My dream starting five — basketball_team 🇺🇾
5 miembros · TeamBranch
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Clasificación
| # | Team | V | D | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | San Antonio Skyscrapers | 14 | 1 | 28 |
| 2 | Detroit Engine-Roar | 13 | 2 | 26 |
| 3 | Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 4 | Boston Ring-Chasers | 11 | 4 | 22 |
| 5 | New York Over-Timers | 10 | 5 | 20 |
| 6 | Cleveland Twin-Towers | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 7 | Denver Horse-Track | 9 | 6 | 18 |
| 8 | My Team | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 9 | Houston Blast-Off | 8 | 7 | 16 |
| 10 | Minnesota Ice-Wall | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 11 | Toronto Border-Patrol | 5 | 10 | 10 |
| 12 | Philadelphia Injury-Report | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 13 | Phoenix No-Defense | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 14 | Miami Heart-Attack | 4 | 11 | 8 |
| 15 | Orlando Magic-Beans | 3 | 12 | 6 |
| 16 | Los Angeles Nursing-Home | 2 | 13 | 4 |
Pretemporada
Get comfortable because tonight, we are about to witness something special. I can feel it. It's in the air, it's in the eyes, it's in the low rumble of 20,000 people who know they're about to live through a moment. The franchise about to step onto this court has seen it all, lived it all: legendary triple-doubles, buzzer-beating heartbreaks, 15-point fourth-quarter comebacks, and losses that shatter careers. But they're here, still and always, with that burning desire to tear everything apart. The team with no name, baby! Yeah sure, it's a team sport, we all agree on that. But when you've got Anthony Edwards on your roster, the word "team" basically means him plus four guys who pass him the ball. Standing at 197 cm, a first step more explosive than a rocket launch, and a fadeaway so silky that even the defenders applaud as they watch him score. Scouts had this dude flagged at 14. By 16, he was beating pros. Today? He's embarrassing them. But what truly terrifies opponents isn't his highlights, it's his head. Look into his eyes during crunch time. There's nothing there. No stress, no doubt, just a killer's stare that says "give me the ball and get the hell out of the way." Opposing coaches have tried double-teams, triple-teams, zone defense, trash talk, Hack-a-Shaq... Nothing works. The man is programmed for clutch moments. It's genetic, and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about it. The budget, let's talk about it. Or actually, let's not, because it'll make you dizzy. We're beyond the luxury tax, beyond the second apron, we're in a zone that even the league's tax accountants struggle to calculate. The owner burns cash like others burn firewood, and he doesn't bat an eye. Every season this team doesn't win the title is a financial scandal. The pressure is absolute, the talent is maximal, and the margin for error is zero. Welcome to the world of superteams, where failure isn't an option, it's a public humiliation.
Jornada 1 — vs Detroit Engine-Roar
88-129 (D)
Tip-off! Cooper Flagg gets us started! Let's go!
Anthony Edwards forces up a double-clutch layup over the defense! Shaky emotions under pressure! Bad decision!
Cooper Flagg throws it into the stands! What was that from this player on the come-up!
Brandin Podziemski reacts too late to rotate! Hot head on the help side!
Brandin Podziemski mouths off and picks up a T! Limited stamina taking over!
Break! Cooper Flagg grabs an ice bag and slaps it on his knee. Did you know Cooper Flagg started basketball because he was terrible at soccer? Sometimes failure leads to greatness. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Stephen Curry misfires from the left corner! This jersey-selling name searching for answers!
This newcomer Brandin Podziemski has heavy legs! The pace has been brutal!
This newcomer Brandin Podziemski with turnover number points! Shaky emotions under pressure is piling up!
Stephen Curry storms to the bench! This headliner is visibly upset!
Brandin Podziemski reflects on what could have been. Tendency to force bad shots the difference tonight.
Cooper Flagg's gaze is cold, distant. Anthony Edwards's gaze is hot, angry. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. Off to bed! Or stay for 'Real Housewives of the DMV.' The line is around the block.
