' This is gonna be good.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
114-101 (V)
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this giant, takes the court! The standing ovation is electric!
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this tower, uses every inch to deliver a floater!
Sergio de Larrea, this giant, contests everything in the paint! Pure God-given talent on full display!
Aday Mara with the outlet pass! Coast-to-coast assist! That dawg mentality on that one!
Sergio de Larrea, this hungry young player, draws the double team and finds the open man! High IQ!
Halftime! Sergio de Larrea looks in the mirror and shakes his head. Did you know Sergio de Larrea keeps a photo of his dog in his right shoe? It's a Bichon. Back on the hardwood. The tension has gone up a notch.
Hugo González, this hungry young player, knifes through for a buzzer beater from mid-range! Wow!
Deafening noise! Ricky Rubio dribbles and the building shakes!
This rising star Sergio de Larrea unites the locker room! Silky smooth technique captain's mentality!
Sergio de Larrea, this absolute unit, is on a mission! Nothing can stop this total unknown right now!
Hugo González, this dude out of nowhere, embraces the teammates! A finger to the lips to hush the crowd! Sweet victory!
Hugo González pretends to faint from happiness. Aday Mara pretends to call 911. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
110-106 (V)
Sergio de Larrea, this 7-footer, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Hugo González sprints to close out! A defensive rebound back to the basket! Great effort!
A tear drop attempt by Aday Mara falls short! Hot head in the legs!
Aday Mara with the decisive layup! A gym-rat work ethic when it matters most!
Sergio de Larrea, this absolute unit, exploits the mismatch back to the basket! Smart play!
Break. Sergio de Larrea collapses next to the vending machine. Physio's confession: Sergio de Larrea purrs when you massage his calves. Like a cat. A big cat. Back on the court. The crowd greets them with a standing ovation.
This hungry young player Hugo González converts the and-one in the dying seconds! Three-point play!
Aday Mara times it perfectly and rejects the shot! An iron-wall defense from downtown!
You can cut the tension with a knife! Wild stands as Ricky Rubio steps up!
Sergio de Larrea, this hungry young player, rises to the occasion! An and-one from downtown! Huge!
It's over! Ricky Rubio delivers the goods! This up-and-coming baller walks off a winner!
Hugo González takes a bow for the crowd. Sergio de Larrea bows to Hugo González. The nobility of basketball. Tonight I yelled so loud the guy in the next booth asked me to keep it down. Mid-game. That's it for tonight. Coming up: 'True Confessions: I Put Ketchup on Pasta.'
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
103-99 (V)
Aday Mara, this do-it-all player, is introduced and the arena explodes! This hidden prospect is in the building!
Santiago Aldama Toledo strips the ball cleanly! Veteran move right there!
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this beanpole, gets the look but can't convert facing the rim!
Aday Mara, this do-it-all player, with a silky hook shot from downtown! Smooth operator!
Santiago Aldama Toledo pushes the pace in transition! Scary good handles showing in every play!
Well-deserved break. Ricky Rubio looks like someone who just ran a marathon. Anecdote: Ricky Rubio once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Both teams retake the floor. The best may be yet to come.
Ricky Rubio posts up for the game-tying finger roll! At the jump ball! Unbelievable!
This guy nobody was talking about Santiago Aldama Toledo reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
A crowd fully behind them fills the arena! This unknown gem Hugo González feeds off the energy!
This hooper's hooper Ricky Rubio silences the crowd! A layup in transition! Stone cold!
Aday Mara, this swiss-army-knife type, carries the team to victory! MVP-level performance!
Sergio de Larrea makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Santiago Aldama Toledo makes a bigger heart. Aday Mara makes a massive heart. My chair squeaked the entire game. Everyone thinks it was me. It was not me. Thanks everyone! Up next: 'Ice Road Truckers: Uber Eats Delivery on a Rainy Night.'
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
105-106 (D)
This potential breakout star Santiago Aldama Toledo comes out firing! A buzzer beater in the first minute!
This hungry young player Aday Mara with a vintage half-court heave! The old magic is still there!
Sergio de Larrea, this giant, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over tendency to rush!
Aday Mara clanks another one off the rim! This rising star needs to find rhythm!
Santiago Aldama Toledo takes the lead! A floater! The comeback is complete! Unbelievable!
End of the first act. Aday Mara is puffing like a steam engine heading back. Staff confession: Aday Mara is afraid of pigeons. Not 7-foot centers, no. Pigeons. We're back! The players look fired up.
Aday Mara gets stripped in the dying seconds! That's gonna be a costly turnover!
Sergio de Larrea, this towering presence, waves off the play call! Defense that's basically a suggestion hurting the team!
Aday Mara is the protagonist tonight! This potential breakout star authoring a masterpiece!
This dude out of nowhere Hugo González can't deliver when it matters! Limited stamina under pressure!
This player nobody saw coming Santiago Aldama Toledo congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this player nobody saw coming.
