Mi quinteto ideal — basketball_team 🇪🇸
5 miembros · TeamBranch
Diario de temporada
Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | My Team | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got LeBron James on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 206 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
87-130 (D)
Tip-off! LeBron James gets us started! Let's go!
Patty Mills forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
LeBron James throws it into the stands! What was that from this undisputed superstar!
Chris Bosh reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Chris Bosh mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! LeBron James grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know LeBron James started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Stephen Curry misfires from the left corner! This jersey-selling name searching for answers!
This name that's buzzing Chris Bosh has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This name that's buzzing Chris Bosh with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Stephen Curry storms to the bench! This headliner is visibly upset!
Chris Bosh reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
LeBron James's gaze is cold, distant. Patty Mills's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
129-95 (V)
Patty Mills, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Stephen Curry goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This world-class player is relentless!
LeBron James with the bounce pass! This basketball god threading it perfectly!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
Stephen Curry anticipates the cut and deflects the Wilson! This established star reading minds!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Stephen Curry asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Stephen Curry fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Stephen Curry with the tough sky hook through contact! This max-contract guy won't be denied!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, caps off a dominant performance! Ridiculous creativity from start to finish!
This absolute legend LeBron James celebrates too early! A sky hook didn't count! Awkward!
This absolute legend LeBron James holds up three fingers! A bench mob celebration after the triple!
Fran Guerra, this hidden prospect, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
Stephen Curry moonwalks across the hardwood. Patty Mills attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
119-94 (V)
Fran Guerra, this hungry young player, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
A bank shot from Stephen Curry! This guy everybody knows is putting on a show tonight!
Patty Mills a ball recovery with authority! This tweener protecting the paint!
This potential GOAT LeBron James with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Chris Bosh, this seasoned vet, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
Halftime. Stephen Curry wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: Stephen Curry blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
An and-one from LeBron James! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
Listen to that roar! Chris Bosh pulls up and the place explodes!
Chris Bosh, this up-and-coming baller, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Patty Mills leaves it all on the floor! This well-respected player with an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort!
Fran Guerra launches into the tunnel with the W! This potential breakout star all smiles!
Patty Mills points both hands at the sky. LeBron James points at Patty Mills. Chris Bosh points at the exit. I learned backstage that LeBron James also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
132-92 (V)
Fran Guerra rises up into position! This diamond in the rough not wasting any time!
This undisputed superstar LeBron James finishes with authority! A thunderous slam off the pick and roll!
LeBron James goes to work and dishes! Gorgeous feed off the pick and roll! Unreal swagger!
LeBron James dribbles the ball with purpose! An off-balance shot! This global icon means business!
Chris Bosh with the huge flawless defensive rotation at the top of the key! This player making noise says no!
The players head to the locker room. Stephen Curry is sweating like a racehorse. True story: Stephen Curry walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Philadelphia Injury-Report. Awkward. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
LeBron James scores at will! A free throw from mid-range! This all-time great domination!
Stephen Curry fades away with confidence! The game is well in hand for this top-tier talent!
This name that's buzzing Chris Bosh calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Patty Mills pulls up to center court! A raised fist! This established player owns the moment!
That's the game! Patty Mills finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Chris Bosh pretends to plant a flag at center court. Fran Guerra stands at attention. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
105-107 (D)
Patty Mills, this swiss-army-knife type, announced to huge cheers! A Playoff atmosphere!
LeBron James with the highlight-reel double-clutch layup! This potential GOAT owning the moment!
Patty Mills, this tweener, gets dunked on from the right corner! Poster material!
A step-back three from Chris Bosh hits the iron! Hot head under the spotlight!
Stephen Curry forces the turnover! This jersey-selling name creating opportunities on both ends!
Halftime whistle. Stephen Curry flops into the first available chair. Little scoop: Stephen Curry logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Chris Bosh misses in the clutch! A catch-and-shoot triple off the mark in the fourth quarter!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry fouls hard out of frustration! Sometimes predictable game showing!
The legend of Chris Bosh grows! This player on the come-up adding another chapter at the buzzer!
Stephen Curry turns it over on a strategic timeout! This headliner crumbles under pressure!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
LeBron James and Fran Guerra walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
106-103 (V)
LeBron James, this big fella, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Patty Mills, this player on the come-up, walls up at the buzzer! Impenetrable defense!
This dude putting the league on notice Patty Mills puts up a bank shot but it won't fall! Off night!
This respected competitor Chris Bosh is automatic driving to the hoop! A euro-step drops again!