Jornada 2 — vs Miami Heart-Attack
130-94 (V)
Anthony Edwards, this league veteran, draws first blood! An alley-oop to start!
Stephen Curry goes coast to coast for a step-back three! This world-class player is relentless!
Cooper Flagg with the bounce pass! This league veteran threading it perfectly!
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry with a cold-blooded double-clutch layup! No conscience!
Stephen Curry anticipates the cut and deflects the Wilson! This established star reading minds!
The players disappear into the tunnel. Stephen Curry asks for an ice pack. Anecdote: Stephen Curry fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Stephen Curry with the tough sky hook through contact! This max-contract guy won't be denied!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, caps off a dominant performance! Ridiculous creativity from start to finish!
This name that's buzzing Cooper Flagg celebrates too early! A sky hook didn't count! Awkward!
This name that's buzzing Cooper Flagg holds up three fingers! A bench mob celebration after the triple!
Maximilian Kleber, this solid pro, embraces the teammates! A primal scream! Sweet victory!
Stephen Curry moonwalks across the hardwood. Anthony Edwards attempts the worm. One of them pulls it off. On my end, I discovered the arena's coffee machine was broken. The game nearly went uncommentated. We're done for tonight. And now: 'Ancient Aliens: The True History of the Coffee Break.'
Jornada 3 — vs Orlando Magic-Beans
120-93 (V)
Maximilian Kleber, this player making noise, embraces the wild stands! Game on!
A bank shot from Stephen Curry! This guy everybody knows is putting on a show tonight!
Anthony Edwards a ball recovery with authority! This beanpole protecting the paint!
This next-level player Cooper Flagg with the behind-the-back dish! Highlight-reel pass!
Brandin Podziemski, this diamond in the rough, manages the clock beautifully in the first half!
Halftime. Stephen Curry wolfs down an energy bar in two bites. Fun fact: Stephen Curry blocked a shot in the finals... And dislocated a thumb celebrating. Classic. The locker room empties, the court fills up. Act 2.
An and-one from Cooper Flagg! That's a killer instinct at the highest level!
Listen to that roar! Brandin Podziemski pulls up and the place explodes!
Brandin Podziemski, this potential breakout star, runs the play exactly as drawn! Execution!
Anthony Edwards leaves it all on the floor! This well-respected player with an off-the-charts basketball IQ effort!
Maximilian Kleber launches into the tunnel with the W! This up-and-coming baller all smiles!
Anthony Edwards points both hands at the sky. Cooper Flagg points at Anthony Edwards. Brandin Podziemski points at the exit. I learned backstage that Cooper Flagg also does volunteer firefighter on weekends. That explains those reflexes. Good night everyone! Up next: 'Worst Cooks in America: Boiling an Egg Without Breaking It.' Challenge accepted.
Jornada 4 — vs Philadelphia Injury-Report
133-91 (V)
Maximilian Kleber rises up into position! This seasoned vet not wasting any time!
This player on the come-up Cooper Flagg finishes with authority! A thunderous slam off the pick and roll!
Cooper Flagg goes to work and dishes! Gorgeous feed off the pick and roll! Unreal swagger!
Cooper Flagg dribbles the ball with purpose! An off-balance shot! This well-respected player means business!
Brandin Podziemski with the huge flawless defensive rotation at the top of the key! This hungry young player says no!
The players head to the locker room. Stephen Curry is sweating like a racehorse. True story: Stephen Curry walked into the wrong locker room during his first game against Philadelphia Injury-Report. Awkward. Here we go again. The players have changed jerseys.
Cooper Flagg scores at will! A free throw from mid-range! This solid pro domination!
Stephen Curry fades away with confidence! The game is well in hand for this top-tier talent!
This newcomer Brandin Podziemski calls for the rock but trips over the baseline! Comedy gold!
Anthony Edwards pulls up to center court! A raised fist! This established player owns the moment!
That's the game! Anthony Edwards finishes with a monster performance! This up-and-coming baller victorious!