Ricky Rubio's brow is furrowed, lips pressed thin. Sergio de Larrea breathes through his nose, hard, steady, trying to calm down. Tonight my voice traveled three octaves. Baritone to soprano. Basketball does that to you. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
89-130 (D)
Sergio de Larrea dribbles into position! This diamond in the rough not wasting any time!
Santiago Aldama Toledo spins the orange right into the defender's hands! Injury-prone body!
Ricky Rubio tries to be too fancy and loses the rock! Occasional mental lapses in the decision-making!
Hugo González gets crossed over! This player nobody saw coming left frozen from downtown!
Sergio de Larrea picks up the second technical! This guy nobody was talking about ejected! Heavy feet!
Buzzer sounds, halftime! Aday Mara walks head down toward the tunnel. Confession: Aday Mara believes the away locker room is haunted. Refuses to go in alone. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Santiago Aldama Toledo fires away and fires but misses everything! Occasional mental lapses tonight!
Hugo González, this tree of a man, with tired legs under the basket! Occasional mental lapses slowing this newcomer down!
Hugo González charges right into the defender! Turnover! Ego the size of Texas when controlling pace!
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this absolute unit, pounds the scorer's table! Tendency to force bad shots on full display!
This dude putting the league on notice Ricky Rubio tips the hat to the winner. Respect despite the pain.
Ricky Rubio closes his eyes walking out. Sergio de Larrea keeps his wide open, fixed, empty. I learned that Ricky Rubio's father was a volunteer firefighter. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. That's all! Coming up: 'Hotel Hell: Airbnb With No Lock Edition.' Chills guaranteed.
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
97-98 (D)
Santiago Aldama Toledo takes the floor with that look in his eyes! He came to play tonight!
Aday Mara, this swiss-army-knife type, elevates for a monster bucket!
Hugo González overcommits and gets beat! Tendency to force bad shots when reading the play!
Hugo González takes a tough double-clutch layup and it doesn't go! Limited stamina in shot selection!
Aday Mara, this versatile guy, blocks the shot and starts the break! Comeback!
Rest time. Ricky Rubio isolates in a corner of the locker room, headphones on. Anecdote: Ricky Rubio tried to impress the Denver Horse-Track players with a warm-up dunk. Hit the rim. With his face. Back for the second half. The coach slammed his fist on the table.
Ricky Rubio drives but can't score in crunch time! Opportunity lost!
This well-respected player Ricky Rubio stares at the ref! That look could freeze water!
Sergio de Larrea pulls up with purpose! Scary good handles driving this team forward!
Ricky Rubio can't handle the pressure! This up-and-coming baller folds at the last second!
Hugo González, this oversized freak, trudges off the den. Lessons to take from this one.
Aday Mara mutters 'damn' under his breath. Hugo González says 'yeah' in the same tone. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. Good evening! Up next: 'Criminal Minds: Finding the Colleague Who Steals Yogurt from the Fridge.'
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
109-114 (D)
Aday Mara, this surprise package, embraces the electric crowd! Game on!
Aday Mara, this smooth operator, takes over off the pick and roll. A pull-up jumper! That's elite!
Sergio de Larrea, this big fella, can't keep up with the speed! Limited stamina exposed!
Aday Mara, this hidden prospect, comes up empty! A catch-and-shoot triple off target from the right corner!
This name that's buzzing Ricky Rubio draws the charge! Momentum swinging under the basket!
Halftime. The physio pounces on Aday Mara to massage his thighs. Anecdote: Aday Mara once shot at the wrong basket during warm-ups. Nobody has forgotten. Let's go, we're back. The crowd claps in rhythm.
Aday Mara crosses over and slips! Turnover in the first half! Heavy feet!
Hugo González mutters to himself walking back! This dark horse fighting inner demons!
This newcomer Hugo González turns adversity into fuel! An All-Star Game worthy play energy!
Aday Mara, this dude out of nowhere, commits the late turnover! Shaky emotions under pressure with the ball!
Sergio de Larrea, this hidden prospect, will be back stronger. This defeat fuels the fire.
Ricky Rubio pushes away the reporter's microphone with a gesture. Santiago Aldama Toledo takes the interview and says 'not tonight'. On my end, the AC in the booth broke down. I sweated more than Santiago Aldama Toledo. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
110-106 (V)
Ricky Rubio fires up the crowd to open the game! This seasoned vet starting strong!
This surprise package Aday Mara forces the air ball with pressure! Suffocating!
A double-clutch layup from Ricky Rubio hits the iron! Injury-prone body under the spotlight!
Santiago Aldama Toledo with another bucket! You can't stop this man!
Aday Mara, this combo guard, positions perfectly for the offensive rebound! An off-the-charts basketball IQ!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Hugo González asks for an ice pack. I've been told Hugo González always puts his left shoe on first. The one day he switched, gave up 40 points. We're back! The players look fired up.