LeBron James makes the hockey pass! A gym-rat work ethic finding the extra pass!
Halftime whistle. LeBron James spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Did you know LeBron James entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Patty Mills, this hooper's hooper, with the clutch crucial offensive board! On the inbound pass stop!
Patty Mills with the suffocating defense! This player making noise is a wall out there!
The fans sense it coming! The energy is building as Stephen Curry gets hot!
Fran Guerra, this big fella, comes up big! A euro-step in the money time! Legend!
This legit talent Chris Bosh thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Patty Mills makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Stephen Curry makes a bigger heart. Fran Guerra makes a massive heart. I learned tonight that Patty Mills used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
128-94 (V)
Stephen Curry looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Stephen Curry, this multi-time All-Star, reads the play perfectly and delivers a tear drop!
This up-and-coming baller Chris Bosh orchestrates the offense back to the basket! Maestro!
A two-handed slam from downtown by Chris Bosh! This big fella with the long range!
LeBron James times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A charge taken facing the rim!
Break time. LeBron James bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Bus driver's confession: LeBron James raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Patty Mills posts up and fires a pull-up jumper! This tweener lighting it up!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, makes it look like practice! Total domination!
This guy with rings on every finger LeBron James trash talks then immediately misses! Karma!
Chris Bosh blows a kiss to the fans! Cool as you like, a team high-five!
Stephen Curry blows past off the court victorious! This big-name player leaves it all out there!
Patty Mills runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
116-83 (V)
Stephen Curry, this headliner, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Fran Guerra knocks down a hook shot off the pick and roll! Ice in the veins!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry with assist number points! Pure God-given talent on display!
Patty Mills buries a step-back three at the top of the key! This guy with a proven track record is on fire tonight!
Stephen Curry with the chase-down crucial offensive board! What athleticism!
Halftime whistle. Patty Mills has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Small detail: Patty Mills whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Patty Mills pulls up and drills a buzzer beater! Can't teach that!
Fran Guerra posts up without breaking a sweat! This guy nobody was talking about cruise control!
Stephen Curry pulls up with the wrong hand! Ambidextrous experiment by this guy everybody knows!
Chris Bosh, this league veteran, with the signature victory dance! The fans love it!
Stephen Curry hugs the coach! This reliable star with a complete performance!
Patty Mills and Chris Bosh leap onto each other like kids. Stephen Curry comes sprinting in and crushes them both. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
115-107 (V)
And we're underway! LeBron James touches the leather first! This franchise cornerstone looks eager!
This potential breakout star Fran Guerra capitalizes from the left corner! An alley-oop with silky smooth technique!
Chris Bosh, this colossus, with the clutch defensive rebound! The crowd is on its feet!
This generational talent LeBron James exploits the gap! Dime to the corner for a free throw!
Chris Bosh takes off the ball out of the trap! Scary good handles under pressure!
Halftime whistle. Patty Mills high-fives his teammates on the way out. Anecdote: Patty Mills fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Chris Bosh scores at the buzzer! A tear drop with unreal swagger! Brilliant!
The road crowd tries to rally but Patty Mills silences them! A crowd fully behind them!
Chris Bosh rises up the damn ball with patience! This solid pro trusting the system!
This elite player Stephen Curry proves the critics wrong! A world-class move vindication!
Fran Guerra grabs the game ball! This guy nobody was talking about earned it tonight!
Patty Mills does a backflip. Well, he tries. Stephen Curry applauds the effort. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
125-97 (V)
The game begins and Patty Mills is ready! You can see next-level basketball IQ written all over his face!
Fran Guerra, this big fella, takes over off the pick and roll. A pull-up jumper! That's elite!
This dude putting the league on notice Patty Mills reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Fran Guerra threads the needle! Beautiful assist at half court! Unreal court vision!
This headliner Stephen Curry calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Break. LeBron James's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Did you know? LeBron James has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
A floater from LeBron James! This potential GOAT reminding everyone why they're on top!
Fran Guerra, this guy nobody was talking about, waves the crowd up! A crowd fully behind them rising!
Chris Bosh explodes the outlet to the young player! This seasoned vet building the future!
LeBron James, this franchise cornerstone, answers every challenge! Iron discipline never fading!
LeBron James, this tree of a man, acknowledges the fans! Wild stands! A bench mob celebration!
LeBron James improvises an Oscar acceptance speech. Stephen Curry plays the imaginary violin. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
99-114 (D)
This well-respected player Chris Bosh comes out aggressive! Opens with a deep three at the buzzer!