Brandin Podziemski pretends to plant a flag at center court. Maximilian Kleber stands at attention. Tonight I chewed through two pens. The office supply budget is going to explode. That's it. Up next: 'Anthony Bourdain Visits: The Park-and-Ride in Poughkeepsie.' Culture shock.
Jornada 5 — vs Phoenix No-Defense
106-107 (D)
Anthony Edwards, this mammoth, announced to huge cheers! A Playoff atmosphere!
Cooper Flagg with the highlight-reel double-clutch layup! This next-level player owning the moment!
Anthony Edwards, this beanpole, gets dunked on from the right corner! Poster material!
A step-back three from Brandin Podziemski hits the iron! Hot head under the spotlight!
Stephen Curry forces the turnover! This jersey-selling name creating opportunities on both ends!
Halftime whistle. Stephen Curry flops into the first available chair. Little scoop: Stephen Curry logs every game in a notebook. With stars and smiley faces. At that age. Here we go. Tactical adjustments have been made.
Brandin Podziemski misses in the clutch! A catch-and-shoot triple off the mark in the fourth quarter!
This franchise guy Stephen Curry fouls hard out of frustration! Sometimes predictable game showing!
The legend of Brandin Podziemski grows! This total unknown adding another chapter at the buzzer!
Stephen Curry turns it over on a strategic timeout! This headliner crumbles under pressure!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, trudges off the palace of hoops. Lessons to take from this one.
Cooper Flagg and Maximilian Kleber walk side by side without looking at each other. The silence is deafening. I spent the evening standing up and sitting down every thirty seconds. My Fitbit is congratulating me. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 6 — vs Los Angeles Nursing-Home
107-102 (V)
Cooper Flagg, this big fella, sets the tone immediately! Natural-born leadership from the jump!
Anthony Edwards, this player on the come-up, walls up at the buzzer! Impenetrable defense!
This dude putting the league on notice Anthony Edwards puts up a bank shot but it won't fall! Off night!
This dark horse Brandin Podziemski is automatic driving to the hoop! A euro-step drops again!
Cooper Flagg makes the hockey pass! A gym-rat work ethic finding the extra pass!
Halftime whistle. Cooper Flagg spits into the trash can walking into the locker room. Did you know Cooper Flagg entered the dunk contest... At 5'9"? Courage knows no height. Resumption imminent. The players wrap up their express warm-up.
Anthony Edwards, this hooper's hooper, with the clutch crucial offensive board! On the inbound pass stop!
Anthony Edwards with the suffocating defense! This player making noise is a wall out there!
The fans sense it coming! The energy is building as Stephen Curry gets hot!
Maximilian Kleber, this big fella, comes up big! A euro-step in the money time! Legend!
This dude out of nowhere Brandin Podziemski thanks the fans! The crowd is on its feet! What a ride!
Anthony Edwards makes a heart with his hands toward the camera. Stephen Curry makes a bigger heart. Maximilian Kleber makes a massive heart. I learned tonight that Anthony Edwards used to be a volunteer firefighter. That explains the unique running style. See you tomorrow! Up next: 'Extreme Reading: The Terms and Conditions.' 4-hour special.
Jornada 7 — vs Toronto Border-Patrol
129-93 (V)
Stephen Curry looks dialed in from the start! A killer instinct preparation showing!
Stephen Curry, this multi-time All-Star, reads the play perfectly and delivers a tear drop!
This potential breakout star Brandin Podziemski orchestrates the offense back to the basket! Maestro!
A two-handed slam from downtown by Brandin Podziemski! This all-around player with the long range!
Cooper Flagg times it perfectly and rejects the shot! A charge taken facing the rim!
Break time. Cooper Flagg bolts to the locker room without looking at anyone. Bus driver's confession: Cooper Flagg raps gibberish during road trips. Loudly. Both teams return with fresh instructions from the coach.
Anthony Edwards posts up and fires a pull-up jumper! This beanpole lighting it up!
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, makes it look like practice! Total domination!
This player making noise Cooper Flagg trash talks then immediately misses! Karma!
Brandin Podziemski blows a kiss to the fans! Cool as you like, a team high-five!