This dude putting the league on notice Ricky Rubio converts the free throws under pressure! Eyes in the back of the head under pressure!
Sergio de Larrea with the huge rebound in traffic on the low block! This guy nobody was talking about says no!
This rising star Aday Mara acknowledges the fans! A Playoff atmosphere of mutual respect!
Aday Mara, this tweener, hits the big shot! In the money time! That's a closer!
Final buzzer! Aday Mara is the hero! This potential breakout star with a game for the ages!
Sergio de Larrea and Aday Mara form a tunnel for Santiago Aldama Toledo to crawl through. Too tall. Gets stuck. Tonight I lost my voice, rediscovered my passion, and forgot where I parked. A complete evening. That's all for today. Up next: 'Dateline: The True Cost of a Cup of Yogurt.' Deep investigation.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
94-118 (D)
Hugo González, this total unknown, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Aday Mara lets fly but the shot rims out! Sometimes predictable game rears its ugly head!
Ricky Rubio launches into a trap! Tendency to force bad shots when reading the defense!
Santiago Aldama Toledo gets screened out of the play! This diamond in the rough lost in traffic!
Ricky Rubio scores with freakish explosiveness. A catch-and-shoot triple from mid-range! Too smooth!
Break! Sergio de Larrea has left a puddle of sweat at every step through the tunnel. I've been told Sergio de Larrea once ordered a pizza during a timeout. The coach was not amused. Back to business. The players bounce around to warm up.
Santiago Aldama Toledo drives the towel! This who-is-this-guy player showing shaky emotions under pressure!
Aday Mara, this tweener, draws the foul but can't capitalize! Occasional mental lapses!
Hugo González, this long boy, seals the defender for position! Fundamentals!
This dude out of nowhere Aday Mara can barely get up the court! Fatigue setting in!
Sergio de Larrea walks off in silence. This raw talent gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Ricky Rubio walks in slow motion, arms dangling. Santiago Aldama Toledo speeds up. Wants it to be over. Confession: I bet against my favorite team tonight. Superstition. It works half the time. Alright, good night! Up next: 'Secret Life of Your Mailman.' Episode 47.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
106-119 (D)
This raw talent Hugo González catches the damn ball early and goes to work! Opening salvo!
This raw talent Sergio de Larrea rattles it out! So close yet so far under the basket!
Santiago Aldama Toledo explodes into a dead end along the baseline! Turnover! Lack of consistency!
Santiago Aldama Toledo scrambles but can't close out! Open look given up! Tendency to force bad shots!
Sergio de Larrea, this long boy, showcases silky smooth technique with a gorgeous two-handed slam!
End of the first half. Santiago Aldama Toledo is beet red but still standing. Fun fact: Santiago Aldama Toledo tried to patent a celebration after a three-pointer. The application was rejected. Come on, second half! The best is yet to come. Or the worst. Who knows.
Aday Mara takes off away from the huddle! This unknown gem in a dark place mentally!
Hugo González, this beanpole, loses the handle and the opportunity! Tendency to rush!
Aday Mara, this all-around player, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Santiago Aldama Toledo, this guy nobody was talking about, sucking wind after that sprint! This ball game of battle!
Santiago Aldama Toledo explodes to the tunnel in disappointment. This diamond in the rough will learn from this.
Ricky Rubio walks like someone carrying the weight of the world. Aday Mara drags one foot after the other. Fun fact: my driver has been waiting in the parking lot for an hour. He's sent me 14 messages. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
90-117 (D)
The game begins and Santiago Aldama Toledo is ready! You can see scary good handles written all over his face!
Aday Mara forces a sky hook back to the basket! This hidden prospect trying too hard!
Ricky Rubio, this combo guard, gets called for the carry! Heavy feet in ball-handling!
Ricky Rubio gets burned on the drive! Sometimes predictable game in lateral movement!
Santiago Aldama Toledo dishes past everyone for a finger roll! This tower on a mission!
Both teams head to the locker room. Ricky Rubio wipes his forehead with his jersey. Fun fact: Ricky Rubio tried to negotiate a 'mandatory nap' clause in his contract. Denied. The players step onto the hardwood once more. The second half starts now.
This surprise package Hugo González throws an elbow in frustration! Heavy feet on full display!
Hugo González rises up the ball into nothing! Ego the size of Texas on full display tonight!
Hugo González posts up into the right spacing! A killer instinct and elite court awareness!
Aday Mara misses from fatigue! This diamond in the rough can't get the elevation back to the basket!
This diamond in the rough Aday Mara leaves the floor with head held high. Fought to the end.
Sergio de Larrea's eyes are red, jaw tight. Ricky Rubio apologizes to the coach, voice cracking. Your commentator broke his personal screaming record tonight. My throat is not thanking me. We're wrapping up the mics. Up next: 'Chopped: Tupperware Lunch at the Office Edition.'
My Team finishes #12 (6W-9L). Better luck next season! MVP: Santiago Aldama Toledo.
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