Chris Bosh penetrates but the shot rims out! Injury-prone body rears its ugly head!
Patty Mills dunks carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Chris Bosh gives up the back door! Defense that's basically a suggestion when overplaying!
Stephen Curry, this elite player, threads the needle for a double-clutch layup in the paint!
Break. Stephen Curry collapses next to the vending machine. Locker room anecdote: Stephen Curry talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Patty Mills gets a technical for complaining! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
LeBron James, this first-ballot legend, pulls the trigger off the pick and roll but no luck!
This dude putting the league on notice Patty Mills recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
This league veteran Patty Mills stumbles! The fatigue is real after the four quarters!
This guy nobody was talking about Fran Guerra congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this guy nobody was talking about.
Patty Mills's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Stephen Curry hides his eyes under a towel. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
100-101 (D)
Patty Mills shoots onto the floor! The crowd roars for this established player!
Fran Guerra, this total unknown, exploits the mismatch for a finger roll! Too easy!
Chris Bosh, this absolute unit, can't keep up with the speed! Sometimes predictable game exposed!
LeBron James, this household name, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
This reliable star Stephen Curry draws the charge! Momentum swinging along the baseline!
The players head in. LeBron James slips on the wet tunnel floor. Anecdote: LeBron James fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry gets called for the charge in late in the quarter! Brutal!
LeBron James, this big fella, shows negative body language! Shaky emotions under pressure creeping in!
This potential breakout star Fran Guerra plays every possession like the last! Scary good handles burning bright!
Stephen Curry can't convert in the second quarter! This reliable star shrinks in the moment!
Chris Bosh penetrates to the tunnel in disappointment. This guy with a proven track record will learn from this.
Fran Guerra lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Patty Mills holds his in. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
90-114 (D)
Patty Mills fires away with energy from the opening whistle! This seasoned vet locked in!
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, bobbles the ball and the chance evaporates from downtown!
This dark horse Fran Guerra dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
LeBron James, this beanpole, gets blown by on the perimeter! Sometimes predictable game in the legs!
Chris Bosh, this big fella, posts up and delivers a hook shot! Textbook!
Halftime. Chris Bosh is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. They say Chris Bosh eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
LeBron James glares at the scoreboard! This once-in-a-lifetime player not happy with the situation!
Chris Bosh with the contested floater facing the rim! No good! Bad selection!
Patty Mills slows the pace when the team needs it! This legit talent tempo control!
LeBron James lets fly but the legs won't cooperate! Tendency to force bad shots catching up!
LeBron James walks off in silence. This basketball god gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Stephen Curry looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. LeBron James looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
99-126 (D)
This first-ballot legend LeBron James opens the scoring! A bucket! Early advantage!
LeBron James air-mails a bucket in the paint! Way off for this franchise cornerstone!
This seasoned vet Chris Bosh loses concentration and the Spalding with it!
LeBron James bites on the pump fake! This once-in-a-lifetime player sent flying at the top of the key!
Stephen Curry with another alley-oop! You can't stop this man!
Halftime. Stephen Curry glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Did you know? Stephen Curry has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Fran Guerra dribbles the towel! This who-is-this-guy player showing shaky emotions under pressure!
This guy with rings on every finger LeBron James misfires again! Shaky emotions under pressure could cost the team!
Chris Bosh, this tree of a man, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Patty Mills dribbles sluggishly! Sometimes predictable game catching up with this name that's buzzing!
Fran Guerra, this raw talent, takes the loss hard. Hot head at the wrong moments.
Stephen Curry whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Patty Mills nods without conviction. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
95-106 (D)
This certified bucket Stephen Curry means business! Fast start from downtown!
Chris Bosh launches an alley-oop and... Airball! Heavy feet at its peak!
Fran Guerra blows past the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this hungry young player!
Patty Mills, this smooth operator, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over limited stamina!
LeBron James, this oversized freak, muscles in for a deep three! Pure power!
Both teams head in. Fran Guerra has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Small detail: Fran Guerra whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, pounds the scorer's table! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
LeBron James, this absolute legend, comes up empty! A fadeaway jumper off target in the paint!
LeBron James, this walking skyscraper, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
This well-respected player Chris Bosh calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Hot head taking its toll!
This seasoned vet Patty Mills shakes hands and moves on. In the end, tendency to force bad shots proved costly.
Fran Guerra sits on the bench, staring into nothing. Chris Bosh has his head in his hands. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
My Team ends the season #9 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: LeBron James.
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