Stephen Curry blows past off the court victorious! This big-name player leaves it all out there!
Anthony Edwards runs to the coach and lifts the coach up. Not thrilled but smiles anyway. I drank so much coffee tonight I'm going to commentate in my sleep. Good night! Up next: 'My 600-Lb Neighbor: He Makes Noise at 3 AM.' Shocking testimonies.
Jornada 8 — vs Minnesota Ice-Wall
117-82 (V)
Stephen Curry, this headliner, wins the opening tip! Great start for the team!
Maximilian Kleber knocks down a hook shot off the pick and roll! Ice in the veins!
This certified bucket Stephen Curry with assist number points! Pure God-given talent on display!
Anthony Edwards buries a step-back three at the top of the key! This guy with a proven track record is on fire tonight!
Stephen Curry with the chase-down crucial offensive board! What athleticism!
Halftime whistle. Anthony Edwards has dried blood on his elbow but plays tough. Small detail: Anthony Edwards whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. The players are back on the court. Here we go again!
Anthony Edwards pulls up and drills a buzzer beater! Can't teach that!
Maximilian Kleber posts up without breaking a sweat! This hooper's hooper cruise control!
Stephen Curry pulls up with the wrong hand! Ambidextrous experiment by this guy everybody knows!
Brandin Podziemski, this surprise package, with the signature victory dance! The fans love it!
Stephen Curry hugs the coach! This reliable star with a complete performance!
Anthony Edwards and Brandin Podziemski leap onto each other like kids. Stephen Curry comes sprinting in and crushes them both. During halftime, I tried to interview the mascot. It ignored me. I'll recover eventually. See you at the next game! In the meantime: 'Pawn Stars: Selling a Pen Without a Cap.'
Jornada 9 — vs Houston Blast-Off
116-106 (V)
And we're underway! Cooper Flagg touches the leather first! This respected competitor looks eager!
This up-and-coming baller Maximilian Kleber capitalizes from the left corner! An alley-oop with silky smooth technique!
Brandin Podziemski, this solid build, with the clutch defensive rebound! The crowd is on its feet!
This hooper's hooper Cooper Flagg exploits the gap! Dime to the corner for a free throw!
Brandin Podziemski takes off the ball out of the trap! Scary good handles under pressure!
Halftime whistle. Anthony Edwards high-fives his teammates on the way out. Anecdote: Anthony Edwards fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Break's over, the players take their positions.
Brandin Podziemski scores at the buzzer! A tear drop with unreal swagger! Brilliant!
The road crowd tries to rally but Anthony Edwards silences them! A crowd fully behind them!
Brandin Podziemski rises up the damn ball with patience! This hidden prospect trusting the system!
This elite player Stephen Curry proves the critics wrong! A world-class move vindication!
Maximilian Kleber grabs the game ball! This hooper's hooper earned it tonight!
Anthony Edwards does a backflip. Well, he tries. Stephen Curry applauds the effort. During the game, my colleague ordered sushi. It arrived at the final buzzer. Perfect timing. Good night everyone! And now, the show nobody asked for: 'Pigeon Hunters.'
Jornada 10 — vs Denver Horse-Track
125-97 (V)
The game begins and Anthony Edwards is ready! You can see next-level basketball IQ written all over his face!
Maximilian Kleber, this big fella, takes over off the pick and roll. A pull-up jumper! That's elite!
This dude putting the league on notice Anthony Edwards reads the play and intercepts! Brilliant anticipation!
Maximilian Kleber threads the needle! Beautiful assist at half court! Unreal court vision!
This headliner Stephen Curry calls the audible! Changed the play and it works!
Break. Cooper Flagg's socks are soaking wet — quick change on the spot. Did you know? Cooper Flagg has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Tipoff! The ref blows the whistle, the ball is in the air.
A floater from Cooper Flagg! This next-level player reminding everyone why they're on top!
Maximilian Kleber, this hooper's hooper, waves the crowd up! A crowd fully behind them rising!
Brandin Podziemski explodes the outlet to the young player! This diamond in the rough building the future!
Cooper Flagg, this respected competitor, answers every challenge! Iron discipline never fading!
Cooper Flagg, this tree of a man, acknowledges the fans! Wild stands! A bench mob celebration!
Cooper Flagg improvises an Oscar acceptance speech. Stephen Curry plays the imaginary violin. Confession: I nearly fell asleep during the second quarter. The third woke me right up. Until next time! Up next: 'Life Unplugged: A Day Without WiFi.' A shocking documentary.
Jornada 11 — vs New York Over-Timers
100-113 (D)
This raw talent Brandin Podziemski comes out aggressive! Opens with a deep three at the buzzer!
Brandin Podziemski penetrates but the shot rims out! Injury-prone body rears its ugly head!
Anthony Edwards dunks carelessly and gets stripped! Another giveaway!
Brandin Podziemski gives up the back door! Defense that's basically a suggestion when overplaying!
Stephen Curry, this elite player, threads the needle for a double-clutch layup in the paint!
Break. Stephen Curry collapses next to the vending machine. Locker room anecdote: Stephen Curry talks to a sock called 'Assistant Coach.' We don't judge. We're back! Flushed cheeks and hungry eyes on the players.
Anthony Edwards gets a technical for complaining! Shaky emotions under pressure on full display!
Cooper Flagg, this up-and-coming baller, pulls the trigger off the pick and roll but no luck!
This dude putting the league on notice Anthony Edwards recognizes the zone and attacks the gap! Genius!
This league veteran Anthony Edwards stumbles! The fatigue is real after the four quarters!
This hooper's hooper Maximilian Kleber congratulates the opponent. Class in defeat from this hooper's hooper.
Anthony Edwards's face is locked shut, zero emotion. Stephen Curry hides his eyes under a towel. Meanwhile, your favorite commentator spilled coffee on the mixing board. Twice. Thanks for watching. Coming up: '48 Hours: The Secret Life of Roundabouts.' Essential viewing.
Jornada 12 — vs Cleveland Twin-Towers
100-101 (D)
Anthony Edwards shoots onto the floor! The crowd roars for this established player!
Maximilian Kleber, this player on the come-up, exploits the mismatch for a finger roll! Too easy!
Brandin Podziemski, this do-it-all player, can't keep up with the speed! Sometimes predictable game exposed!
Cooper Flagg, this dude putting the league on notice, sends the pill wide! The touch is off tonight!
This reliable star Stephen Curry draws the charge! Momentum swinging along the baseline!
The players head in. Cooper Flagg slips on the wet tunnel floor. Anecdote: Cooper Flagg fell asleep on the bench during an exhibition game. Still got named MVP. Both teams return. You can tell the coach gave them an earful.
This multi-time All-Star Stephen Curry gets called for the charge in late in the quarter! Brutal!
Cooper Flagg, this big fella, shows negative body language! Shaky emotions under pressure creeping in!
This up-and-coming baller Maximilian Kleber plays every possession like the last! Scary good handles burning bright!
Stephen Curry can't convert in the second quarter! This reliable star shrinks in the moment!
Brandin Podziemski penetrates to the tunnel in disappointment. This who-is-this-guy player will learn from this.
Maximilian Kleber lets out a big exhale walking through the door. Anthony Edwards holds his in. During the break, I tried to juggle three balls. My cameraman filmed everything. It'll come out someday. Good night everyone! Coming up: 'Boot Camp: Supermarket Checkout Line Edition.' Discipline.
Jornada 13 — vs Boston Ring-Chasers
91-113 (D)
Anthony Edwards fires away with energy from the opening whistle! This seasoned vet locked in!
Stephen Curry, this smooth operator, bobbles the ball and the chance evaporates from downtown!
This respected competitor Maximilian Kleber dribbles off the foot! Unforced error!
Cooper Flagg, this beanpole, gets blown by on the perimeter! Sometimes predictable game in the legs!
Brandin Podziemski, this smooth operator, posts up and delivers a hook shot! Textbook!
Halftime. Brandin Podziemski is holding his ribs walking toward the tunnel. They say Brandin Podziemski eats honey straight from the jar during timeouts. The bear of the hardwood. The buzzer calls the players. Time for the show, act II.
Cooper Flagg glares at the scoreboard! This seasoned vet not happy with the situation!
Brandin Podziemski with the contested floater facing the rim! No good! Bad selection!
Anthony Edwards slows the pace when the team needs it! This legit talent tempo control!
Cooper Flagg lets fly but the legs won't cooperate! Tendency to force bad shots catching up!
Cooper Flagg walks off in silence. This league veteran gave it all but it wasn't enough.
Stephen Curry looks like someone who hasn't slept in three days. Cooper Flagg looks like someone who won't sleep tonight. My evening in one word? Epic. In two words? Epic and loud. See you tomorrow. In the meantime, it's 'Who Wants to Marry My Goldfish.' Good luck with that.
Jornada 14 — vs San Antonio Skyscrapers
100-125 (D)
This up-and-coming baller Cooper Flagg opens the scoring! A bucket! Early advantage!
Cooper Flagg air-mails a bucket in the paint! Way off for this respected competitor!
This diamond in the rough Brandin Podziemski loses concentration and the Spalding with it!
Cooper Flagg bites on the pump fake! This seasoned vet sent flying at the top of the key!
Stephen Curry with another alley-oop! You can't stop this man!
Halftime. Stephen Curry glances at his phone for two seconds and puts it back. Did you know? Stephen Curry has a personal mini-fridge in the locker room. Nobody knows what's inside. Play resumes. The DJ drops a beat to hype up the crowd.
Maximilian Kleber dribbles the towel! This guy with a proven track record showing shaky emotions under pressure!
This player making noise Cooper Flagg misfires again! Shaky emotions under pressure could cost the team!
Brandin Podziemski, this smooth operator, posts up the smaller defender! Mismatch hunting!
Anthony Edwards dribbles sluggishly! Sometimes predictable game catching up with this name that's buzzing!
Maximilian Kleber, this well-respected player, takes the loss hard. Hot head at the wrong moments.
Stephen Curry whispers 'this can't be real' under his breath. Anthony Edwards nods without conviction. I spent this game nervously chewing gum. I'm on my seventh piece. That's a wrap for tonight. Coming up: 'The Amazing Race: Subway Line 13.' Viewer discretion advised.
Jornada 15 — vs Oklahoma City Treasure-Chest
95-106 (D)
This certified bucket Stephen Curry means business! Fast start from downtown!
Brandin Podziemski launches an alley-oop and... Airball! Heavy feet at its peak!
Maximilian Kleber blows past the ball right to the defense! Costly mistake by this player making noise!
Anthony Edwards, this tree of a man, loses the assignment! Easy bucket over limited stamina!
Cooper Flagg, this oversized freak, muscles in for a deep three! Pure power!
Both teams head in. Maximilian Kleber has a red mark on his cheek from an elbow. Small detail: Maximilian Kleber whistles the national anthem before every game. Off-key. Consistently off-key. The hardwood awaits. Here we go for the second half.
Stephen Curry, this swiss-army-knife type, pounds the scorer's table! Ego the size of Texas on full display!
Cooper Flagg, this name that's buzzing, comes up empty! A fadeaway jumper off target in the paint!
Cooper Flagg, this walking skyscraper, uses the jab step to freeze the defender! Crafty!
This raw talent Brandin Podziemski calls for a sub! Can't go anymore! Hot head taking its toll!
This seasoned vet Anthony Edwards shakes hands and moves on. In the end, tendency to force bad shots proved costly.
Maximilian Kleber sits on the bench, staring into nothing. Brandin Podziemski has his head in his hands. As for me, I powered through three coffees and a gas station sandwich. The glamorous life of sports journalism. Thanks for watching this game. And now: 'Deal or No Deal: Office Fridge Edition.'
My Team ends the season #8 with a 8W-7L record. Season MVP: Anthony Edwards.
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